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    • AudibleProops 64

    • The Big One
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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    Greetings, tiny mooses! In this episode, Proops takes a trip to that non-fascist American counterpart to the north, Canadia. Proops also explains the populist appeal of talking about sports, as well as how Howard Dean, the man whom Dick Cheney said no one ever liked, managed to win the governorship of Vermont five terms in a row. Plus: misuse of funds in Iraq? Never! Profiteering during wartime? Of course not!

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    • AudibleProops 10

    • A Pale Carbon Copy
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    All right, Christ, Buddha, and Zoroaster all walk into a bar...no, this is one you haven't heard before. We leave it up to master Proops to bring light to this trio. Also, Reagan's pale carbon copy? Gee, who could Greg be talking about? Tune in.

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    • AudibleProops 5

    • Dan Quayle Playing Scrabble
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    What's Greg's patriotic message for this week? From Scalia, the inevitable partisan bickering to come, beer can hats, it's almost too much for one to take. Have a listen.

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    • AudibleProops 43

    • Greco-Roman Style
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
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    Hello, Kittens of the Ocelot. Greg Proops is your host nation for this Olympian-sized edition of AudibleProops. He's doing it Greco-Roman style this week (i.e., naked, oiled, and on a bed of feta cheese), dropping the knowledge on your lame ass, and laying waste to all you hold dear and all he thinks he holds dear.

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    • AudibleProops 58

    • A Walk on the Snide Side
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
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      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Hey party prawns! This week Proops has got nuthin' but time to lambaste everyone from Rick Santorum to his beloved President G.W. Bush, who ended his recent vacation early to sign a mysterious law inspired by one mysterious person. Also, Congress dares to take on the ultra-divisive "steroids are bad" issue, Halliburton fibs again, and a pet-store owner sees the face and shoulders of Satan on the shell of a turtle named Lucky.

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    • AudibleProops 23

    • No Jokes
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 8 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 5
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    This special edition of Audible Proops has no jokes, but Greg Proops says you should listen anyway. It was recorded September 13, 2001.

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    • AudibleProops 36

    • Middle Earth
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 20 mins
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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    Hello, Nippers. Your pal Proops is filing from very, very, very (very, very, very) far away in this dispatch: the other side of the world, in fact. He's in New Zealand selling out shows at the annual Comedy Festival. Ever the intrepid comedian, Proops has the latest on Shrek, the hermit ram who was on the lamb for six years and whose ultimate capture, televised championship shearing, and subsequent visit with the Prime Minister have captivated the world.

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    • AudibleProops 63

    • No Jesus Juice
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 29 mins
    • Original Recording
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      4 out of 5 stars 14
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    Hey there groove chickens. All politicians are scary charlatans, but in a speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner, First Lady Laura Bush revealed that George W. Bush is just an ordinary guy! According to Laura's speech, W apparently doesn't like books, restraint, or subtlety, and once tried to milk a male horse! Plus, Proops explains why that whole Newsweek Koran thing was such a big deal, and gives a nod to teenage mule-lovers from Georgia.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This is good stuff

    • By David on 06-06-05

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    • AudibleProops 27

    • Juvenile Delinquents
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 6
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    Proops serves up a hearty stew of celebrity quips loaded with chunks of irony for your listening pleasure. Liz Hurley is pregnant and Proops wants to know about celebrity sex. Speaking of sex, Sex in the City is back and, well, Proops will admit it's funny, in spite of Sarah Jessica Parker's terminal case of cuteness. Proops reminds everyone that teens will still be teens, what with Prince William coming of age and smoking jazz cigarettes.

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    • AudibleProops 51

    • Harm for the Holidays
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
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    Hello, pesky liberals! Festive swearing and baroque insults abound as the White House hands out Medals of Freedom to everyone performing violent rear-end assault on the Constitution. Also, we find out that the secular Jews who run Hollywood love anal sex, not Jesus biopics, and that Jessica Simpson's dad is hyper-aware of his daughter's cup size. Then, conservatives lay it out straight: you either love children, or you love abortion. What's it gonna be?

