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The Smartest Book in the World
- A Lexicon of Literacy, a Rancorous Reportage, a Concise Curriculum of Cool
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The Smartest Book in the World is based on Proops' sensational, iTunes Top 10 podcast. The audiobook is a rollicking reference guide to the most essential areas of knowledge in Proops' universe, from the noteworthy names of the ancient world and baseball to the movies you must see and the albums you must hear.
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The Smartest Book in the World
- A Lexicon of Literacy, a Rancorous Reportage, a Concise Curriculum of Cool
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 05-05-15
- Language: English
- Comedy · Social Sciences · World
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Buy Me Up TV
- A BBC Radio Comedy
- By: Justin Edwards, James Eldred
- Narrated by: Justin Edwards, Alex MacQueen, Katherine Jakeaways, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
- Original Recording
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Buy Me Up TV is a live, 24-hour cable channel, described by its CEO, Jacky Tanner, as ‘the crop of the top of the television shops’. Its perky presenters Angela and Bob are experts at flogging you everything you could possibly want for your home, wardrobe and lifestyle – and if the price isn’t right, the Bargain Bee will sting it right down. From ceramic hammers and a home Satanist test, to Robert Mugabe beach towels and a guitar bra (with matching banjo briefs), it’s all on special offer for a limited time only – buy now, while stocks last…
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Buy Me Up TV
- A BBC Radio Comedy
- Narrated by: Justin Edwards, Alex MacQueen, Katherine Jakeaways, Greg Proops, Ewan MacIntosh, full cast, Mike McShane
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 07-04-24
- Language: English
- Literature & Fiction
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Back in the UK
- Sheffield Edition
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 56 mins
- Original Recording
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Performance5
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The master of sarcasm and irony, taking a break from television and radio, recorded this double album for Laughing Stock over a couple of UK tours. It contains all new material. The David Copperfield/Claudia Schiffer routine could seriously damage your health.
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Back in the UK
- Sheffield Edition
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 06-10-05
- Language: English
- Comedy · Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 43
- Greco-Roman Style
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, Kittens of the Ocelot. Greg Proops is your host nation for this Olympian-sized edition of AudibleProops. He's doing it Greco-Roman style this week (i.e., naked, oiled, and on a bed of feta cheese), dropping the knowledge on your lame ass, and laying waste to all you hold dear and all he thinks he holds dear.
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AudibleProops 43
- Greco-Roman Style
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 08-20-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 66
- The Subjective Truth Wagon
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall20
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Hello my little quibblers. This week, Proops invites you to listen real close and then disregard every f***** thing you hear. In the news, Enron flexes its lobbying muscles in times of peace and stability to help some rich and powerful friends; Proops goes over some nicknames that world leaders give each other; and Supreme Court appointee John Roberts is white and nice.
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AudibleProops 66
- The Subjective Truth Wagon
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 37 mins
- Release date: 06-08-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 52
- Dissmas
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, rascals! This week, Proops takes a brief respite from riding the blue-black equine of the Apocalypse to finds some solace...in South Asian civil wars getting rained out by a tsunami. However, talk quickly turns back to blame, retribution, and possible hilarity, as Bush stays on vacation for three days before even acknowledging the tsunami disaster, supposedly doing what Jesus would do in a similar situation: hang, play some foosball, crack open a few sodas.
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AudibleProops 52
- Dissmas
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 12-03-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 59
- The Real World
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello gremlins! Proops has a lot on his mind in this episode, including the death of that frisky Pope as well as Terry Schiavo. By the way, Proops notes, the Bush family have a "do not resuscitate" clause in their living will. Plus, contradictions and heavy symbolism abound during Laura Bush's visit to Afghanistan, and CEOs get paid even more when their companies perform badly.
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AudibleProops 59
- The Real World
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 26 mins
- Release date: 03-04-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 48
- Acid Refux
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, Laughter Lovers, it's your bi-weekly dispatch of AudibleProops. Greg Proops seeks to disturb, destroy, and demonize, and that's even before this week's election results were in. We start in the lip-syncing land of Ashley Simpson who ranks at the bottom of the teen-pop dynasty, right behind Britney, Christina, and even sister Jessica. Then, it's Jon Stewart calling Tucker Carlson out on Crossfire and the Proops recommended diet for Ann Coulter.
