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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her; they shot her; they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive, Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
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The Tattered Tatterdemalion transforms terror
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 09-03-18
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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 08-28-18
- Language: English
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries.
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This is your brain, this is your brain bashed in
- By Spooky Mike on 10-03-18
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 08-21-18
- Language: English
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Plague Monkey Spam
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Bobby Kaye's life story started and ended with an email, and then the monkey dung hit the fan. We're talking blue plague monkeys, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, a ride-on-mower caravan of unbridled mass consumption, and a moon-infatuated, eight-legged story-telling spider god going toe-to-toe-to-toe-to-toe with the merciless, scud-spear wielding Nigerian spam genie - Prince Wanna-Wanna-Wanna!
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Don't respond to email spam
- By Spooky Mike on 07-10-18
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Plague Monkey Spam
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 06-21-18
- Language: English
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...
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I'm Not Saying It Was Pretty But it sure was funny
- By Oswald on 01-02-18
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Series: A Creep Squad, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 12-19-17
- Language: English
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The Forever Long Road of Olan Walker
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 47 mins
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Olan Walker was first out of the slat truck and he could have slid through one of the slats. That man was nothing but lank. He was as lean as a dog in Lent. He was as lean as hunger poured thinner than a spoon full of prison soup. He looked like he ate nothing but wind and shadow all his life. If there was a king and queen of skinny; a duke of raw bone, an earl of gaunt, and a prince of scrawny - well Olan Walker was the lord high ruler of them all.
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Olan Walker the Conjure Man!
- By Char on 03-30-18
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The Forever Long Road of Olan Walker
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 47 mins
- Release date: 09-07-17
- Language: English
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Cat Call
- A Tale of Ghosts and Darker Things
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 28 mins
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Nobody really knew how long the old Funnel mansion had stood empty, waiting up there high on Carpenter's Hill like a child's forgotten lunch box, any more than anybody knew just how long that old cat had squatted in behind the screen of the front porch window. Three young boys are about to find out just exactly what the dark and horrifying secret is behind that cat. Only two of them will survive.
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Stay there, kitty, kitty . . . stay there!
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-31-18
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Cat Call
- A Tale of Ghosts and Darker Things
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 08-15-17
- Language: English
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The Wishing Ring of Old Queen Maab
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Carl Moore
- Length: 35 mins
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The story of a young farmer, a wishing ring, and a fairy named Queen Maab. This is old school fairytale telling at its very finest.
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Short story
- By MeDi on 04-05-18
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The Wishing Ring of Old Queen Maab
- Narrated by: Carl Moore
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 07-26-17
- Language: English
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Harry's Mermaid
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 19 mins
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It happened in early September, the time of year when the city does its damndest to remember what heat was, just one more time before winter rocks on in ...
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Better than Splash!
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-08-18
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Harry's Mermaid
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales Book 2
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 2
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 07-21-17
- Language: English
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A Fine Sacrifice
- A Tale of Redneck Noir
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Brandon Woodall
- Length: 20 mins
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Will has got a secret. He keeps that secret hidden in the field out back behind his house. Sam and Artie will do just whatever Will tells them to do because they know what Will's secret is, and they will do anything to make sure that Will doesn't lose his temper on them.
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Batter up! Is that Negan?
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 04-02-18
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A Fine Sacrifice
- A Tale of Redneck Noir
- Narrated by: Brandon Woodall
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 07-19-17
- Language: English
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 38 mins
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So how does a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman, and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl? Why don't you grab this audiobook and hear for yourself?
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Santa, Kelpies, and martians fight in a GRAVY BOWL
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-08-18
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 3
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 02-27-18
- Language: English
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
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There is a big old sledding hill not more than two or three good snowballs' worth of distance from our home, just behind Hank Macabee's house. That hill was waiting for me and my brand new toboggan. It's one of those sneak-up kind of hills with a long slow ride down that picks up speed as it goes with a bump-hump at the end that you never see coming. The Christmas tree crashed through Hank Macabee's bay window. The tree stand clattered behind it and bounced with a clank on Hank's half-frozen front lawn. Hank came through the door with a shotgun in hand.
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Elf on a shelf had better look out!