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    • AudibleProops 3

    • Election Madness
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    Susie's back on her NYC interviews, and her guest this week is sex educator and burlesque performer Ducky Doolittle, a.k.a. Knockers the Clown. Ducky enchants Susie with stories of cake sitting (part of her act) and talk about her early days working as a sex performer in a Times Square peep show. These days, when she's not clowning around, Ducky teaches sex workshops. She has some sage advice on how to feel sexier instantly. You can learn more about Ducky Doolittle at her website: www.duckydoolittle.com.

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    • AudibleProops 66

    • The Subjective Truth Wagon
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 20
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    Hello my little quibblers. This week, Proops invites you to listen real close and then disregard every f***** thing you hear. In the news, Enron flexes its lobbying muscles in times of peace and stability to help some rich and powerful friends; Proops goes over some nicknames that world leaders give each other; and Supreme Court appointee John Roberts is white and nice.

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    • AudibleProops 54

    • The Bad Part of Town
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Hello, piglets of the new millennium! Proops starts this episode off with a mournful piece about Brad and Jen's breakup. Why can't two moderately talented, fairly attractive, reasonably wealthy people stay together? Proops knows, and he's telling. Also, Prince Harry's recent Nazi dress up incident may put him high among the ranks of idiotic rich people.

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    • AudibleProops 18

    • Drunk Hedgehogs - Is No One Safe?
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      3 out of 5 stars 3
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    Hang on muskrats, because in this episode, Greg tackles the Bush twins...reveals that hedgehogs, too, get drunk...explains what haggis is (and other Scottish culinary thills)...and rants furiously on much more. Tune in!

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    • AudibleProops 16

    • Self Indulgia
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
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    Stand to!...for a journey into Greg's favorite part of Italy: Self Induglia. Hold on fast, as this is but a stone's throw from Self Loathia. He's qualified to "rock the mike" and is cooler than you - and has all the reasons in the Union to back this up. Listen to him, you might benefit. And if any sticks, it's yours. Free (no extras, no hiddens). Isn't Greg a jolly-good fellow?

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    • AudibleProops 15

    • The Cavern of Crankiness
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Welcome to the cavern of grumpiness, the source of the bitterness river, where the burning waters never stop whining. That would also be the studio of Greg Proops. Here, not only Teri Garr and Rob Lowe, but additionally, poorly cast movie stars are considered in Greg's review of how the Oscars should be re-vamped. He also touches on the loosening of pot laws in Switzerland, Darwinism as applied to high-risk sportsters, and Timothy McVeigh as martyr to other extremists.

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    • AudibleProops 19

    • A Few of My Favorite Things
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 6
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    Ol' Disgruntled, the comedy farmer, is back! He's delivering vitriolic vittles to the humor-starved tables of the liberal NPR listeners - listing things he hates and, well, if he must, things he doesn't hate too. Greg tackles the drinking habits of English hens and pleads for mercy from stories of the sexual habits of California Rep. Gary Condit.

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    • AudibleProops 65

    • London Bombings
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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    Hello's and most grave salutations, brothers and sisters. Proops gives a solemn first-hand account of being in London on July 7th, the day of the subway bombings. He also reminds us that similar tragedies happen in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Sudan, and other places around the world every single day. Plus, Proops takes on the Live 8 concert, the treasonously leaky Karl Rove, the violently heterosexual Tom Cruise, and more.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • One of Your Best, Mr. Proops!

    • By Elizabeth on 07-25-05

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    • AudibleProops 25

    • Operation Intense Irony
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 5
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    Proops is back and he's recovering from what he calls his failure of satire on his last installment. He's now wondering what Tom Brokaw is so worried about when it's the assistants getting anthraxed; where scaredy-cat congresspeople run when they're spending your tax dollars on government bailouts; and what's the cost of civil liberties when no one knows the origins of anthrax tainted letters?

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    • AudibleProops 52

    • Dissmas
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 17 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 5
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    Hello, rascals! This week, Proops takes a brief respite from riding the blue-black equine of the Apocalypse to finds some solace...in South Asian civil wars getting rained out by a tsunami. However, talk quickly turns back to blame, retribution, and possible hilarity, as Bush stays on vacation for three days before even acknowledging the tsunami disaster, supposedly doing what Jesus would do in a similar situation: hang, play some foosball, crack open a few sodas.

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