Big Hairy Deal
A Creep Squad Novel
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Narrated by:
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Joe Cliff Thompson
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By:
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Steve Vernon
About this listen
So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty...
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I requested a free review copy of this audio book and I am leaving a voluntary and honest review.
I'm Not Saying It Was Pretty But it sure was funny
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