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    • The Smartest Book in the World

    • A Lexicon of Literacy, a Rancorous Reportage, a Concise Curriculum of Cool
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Narrated by: Greg Proops
    • Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4 out of 5 stars 317
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      4 out of 5 stars 291

    The Smartest Book in the World is based on Proops' sensational, iTunes Top 10 podcast. The audiobook is a rollicking reference guide to the most essential areas of knowledge in Proops' universe, from the noteworthy names of the ancient world and baseball to the movies you must see and the albums you must hear.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • The narration gets better after a few chapters

    • By BruceLee on 06-24-17

    Regular price: $27.99

    • Greg Proops Gets All Shook Up

    • By: Eugene Mirman, Greg Proops
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
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    [Contains explicit content] San Francisco in the late '80s was a real swinging place - sometimes literally, as was the case during the Loma Prieta earthquake. Seasoned improviser, actor, and comedian Greg Proops (Who's Line Is It Anyway?) remembers being in the city as it was thrown into chaos in this harrowing episode of Hold On with Eugene Mirman. Greg and Eugene get into the stalled World Series, pilfered cookies, crazy landlords, and terrified house cats.

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    • Ahoy, Little Nippers!
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
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    Ahoy little nippers, and let the Commodore of Crankiness welcome you aboard the hate boat! Set Dick Cheney's defibrillator on stun, and let's get going! First, the Oscars: why we keep getting sucked back into it, why Greg thinks they suck, and why the Golden Globes will always be better. Second, too many stars slow up Traffic, says Greg. Plus, Shakespeare got high and the Blue Man Group. Jump on!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Back in the UK

    • Sheffield Edition
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Narrated by: Greg Proops
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 10
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      5 out of 5 stars 4
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      4 out of 5 stars 3

    The master of sarcasm and irony, taking a break from television and radio, recorded this double album for Laughing Stock over a couple of UK tours. It contains all new material. The David Copperfield/Claudia Schiffer routine could seriously damage your health.

    Regular price: $8.40

    • AudibleProops 10

    • A Pale Carbon Copy
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    All right, Christ, Buddha, and Zoroaster all walk into a bar...no, this is one you haven't heard before. We leave it up to master Proops to bring light to this trio. Also, Reagan's pale carbon copy? Gee, who could Greg be talking about? Tune in.

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    • AudibleProops 22

    • Shark Attack!
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3 out of 5 stars 4
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    Greetings you little rascals! Isn't it hard enough being a teenager these days? Proops wants to discover the drugged up geniuses whose parents force-feed Ritalin. And, speaking of parenting, Madonna doesn't change her babies' diapers AND to add insult to injury, Proops says her new concert sucketh. Finally, recent shark attacks make Proops proud of the garden-variety prehistoric man-eating behavior.

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    • AudibleProops 42

    • War on Fretting
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 11
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    Hello Audible Rebels and welcome to AudibleProops, your one-stop satirical shop. Dick Cheney recently announced that the Democrats are the ones behind the high oil prices. Huh? This makes Proops wonder who on earth still believe anything that the President or VP Goebbles actually say. And with Tom "Orange Alert" Ridge going around saying he has the best job in the world, Proops wants to take a minute to really think that one over.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hurrah for Bile Otters.

    • By Rose on 08-25-04

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    • AudibleProops 37

    • Sour Grape Growers
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 24 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 5
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    Hello, Party People. Greg Proops is back in the good-ol'-boy U.S.A. and the jokes are served up fresh and funny. Very funny. So pull up your Barka lounger and settle in while Uncle Proops presents his 10 point plan for "Nothing to Fear". He's also weighing in on the likes of self-aggrandizing-blowhard-but-effective Michael Moore, and the richest con man this side of the Tigris, Ahmed Chalabi. In fact, when it comes to Chalabi,

    Regular price: $1.95

    • AudibleProops 45

    • Judgment Day
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 18 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    Hello Audibillions, welcome to the Proops Ranch - the last stop for cappuccino before the vast arid wasteland known as Dubya Country. Proops doesn't flip-flop and he's here to provide refuge for timed, depressed democrats with one little thought: polls don't vote. Proops then ponders how the Republicans came to own 9/11 and suggests that 30 years from now, when Vice President Jenna Bush is calling candidate Chelsea Clinton a bi'otch, we are all going to know about Judgment Day.

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    • AudibleProops 57

    • On the Side of the Angels
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
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    Hey there wild mustangs! Sure, Michael Jackson impersonators have new-found employment re-enacting courtroom scenes on TV and Southern California hasn�t been this rained-upon in 100 years, but fear not the apocalypse! Proops tells us why we will all live to die another day. Also, we are treated to an unreleased transcript of Koko the Famous Talking Pervert Ape�s sexually-harassing exchange with a research assistant.

