White Girl Problems

3 books in series
4 out of 5 stars 584 ratings

White Girl Problems Publisher's Summary

Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab - that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as:

  • I hate my horse.
  • Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had.
  • He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince.
  • I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic

In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.

©2012 David Oliver Cohen, Tanner Cohgen, and Lara Schoenhals (P)2012 Tantor
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  • Book 1

    • White Girl Problems

    • By: Babe Walker
    • Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
    • Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 300
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 267
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 272

    Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab - that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hysterical

    • By Justagirl on 02-01-13

    Regular price: $24.49

  • Book 2

    • Psychos

    • A White Girl Problems Book
    • By: Babe Walker
    • Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
    • Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 182
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 162
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 160

    Fresh from a four-month stint in rehab for her "alleged" shopping addiction, Babe Walker returns home to Bel Air 10 pounds lighter (thanks to a stomach virus), having made amends (she told a counselor with bad skin she was smart) and confronted her past (after meeting her birth mother for the first time - a fashion model turned farmer lesbian). Although delighted to be home and determined to maintain her hard-won inner peace, Babe now faces a host of outside forces seemingly intent on derailing her path to positive change.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • I love Babe Walker

    • By Meagan Whimsical on 12-15-14
    • A White Girl Problems Book
    • By: Babe Walker
    • Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
    • Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
    • Release date: 04-29-14
    • 4.5 out of 5 stars 182 ratings

    Regular price: $17.00

  • Book 3

    • American Babe

    • A White Girl Problems Book
    • By: Babe Walker
    • Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 102
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 92
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 91

    After a freak accident that was definitely not Babe's fault, her estranged mother offers her the perfect escape from LA: an invite to her grandfather's 80th birthday party in Maryland, of all places. Babe's journey throws her headlong into elementary school classrooms full of small, unfashionable people; pizza buffet restaurants that will haunt her nightmares; and eventually back to Los Angeles, thank goodness.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Not long enough!

    • By Krissy on 08-28-16

    Regular price: $17.00