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Big Hairy Deal
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- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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I'm Not Saying It Was Pretty But it sure was funny
Big Hairy Deal was a fascinating adventure that almost reads like a five year old stream of consciousness that is a pure delight to read and/or listen to. The story is filled with tales of Myth and legend and lots of potty humor. Very little gore, most of what was there was gross versus disgusting. Pure, unadulterated fun. The flow of the story is very natural, and full of wonder, fast paced action and imaginative characters. There is a lot of realistic absurdity that should not work in any story but manages to fit right in here. A Flying Pink Winnebago that is the reincarnation of the long lost spirit of the Prophet.
The Narration was done very well and brought the characters to life.
I would recommend this to anyone who is a fan of absurdist, bizarro fun. Also if you like The Tome Of Bill series.
Looking forward to listening to more of Steve Vernon's stuff soon.
I requested a free review copy of this audio book and I am leaving a voluntary and honest review.
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Hank: a timeless chuckle for families everywhere.
- By The Super-duper Amazing Silver Golem on 03-16-16
By: John R. Erickson
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Hello, Universe
- By: Erin Entrada Kelly
- Narrated by: Ramon de Ocampo, Amielynn Abellera
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 825
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 690
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 690
In one day four lives weave together in unexpected ways. Virgil Salinas is shy and kindhearted and feels out of place in his crazy-about-sports family. Valencia Somerset, who is deaf, is smart, brave, and secretly lonely, and she loves everything about nature. Kaori Tanaka is a self-proclaimed psychic whose little sister, Gen, is always following her around. And Chet Bullens wishes the weird kids would just stop being so different so that he can concentrate on basketball.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Who would have thought?
- By Judy A. on 02-18-19
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Osmo Unknown and the Eightpenny Woods
- By: Catherynne M. Valente
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 23
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Osmo Unknown hungers for the world beyond his small town. With the life that Littlebridge society has planned for him, the only taste Osmo will ever get are his visits to the edge of the Fourpenny Woods where his mother hunts. Until the unthinkable happens: His mother accidentally kills a Quidnunk, a fearsome and intelligent creature that lives deep in the forest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Whimsical, lighthearted, brilliant
- By Heather on 08-19-22
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The Magnificent 12: The Call
- By: Michael Grant
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
A three-thousand-year-old man named Grimluk appears in the boys' bathroom to deliver some startling news: Mack is one of the Magnificent Twelve, called the Magnifica in ancient times, whatever that means. An evil force is on its way, and it's up to Mack to track down eleven other twelve-year-olds in order to stop it. He must travel across the world to battle the wicked Pale Queen's dangerous daughter, Ereskigal - also known as Risky. But Risky sounds a little scary, and Mack doesn't want to be a hero.
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5 out of 5 stars
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GREATTT
- By Raina Stevens on 02-04-19
By: Michael Grant
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The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Anne Heche
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,321
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,929
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,929
Anne Heche reads The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, the story of nine-year-old Trisha McFarland who gets lost in the woods while on a walk with her family. Boston Red Sox closing pitcher Tom Gordon becomes Trisha's imaginary companion - and the key to her survival against an unidentified someone (or some thing) leaving death and destruction in its wake.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Amber Alert
- By Tango on 03-22-15
By: Stephen King
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The Storm Runner
- By: J. C. Cervantes
- Narrated by: Ozzie Rodriguez
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 560
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 480
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 477
Zane Obispo spends every day exploring the sleeping volcano in his backyard. "The Beast", as he calls it, is the one place where he can escape other kids, who make fun of him because he has a limp and walks with a cane. After a plane crashes into The Beast, a mysterious girl named Brooks shows up at Zane's doorstep, insisting that they meet at the volcano, where she will reveal a terrible secret. Zane agrees. Brooks tells him that the volcano is actually a centuries-old prison for the Mayan god of death, whose destiny is directly tied to Zane's.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing story!
- By Spydergwen03 on 02-11-19
By: J. C. Cervantes
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Haroun and the Sea of Stories
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 553
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 495
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Story4 out of 5 stars 491
Discover Haroun and the Sea of Stories, Salman Rushdie's classic fantasy novel. Set in an exotic eastern landscape peopled by magicians and fantastic talking animals, Salman Rushdie's classic children's novel Haroun and the Sea of Stories inhabits the same imaginative space as The Lord of the Rings, The Alchemist, and The Wizard of Oz.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story and great story teller
- By marce on 05-22-18
By: Salman Rushdie
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Summerland
- A Novel
- By: Michael Chabon
- Narrated by: Michael Chabon
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 171
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 156
Ethan Feld is having a terrible summer: His father has moved them to Clam Island, Washington, where Ethan has quickly established himself as the least gifted baseball player the island has ever seen. Ethan's luck begins to change, however, when a mysterious baseball scout named Ringfinger Brown and a 765-year-old werefox enter his life, dragging Ethan into another world called the Summerlands.