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    • AudibleProops 5

    • Dan Quayle Playing Scrabble
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    What's Greg's patriotic message for this week? From Scalia, the inevitable partisan bickering to come, beer can hats, it's almost too much for one to take. Have a listen.

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    • AudibleProops 63

    • No Jesus Juice
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 29 mins
    • Original Recording
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      4 out of 5 stars 14
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    Hey there groove chickens. All politicians are scary charlatans, but in a speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner, First Lady Laura Bush revealed that George W. Bush is just an ordinary guy! According to Laura's speech, W apparently doesn't like books, restraint, or subtlety, and once tried to milk a male horse! Plus, Proops explains why that whole Newsweek Koran thing was such a big deal, and gives a nod to teenage mule-lovers from Georgia.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This is good stuff

    • By David on 06-06-05

    Regular price: $1.95

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    • Harm for the Holidays
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 19 mins
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
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    Hello, pesky liberals! Festive swearing and baroque insults abound as the White House hands out Medals of Freedom to everyone performing violent rear-end assault on the Constitution. Also, we find out that the secular Jews who run Hollywood love anal sex, not Jesus biopics, and that Jessica Simpson's dad is hyper-aware of his daughter's cup size. Then, conservatives lay it out straight: you either love children, or you love abortion. What's it gonna be?

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    • Drunk Hedgehogs - Is No One Safe?
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3 out of 5 stars 3
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    Hang on muskrats, because in this episode, Greg tackles the Bush twins...reveals that hedgehogs, too, get drunk...explains what haggis is (and other Scottish culinary thills)...and rants furiously on much more. Tune in!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • AudibleProops 15

    • The Cavern of Crankiness
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Unabridged
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    Welcome to the cavern of grumpiness, the source of the bitterness river, where the burning waters never stop whining. That would also be the studio of Greg Proops. Here, not only Teri Garr and Rob Lowe, but additionally, poorly cast movie stars are considered in Greg's review of how the Oscars should be re-vamped. He also touches on the loosening of pot laws in Switzerland, Darwinism as applied to high-risk sportsters, and Timothy McVeigh as martyr to other extremists.

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    • AudibleProops 65

    • London Bombings
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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    Hello's and most grave salutations, brothers and sisters. Proops gives a solemn first-hand account of being in London on July 7th, the day of the subway bombings. He also reminds us that similar tragedies happen in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Sudan, and other places around the world every single day. Plus, Proops takes on the Live 8 concert, the treasonously leaky Karl Rove, the violently heterosexual Tom Cruise, and more.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • One of Your Best, Mr. Proops!

    • By Elizabeth on 07-25-05

    Regular price: $1.95

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    • Dissmas
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 17 mins
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    Hello, rascals! This week, Proops takes a brief respite from riding the blue-black equine of the Apocalypse to finds some solace...in South Asian civil wars getting rained out by a tsunami. However, talk quickly turns back to blame, retribution, and possible hilarity, as Bush stays on vacation for three days before even acknowledging the tsunami disaster, supposedly doing what Jesus would do in a similar situation: hang, play some foosball, crack open a few sodas.

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    • He's Back!
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 21 mins
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    Proops People! Greg Proops is back, and he's still dropping the bomb on everything that's on. It's his bi-weekly satirical supplement that makes you question your own judgment. Greg just got back from "old Europe" where he was shamelessly exposed to naked women's breasts but somehow has managed to stay sane. On the counter terrorism tip, he wonders why you can load up on guns, bombs, and fresh fruit on private planes. And much, much more

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    • Skeptosaurus
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 18 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 8
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    Hello, Creatures of the Night! Proops has returned from interminable prairies of Foxskatchewan to the everyday reality show known as life in Los Angeles. He's slathering on (and on) about the bare-all lives of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Olsen twins, and the only slightly more down-to-earth commuters stuck at all hours on L.A. freeways. Proops also has some new thoughts on Dick Cheney and the culture war raging between the red states and the blue states.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • ...he's eduacational too.

    • By Elizabeth on 07-18-04

    Regular price: $1.95

    • AudibleProops 64

    • The Big One
    • By: Greg Proops
    • Length: 37 mins
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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    Greetings, tiny mooses! In this episode, Proops takes a trip to that non-fascist American counterpart to the north, Canadia. Proops also explains the populist appeal of talking about sports, as well as how Howard Dean, the man whom Dick Cheney said no one ever liked, managed to win the governorship of Vermont five terms in a row. Plus: misuse of funds in Iraq? Never! Profiteering during wartime? Of course not!

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