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AudibleProops 48
- Acid Refux
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 10-29-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 45
- Judgment Day
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello Audibillions, welcome to the Proops Ranch - the last stop for cappuccino before the vast arid wasteland known as Dubya Country. Proops doesn't flip-flop and he's here to provide refuge for timed, depressed democrats with one little thought: polls don't vote. Proops then ponders how the Republicans came to own 9/11 and suggests that 30 years from now, when Vice President Jenna Bush is calling candidate Chelsea Clinton a bi'otch, we are all going to know about Judgment Day.
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AudibleProops 45
- Judgment Day
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 09-17-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 53
- The Exclusion of All Things
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello AudibleProops people! In this episode, Proops distorts facts and reinterprets logic, so all the conservatives listening in should feel right at home. Proops ponders the differences between war and diplomacy, and concludes that while negotiating merely bores people, wars actually bore holes in people. Also, Democrats are getting harder and harder to understand these days, as two mindless Democrat women blather incoherently about "voting reform" and "standard elections".
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AudibleProops 53
- The Exclusion of All Things
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 12-31-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 47
- Chariot Bomb
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello Romans, welcome to AudibleProops where the Empire is on fire and the Emperor is yelling "liberal". In this dizzying journey behind the news and the lies that make up the news, Proops promises to inform, insult and then cry alone in his room. He's dropping the bomb on the chariot races and, by Zeus, we're off to the races. Proops is eager to read Mrs. Lynne Cheney's post-third-debate-comments verbatim about what a bad, bad man John Kerry is for outing her openly gay daughter.
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AudibleProops 47
- Chariot Bomb
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 10-15-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 51
- Harm for the Holidays
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, pesky liberals! Festive swearing and baroque insults abound as the White House hands out Medals of Freedom to everyone performing violent rear-end assault on the Constitution. Also, we find out that the secular Jews who run Hollywood love anal sex, not Jesus biopics, and that Jessica Simpson's dad is hyper-aware of his daughter's cup size. Then, conservatives lay it out straight: you either love children, or you love abortion. What's it gonna be?
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AudibleProops 51
- Harm for the Holidays
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 12-03-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 54
- The Bad Part of Town
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, piglets of the new millennium! Proops starts this episode off with a mournful piece about Brad and Jen's breakup. Why can't two moderately talented, fairly attractive, reasonably wealthy people stay together? Proops knows, and he's telling. Also, Prince Harry's recent Nazi dress up incident may put him high among the ranks of idiotic rich people.
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AudibleProops 54
- The Bad Part of Town
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 01-21-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 46
- Homeslice Security
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello ungrateful nippers and welcome to this editon of AudibleProops, the biggest circus tent of them all, where everyone is encouraged to sit back and listen to the sweet sounds of Proops' opinions. Just back from another jaunt in Canadia, Proops says of all the things Alberta has to offer, a great hockey team and a liberal opinion are not on the list. Then, Dan Rather lied to the people and the Nation has been shaken to its core. Really.
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AudibleProops 46
- Homeslice Security
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 10-03-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 50
- Post-Thanksgiving Hangover Edition
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, fellow consumers. In light of the recent brawling ballers debacle, Proops tells us why basketball is the one American sport that is consistently violent enough to actually be entertaining. Then, conservative Ann Coultier makes a great moral measuring stick: if she is against an issue, then that issue must be inherently right and true. Proops also reminds us that conservative talk show hosts can never truthfully invoke the opinion of "the people", since they don't actually know any.
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AudibleProops 50
- Post-Thanksgiving Hangover Edition
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 26 mins
- Release date: 12-03-04
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 55
- Beating Around the Bush
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Hey there, ocelots of the winter tide! Be proud and brave, like a crazed eagle on methamphetamine, as you are entering an All Spin Zone. Journalism? More like stenography, if you ask Proops. "CBS: Bringing you the best in stenography. Whatever the government says, you can be sure we'll copy it down word for word. Go back to sleep."