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4 out of 5 stars
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5-Star Narration Elevates 3.25-Star Story
- By Gillian on 04-18-16
By: Michael Chabon
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Powerless
- By: Matthew Cody
- Narrated by: Gary Dikeos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- By Ashley Weaver on 08-08-21
By: Matthew Cody
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Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare
- The Saga of Darren Shan, Book 1
- By: Darren Shan
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,152
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,804
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,797
Darren Shan and his best friend, Steve, get tickets to the Cirque du Freak, a wonderfully gothic freak show featuring weird, frightening half human/half animals who interact terrifyingly with the audience. In the midst of the excitement, true terror raises its head when Steve recognizes that one of the performers - Mr. Crepsley - is a vampire! Steve confronts the vampire after the show finishes - but his motives are surprising!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Still love it.
- By Remi Gervais on 08-24-15
By: Darren Shan
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Sister Mine
- By: Nalo Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 116
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 115
"We'd had to be cut free of our mother's womb. Abby and I were fused, you see. But here's the real kicker; Abby had the magic, I didn't." Now adults, Makeda and Abby still share their childhood home. The surgery to separate the two girls left Makeda with what feels like an even worse deformity: no mojo. The daughters of a celestial demigod and a human woman, Makeda and Abby were raised by their magical father. Today, Makeda has decided it's high time to move out and make her own life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator saves this story
- By Denis A. on 03-21-14
By: Nalo Hopkinson
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Zoe & Zak and the Ghost Leopard (Volume 1)
- By: Lars Guignard
- Narrated by: Bailey S. Carlson
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
Zoe Guire just talked to an elephant. Well, technically speaking, the elephant spoke to her, but either way it was weird and, as a rule, Zoe doesn't do weird. Except the thing is, when Zoe goes along on her mom's business trip to India, things get very weird, very quickly. Soon after she arrives, Zoe finds herself tagging alongside a kid named Zak, lost in a crazy city, with no money and no way home.
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4 out of 5 stars
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a Fun, Educational, Fantasy Adventure
- By Ginny on 09-12-13
By: Lars Guignard
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My Name Is Not Easy
- By: Debby Dahl Edwardson
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Amy Rubinate
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 257
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 231
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Story4 out of 5 stars 227
Luke knows his I´nupiaq name is full of sounds white people can’t say. He knows he’ll have to leave it behind when he and his brothers are sent to boarding school hundreds of miles from their Arctic village. At Sacred Heart School things are different. Instead of family, there are students - Eskimo, Indian, White - who line up on different sides of the cafeteria like there’s some kind of war going on. And instead of comforting words like tutu and maktak, there’s English. Speaking I´nupiaq - or any native language - is forbidden.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Another America.
- By MARK on 11-05-12
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Horizon
- Horizon, Book 1
- By: Scott Westerfeld
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
When a plane crash-lands in the Arctic, eight young survivors step from the wreckage expecting to see nothing but ice and snow. Instead they find themselves lost in a strange jungle with no way to get home and little hope of rescue. Food is running out. Water is scarce. And the jungle is full of threats unlike anything the survivors have ever seen before - from razor-beaked shredder birds to carnivorous vines and much, much worse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just great
- By Anonymous User on 11-29-19
By: Scott Westerfeld
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The Serpent's Secret
- Kiranmala and the Kingdom Beyond, Book 1
- By: Sayantani DasGupta
- Narrated by: Sayantani DasGupta
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 75
Meet Kiranmala: interdimensional demon slayer (only she doesn't know it yet): On the morning of her 12th birthday, Kiranmala is just a regular sixth grader living in Parsippany, New Jersey...until her parents mysteriously vanish and a drooling rakkhosh demon slams through her kitchen, determined to eat her alive. Turns out there might be some truth to her parents' fantastical stories - like how Kiranmala comes from a secret place not of this world. Plus, two crush-worthy princes ring her doorbell, insisting they've come to rescue her.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Terrible, just terrible
- By Chelsea on 03-17-20
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The Dark Tower I
- The Gunslinger
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38,135
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34,265
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34,173
In the first book of this brilliant series, Stephen King introduces listeners to one of his most powerful creations: Roland of Gilead, The Last Gunslinger. He is a haunting figure, a loner on a spellbinding journey into good and evil. In his desolate world, which frighteningly mirrors our own, Roland tracks The Man in Black, encounters an enticing woman named Alice, and begins a friendship with the boy from New York named Jake.
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4 out of 5 stars
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LIKE A DULL AX THROUGH A CALF'S BRAIN
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-14-16
By: Stephen King