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-27-18
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 05-07-18
- Language: English
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
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You can smell that long-dying aroma of Autumn in the air. Kids are talking trick or treat and the leaves are already screaming at you in red and yellow and deep golden rust as they prepare for one final parachute down into the dirt. The tombstones are talking amongst themselves and winter is hiding just around the corner. It is the time of the year when people draw around the wood stove and the campfire and whisper stories of death and omens and ghosts and things that don't even have a name.
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October Tales
- By Zoe on 04-20-18
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October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories
- Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Release date: 10-26-17
- Language: English
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 37 mins
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Just imagine you walk into a cheesy old greasy-spoon diner, the kind that ought to hand out antacid along with a napkin, knife, and fork. You ask the waitress for eggs and bacon, and she brings you a plate with live chicken on it. I mean, feathers and beak and the whole bonanza. Just think about a mix of Kafka and O'Henry and you are somewhere close to the mark.
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What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
- By Jess B on 04-07-19
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 2
- Length: 37 mins
- Release date: 03-28-19
- Language: English
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The Last Stand of the Great Texas Packrat: A Tale of Books and Obsession
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 25 mins
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Texas Jack Page, on the eve of his 48th birthday, emptied his last seven cartons of books, placing them volume by volume across his front door - a one-man human cask of Amontillado interring himself inside a shining silver Airstream trailer sized aluminum tomb of tomes.
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Short and sharp
- By Kingsley on 02-13-19
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The Last Stand of the Great Texas Packrat: A Tale of Books and Obsession
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 1
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 02-06-19
- Language: English
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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 27 mins
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A short story involving a Celtic water spirit (the kelpie), an assassin, a librarian, a ghost, and a Santa-mugging street gang - a wild weird paranormal romance shoot-em-up story - written for listeners who hate to listen to romance.
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Father Xmas, give us some money or else . . .
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-31-18
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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Length: 27 mins
- Release date: 03-13-18
- Language: English
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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Tommy has come home from the city to visit his dad for one last time. He is determined to get to the bottom of all of the secrets that his dad has kept for hidden behind a smokescreen of storytelling and charm. It turns out that some secrets are best left untold.
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 05-11-18
- Language: English
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I Know Why the Waters of the Sea Taste of Salt
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 3
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Length: 30 mins
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This is a story set in war-torn Okinawa - back in the final days of the Pacific Campaign of World War II. The story is told from the point of view of a young Kamikaze pilot preparing to fly his fighter plane into the side of an American battleship. It is a story of guilt, loneliness, memory, and the taste of the sea. Oh, and there's a sea monster as well. I expect I ought to mention that...
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I Know Why the Waters of the Sea Taste of Salt
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 3
- Narrated by: Tom Zainea
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 3
- Length: 30 mins
- Release date: 07-14-17
- Language: English
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Rueful Regret
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Charles Craig
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Meet Bass Clayton, a bounty killer turned professional drunkard. Silver Grimes is the man who inadvertently turned Bass Clayton into a drunk; after Bass accidentally shot Silver's arm off with an eight gauge shotgun. Sally Jezebel has a secret that she is keeping from both of them. Their lives are going to turn when Newt Gallagher comes riding into Willy Jake's bar on top of Pritcher Targate's prize sow. What you have got to ask yourself is just how far one man will go for revenge?
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The Good, the Bad, and the Regretful
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 03-12-18
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Rueful Regret
- Narrated by: Charles Craig
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 10-31-17
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Love is one of those four letter words that some people like to throw around - but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are six of the strangest love stories you have ever heard. Find love and memories in the bag of a mysterious 18 wheeler in "Do-Overs and Detours - Somewhere North of Bigfoot". Find out just how bitter love can truly taste in "Hard Soup". Find out why the sea is so darned salty in "The Woman Who Lost Her Tooth While Laughing at the Sea".
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Bad Valentines 2
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-25-18
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around, but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. If you have ever had your heart broken - then this audiobook is for you. If you enjoy the taste of strong meat - then this audiobook is for you. If you've got a sense of weird that is honed as sharp as a cutthroat's knife - then this audiobook is for you. Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read.
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Release date: 12-20-17
- Language: English
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