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AudibleProops 55
- Beating Around the Bush
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 01-21-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 57
- On the Side of the Angels
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Hey there wild mustangs! Sure, Michael Jackson impersonators have new-found employment re-enacting courtroom scenes on TV and Southern California hasn�t been this rained-upon in 100 years, but fear not the apocalypse! Proops tells us why we will all live to die another day. Also, we are treated to an unreleased transcript of Koko the Famous Talking Pervert Ape�s sexually-harassing exchange with a research assistant.
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AudibleProops 57
- On the Side of the Angels
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 03-04-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 58
- A Walk on the Snide Side
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Hey party prawns! This week Proops has got nuthin' but time to lambaste everyone from Rick Santorum to his beloved President G.W. Bush, who ended his recent vacation early to sign a mysterious law inspired by one mysterious person. Also, Congress dares to take on the ultra-divisive "steroids are bad" issue, Halliburton fibs again, and a pet-store owner sees the face and shoulders of Satan on the shell of a turtle named Lucky.
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AudibleProops 58
- A Walk on the Snide Side
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 03-04-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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AudibleProops 56
- Honest Liberal Bitterness
- By: Greg Proops
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, little dim-sums! Well, it appears that the poor and aged have once again conspired to steal all our hard-earned cash with something called Social Security. That just sounds Commie from the start to Proops' ears. This is a country where things are given to people based on merit. For instance: no one is a better singer than Ashlee Simpson, and that is why she got a break!
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AudibleProops 56
- Honest Liberal Bitterness
- Narrated by: Greg Proops
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 01-21-05
- Language: English
- Performing Arts
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,924
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Performance21,547
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Story21,546
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Really?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Brimstone
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 2
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 24 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,942
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Performance5,864
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Story5,864
Saeris Fane doesn't want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court's lips, but now that she's been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she's discovering that a queen's life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders. Her ward—and her brother—need her back in her homeland…but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead....
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I want my time back.
- By Williams on 11-21-25
By: Callie Hart
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Gone Before Goodbye
- By: Harlan Coben, Reese Witherspoon
- Narrated by: Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,425
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Performance4,310
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Story4,308
This thrilling full-cast recording features Reese Witherspoon as Maggie and Chris Pine as Marc, supported by Saskia Maarleveld, Peter Ganim, Suehyla El-Attar Young, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and James Fouhey. An unforgettable suspense novel that combines the storytelling talents of Academy...
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Okay
- By Erin on 10-23-25
By: Harlan Coben, and others
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The Widow
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Michael Beck
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,331
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Performance5,161
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Story5,161
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER John Grisham is the acclaimed master of the legal thriller. Now, he’s back with his first-ever whodunit, even more suspenseful than his courtroom dramas, as a small-time lawyer accused of murder races to find the real killer to clear his name. “A classic...
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The story was so intriguing. I honestly couldn’t stop listening, took 3 days but well worth the time.
- By The mom on 10-23-25
By: John Grisham
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,924
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Performance21,547
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Story21,546
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Really?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Brimstone
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 2
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 24 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,942
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Performance5,864
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Story5,864
Saeris Fane doesn't want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court's lips, but now that she's been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she's discovering that a queen's life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders. Her ward—and her brother—need her back in her homeland…but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead....
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I want my time back.
- By Williams on 11-21-25
By: Callie Hart
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Gone Before Goodbye
- By: Harlan Coben, Reese Witherspoon
- Narrated by: Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,425
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Performance4,310
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Story4,308
This thrilling full-cast recording features Reese Witherspoon as Maggie and Chris Pine as Marc, supported by Saskia Maarleveld, Peter Ganim, Suehyla El-Attar Young, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and James Fouhey. An unforgettable suspense novel that combines the storytelling talents of Academy...
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Okay
- By Erin on 10-23-25
By: Harlan Coben, and others
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The Widow
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Michael Beck
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,331
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Performance5,161
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Story5,161
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER John Grisham is the acclaimed master of the legal thriller. Now, he’s back with his first-ever whodunit, even more suspenseful than his courtroom dramas, as a small-time lawyer accused of murder races to find the real killer to clear his name. “A classic...
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The story was so intriguing. I honestly couldn’t stop listening, took 3 days but well worth the time.
