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    • AudibleProops 64

    • The Big One
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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    Greetings, tiny mooses! In this episode, Proops takes a trip to that non-fascist American counterpart to the north, Canadia. Proops also explains the populist appeal of talking about sports, as well as how Howard Dean, the man whom Dick Cheney said no one ever liked, managed to win the governorship of Vermont five terms in a row. Plus: misuse of funds in Iraq? Never! Profiteering during wartime? Of course not!

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    • AudibleProops 65

    • London Bombings
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Hello's and most grave salutations, brothers and sisters. Proops gives a solemn first-hand account of being in London on July 7th, the day of the subway bombings. He also reminds us that similar tragedies happen in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Sudan, and other places around the world every single day. Plus, Proops takes on the Live 8 concert, the treasonously leaky Karl Rove, the violently heterosexual Tom Cruise, and more.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • One of Your Best, Mr. Proops!

    • By Elizabeth on 07-25-05

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    • AudibleProops 22

    • Shark Attack!
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3 out of 5 stars 4
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    Greetings you little rascals! Isn't it hard enough being a teenager these days? Proops wants to discover the drugged up geniuses whose parents force-feed Ritalin. And, speaking of parenting, Madonna doesn't change her babies' diapers AND to add insult to injury, Proops says her new concert sucketh. Finally, recent shark attacks make Proops proud of the garden-variety prehistoric man-eating behavior.

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    • AudibleProops 10

    • A Pale Carbon Copy
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 7 mins
    • Unabridged
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    All right, Christ, Buddha, and Zoroaster all walk into a bar...no, this is one you haven't heard before. We leave it up to master Proops to bring light to this trio. Also, Reagan's pale carbon copy? Gee, who could Greg be talking about? Tune in.

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    • AudibleProops 36

    • Middle Earth
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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    Hello, Nippers. Your pal Proops is filing from very, very, very (very, very, very) far away in this dispatch: the other side of the world, in fact. He's in New Zealand selling out shows at the annual Comedy Festival. Ever the intrepid comedian, Proops has the latest on Shrek, the hermit ram who was on the lamb for six years and whose ultimate capture, televised championship shearing, and subsequent visit with the Prime Minister have captivated the world.

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    • AudibleProops 63

    • No Jesus Juice
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 29 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Hey there groove chickens. All politicians are scary charlatans, but in a speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner, First Lady Laura Bush revealed that George W. Bush is just an ordinary guy! According to Laura's speech, W apparently doesn't like books, restraint, or subtlety, and once tried to milk a male horse! Plus, Proops explains why that whole Newsweek Koran thing was such a big deal, and gives a nod to teenage mule-lovers from Georgia.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This is good stuff

    • By David on 06-06-05

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    • AudibleProops 66

    • The Subjective Truth Wagon
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 20
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    Hello my little quibblers. This week, Proops invites you to listen real close and then disregard every f***** thing you hear. In the news, Enron flexes its lobbying muscles in times of peace and stability to help some rich and powerful friends; Proops goes over some nicknames that world leaders give each other; and Supreme Court appointee John Roberts is white and nice.

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    • AudibleProops 7

    • The New Year
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    He's scabrous, he's awful, and he's back in full force to grace us in this new year. Catch up on all the goodies from 2000 with Greg's year in review.

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    • AudibleProops 2

    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 15 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    The Year "Never." In this installment, Greg riffs on American Beauty (13 top reasons why the movie "sucks"), doing comedy for the overpriviledged and jaded, Germany's 1932 election, and various and sundry rants on women, abortion, and RU-486.

    For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.

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    • AudibleProops 50

    • Post-Thanksgiving Hangover Edition
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 26 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Hello, fellow consumers. In light of the recent brawling ballers debacle, Proops tells us why basketball is the one American sport that is consistently violent enough to actually be entertaining. Then, conservative Ann Coultier makes a great moral measuring stick: if she is against an issue, then that issue must be inherently right and true. Proops also reminds us that conservative talk show hosts can never truthfully invoke the opinion of "the people", since they don't actually know any.

    • Post-Thanksgiving Hangover Edition
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 26 mins
    • Release date: 12-03-04
    • 3.5 out of 5 stars 3 ratings

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    • AudibleProops 8

    • All Hail Dubya
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3 out of 5 stars 4
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    Inauguration's done, so let's do the do. The Proopdog riffs on the new leader of the (gulp) free world. Plus, Greg is invited to sit at the Republican Presidential Roundtable! Dig in. You have to hear it to believe it.

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    • AudibleProops 4

    • The Election's Bright Side
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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    It's week three, and, no, the election is still not over...but thankfully Robert Downey, Jr. is up to his old tricks, providing a nice diversion. Hear Greg's full take on Gore, Bush, and Dick...

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    • AudibleProops 45

    • Judgment Day
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Hello Audibillions, welcome to the Proops Ranch - the last stop for cappuccino before the vast arid wasteland known as Dubya Country. Proops doesn't flip-flop and he's here to provide refuge for timed, depressed democrats with one little thought: polls don't vote. Proops then ponders how the Republicans came to own 9/11 and suggests that 30 years from now, when Vice President Jenna Bush is calling candidate Chelsea Clinton a bi'otch, we are all going to know about Judgment Day.

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    • AudibleProops 12

    • Ahoy, Little Nippers!
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Ahoy little nippers, and let the Commodore of Crankiness welcome you aboard the hate boat! Set Dick Cheney's defibrillator on stun, and let's get going! First, the Oscars: why we keep getting sucked back into it, why Greg thinks they suck, and why the Golden Globes will always be better. Second, too many stars slow up Traffic, says Greg. Plus, Shakespeare got high and the Blue Man Group. Jump on!

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    • AudibleProops 42

    • War on Fretting
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
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    Hello Audible Rebels and welcome to AudibleProops, your one-stop satirical shop. Dick Cheney recently announced that the Democrats are the ones behind the high oil prices. Huh? This makes Proops wonder who on earth still believe anything that the President or VP Goebbles actually say. And with Tom "Orange Alert" Ridge going around saying he has the best job in the world, Proops wants to take a minute to really think that one over.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hurrah for Bile Otters.

    • By Rose on 08-25-04

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    • AudibleProops 1

    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Greg Proops gives his impressions of George W., Clinton as a Republican, and Meg Ryan's terminal case of the "cutes."

    For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.

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    • AudibleProops 5

    • Dan Quayle Playing Scrabble
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
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    What's Greg's patriotic message for this week? From Scalia, the inevitable partisan bickering to come, beer can hats, it's almost too much for one to take. Have a listen.

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    • AudibleProops 43

    • Greco-Roman Style
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Hello, Kittens of the Ocelot. Greg Proops is your host nation for this Olympian-sized edition of AudibleProops. He's doing it Greco-Roman style this week (i.e., naked, oiled, and on a bed of feta cheese), dropping the knowledge on your lame ass, and laying waste to all you hold dear and all he thinks he holds dear.

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    • AudibleProops 58

    • A Walk on the Snide Side
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Hey party prawns! This week Proops has got nuthin' but time to lambaste everyone from Rick Santorum to his beloved President G.W. Bush, who ended his recent vacation early to sign a mysterious law inspired by one mysterious person. Also, Congress dares to take on the ultra-divisive "steroids are bad" issue, Halliburton fibs again, and a pet-store owner sees the face and shoulders of Satan on the shell of a turtle named Lucky.

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    • AudibleProops 23

    • No Jokes
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 7 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This special edition of Audible Proops has no jokes, but Greg Proops says you should listen anyway. It was recorded September 13, 2001.

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