- By The mom on 10-23-25
By: John Grisham
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7,889
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Performance7,639
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Story7,639
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall40,847
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Performance39,704
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Story39,702
Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Much better to listen then read
- By Amazon Customer on 10-29-24
By: Callie Hart
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,716
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Performance5,562
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Story5,561
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this year’s...
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Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
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My Husband Next Door
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,068
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Performance1,063
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Story1,063
My husband Matt and I are an ordinary married couple in every way but one. At the end of each day, we return to our own homes and our own spaces. But beyond the fairy lights I string at my window, darkness is pressing in. Two local women have gone missing, and I don't want to be alone. Sipping our coffees, looking out of my kitchen window, I soon notice how observant Brenda is. When she tells me that perhaps my husband isn't simply working late, something cold takes root.
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Great mystery
- By Amazon Customer on 12-02-25
By: K. L. Slater
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The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall40,521
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Performance36,919
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Story36,895
I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out… and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: the Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of…
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One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall229,117
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Performance210,981
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Story210,430
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall45,218
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Performance40,531
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Story40,492
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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How My Neighbor Stole Christmas
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,559
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Performance5,355
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Story5,355
Living in a year around Christmas town has its drawbacks. The caroling, the decorations, the insanely cheery spirit, it never disappears. It's why I like to hibernate away in my cave - I mean housekeeping a healthy distance from the holly jolly spirits. And all was going according to plan until my nemesis, Storee Taylor, moved in next door to care for her Aunt Cindy. Without blinking, she turned my simple world into a real nightmare-before-Christmas, especially when she decided to enter the town Christmas Kringle contest - which she was determined to win.
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It had it all!
- By Jennifer H. on 11-08-24
By: Meghan Quinn
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The Intruder
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Patricia Santomasso, Tina Wolstencroft
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,313
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Performance5,213
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Story5,212
Casey's cabin in the wilderness is not built for a hurricane. Her roof shakes, the lights flicker, and the tree outside her front door sways ominously in the wind. But she's a lot more worried about the girl she discovers lurking outside her kitchen window. She's young. She's alone. And she's covered in blood.
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Least Favorite
- By PeggyB on 10-10-25
By: Freida McFadden
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10 Things I Hate About Christmas
- By: A.J. Pine
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sean Masters
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall1,095
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Performance1,075
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Story1,075
If there’s one person Gemma Marshall can’t stand, it’s her office nemesis Theo Campbell, who just so happens to be her boss’s nephew. Whether Theo’s pulling her off a major account or hogging the office microwave, he constantly rubs her the wrong way…plus he has no business looking that sexy. But everything changes when Gemma accidentally sends her uptight boss Eleanor a highly NSFW holiday gag gift meant for her bestie.
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Amazing story. Brought loads of joy
- By Jennifer Harrison on 11-19-25
By: A.J. Pine
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Cozy for the Holidays
- By: Liz Maverick
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall1,378
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Performance1,353
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Story1,353
It’s the holiday season and Caleb just got quite the Hannukah gift. The handsome scientist was able to buy his dream home: a brownstone with an apartment upstairs and a cozy mystery-themed bookshop downstairs. But when he moves in, he’s shocked to find that the bookshop is fully operational while its enigmatic owner has vanished. Caleb may be an expert in scientific research, but running a bookshop is entirely novel to him.
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Smart, Funny, and All the Feels
- By Joanna N. on 11-13-25
By: Liz Maverick
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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,665
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Performance1,635
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Story1,635
Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back. Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda. Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for.
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A very smutty Christmas story.
- By Kelly on 12-02-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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The Will of the Many
- Hierarchy, Book 1
- By: James Islington
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 28 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,825
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Performance10,985
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Story10,983
The Catenan Republic—the Hierarchy—may rule the world now, but they do not know everything. I tell them my name is Vis Telimus. I tell them I was orphaned after a tragic accident three years ago, and that good fortune alone has led to my acceptance into their most prestigious school. I tell them that once I graduate, I will gladly join the rest of civilized society in allowing my strength, my drive, and my focus—what they call Will—to be leeched away and added to the power of those above me, as millions already do. As all must eventually do.
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I don’t know what the other reviews are on about
- By Chase on 06-24-23
By: James Islington
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Alchemised
- By: SenLinYu
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 36 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,332
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Performance5,220
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Story5,221
In this riveting dark fantasy debut, a woman with missing memories fights to survive a war-torn world of necromancy and alchemy—and the man tasked with unearthing the deepest secrets of her past. “What is it you think you’re protecting in that brain of yours? The war is over. Holdfast is...
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A masterpiece!!
- By Nicole K on 09-27-25
By: SenLinYu
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Nobody's Girl
- A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice
- By: Virginia Roberts Giuffre
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer, Gabra Zackman
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,353
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Performance4,227
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Story4,226
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The unforgettable memoir by the late Virginia Roberts Giuffre, the woman who dared to take on Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell “Make no mistake: this is a book about power, corruption, industrial-scale sex abuse and the way in which institutions sided with...
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Devastating
- By Elaine on 10-27-25
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall202,785
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Performance178,020
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Story177,506
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Merry Little Kissmas
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Connor Crais, Carlotta Brentan, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall360
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Performance349
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Story349
As a professional matchmaker, my biggest job this holiday season should be simple: find a date for the sexy single dad hockey player—aka my brother’s best friend—for his team’s fancy Christmas Eve gala. Sure Rowan’s hot as a crackling fire and spicier than a gingerbread man, but he hasn’t just sworn off romance. The Christmas hater has made a bet that I can’t find him a holidate.
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Soooo cheesy
- By Blanketphile on 12-08-25
By: Lauren Blakely
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Quicksilver Bonus Scenes: Kingfisher's POV
- The Fae & Alchemy Series
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,072
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Performance3,956
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Story3,956
Previously only available on Callie Hart's website, these scenes (written from Kingfisher's point of view rather than Saeris') are now brought to life in audio by popular demand.
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This should have been free
- By M. Morand - Anderson on 08-17-25
By: Callie Hart
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall26,916
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Performance22,800
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Story22,779
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Heated Rivalry
- Game Changers Series, Book 2
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,560
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Performance1,465
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Story1,465
Pro hockey star Shane Hollander isn't just crazy talented, he's got a spotless reputation. Hockey is his life. Now that he's captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he won't let anything jeopardize that, especially the sexy Russian whose hard body keeps him awake at night. Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov is everything Shane's not. The self-proclaimed king of the ice, he's as cocky as he is talented. No one can beat him - except Shane. They've made a career on their legendary rivalry, but when the skates come off, the heat between them is undeniable.
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I enjoyed reading Heated Rivalry but listening to it , was even better!
- By W.F. on 11-03-19
By: Rachel Reid
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Sleigh Bells and Snowstorms
- A Small-Town Christmas Romance
- By: Claire Kingsley
- Narrated by: Shane East, CJ Bloom
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall200
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Performance197
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Story197
Handsome, charismatic, and charming, Jensen Lakes is an enigma in a designer suit. But his playboy reputation is a persona—one of many—that he uses in his unique line of work. A priceless heirloom goes missing right before the holidays, and Jensen is hired to find it. Tracking down the perpetrator will be simple. He’ll be in and out before Santa hits chimneys.
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Christmas romance
- By Normajean on 12-09-25
By: Claire Kingsley
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall145,806
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Performance119,814
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Story118,765
The #1 New York Times bestseller. Over 25 million copies sold! Translated into 60+ languages! Tiny Changes, Remarkable Results No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving--every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals...
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall140,355
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Performance122,664
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Story122,241
Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By Nannad2girls on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Her Last Christmas
- By: Claire McGowan
- Narrated by: Hayley Atwell
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,260
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Performance2,232
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Story2,233
When Emma joins her new boyfriend Michael for a ‘Friendmas’ in the Alps, she’s quickly thrust into an exclusive world of privilege, partying, and politics. Emma can't ski and is out of place among the close-knit group, but she's determined to win them over. Without the usual headache of extended family members, Brussels sprouts, and unwanted gifts, the group turn back the clock and unwind with wild abandon. As a storm gathers outside, the friends begin to re-trace their past, prodding at memories and feelings that have long been buried.
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So satisfying
- By Maria P on 11-21-25
By: Claire McGowan