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    • Bigfoot Tracks

    • A Creep Squad Collection, Volume 1
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
    • Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 6

    Everything that you have read about Bigfoot is a lie. Everything that you have heard about Bigfoot is the truth! Enjoy three stories from the files of The Creep Squad - that pack of cryptids, legends, and nondescript rumors who fight crime and misjustice anywhere that you aren't looking. What if all the stories were true? What if Bigfoot really did exist? What if he depended upon people's belief in him for his very existence? What if he needed a job and the only one he was suited for was keeping the other legends in their place?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A Nice Introduction To The World Of Sasquatch

    • By Oswald on 01-02-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Rick Gregory
    • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 14

    In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries. 

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Surprising!

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 10-09-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Resurrection

    • Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Rick Gregory
    • Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her; they shot her; they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive, Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root, flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed. The Preacher Fell impaled the witch upon her very own broom, but she dragged him down into the field to wait for three more centuries. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The Tattered Tatterdemalion transforms terror

    • By Ray Johnson on 09-03-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Sea Tales

    • Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
    • Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Let's face it. About 75 percent of the world is covered in water - and of that water nearly 97 percent of it can be found in the sea. Maritimers will tell you that there is a story for every wave that has ever washed upon the shoreline. Here are seven of them.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Sing a shanty and settle in to the deep sea

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-13-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
    • Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 14

    You can smell that long-dying aroma of Autumn in the air. Kids are talking trick or treat and the leaves are already screaming at you in red and yellow and deep golden rust as they prepare for one final parachute down into the dirt. The tombstones are talking amongst themselves and winter is hiding just around the corner. It is the time of the year when people draw around the wood stove and the campfire and whisper stories of death and omens and ghosts and things that don't even have a name.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • October Tales

    • By Zoe on 04-20-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Do-Overs and Detours

    • Eighteen Eerie Tales
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Richard Peterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    Detours are amazing creatures. A detour can cut your existence short or it can lead you down a long road that will linger far into the distant reaches of eternity. These unexpected tangents, which people stumble across nearly every day, will haunt you in a frighteningly familiar fashion. I offer you 18 eerie tales of fantasy, horror, science fiction, and all around strangeness that will take you to the edge of the map and then nudge you just a little bit further.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • An Anthology of Awesome Angsty Accounts

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-17-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • A Hat Full of Stories

    • Three Weird West Tales
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Richard Peterson
    • Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    This isn't John Wayne. Lone Star is just a beer. Forget about the Alamo. Here are a trio of Texas tales of terror spun from the fevered brain of a nightmare-riding cowboy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Is it a ten gallon hatful?

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-27-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Scott Allen
    • Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 9

    Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good listen to the sample before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Jean Shepherd sensibilities meets the bible

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-21-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Kelpie Dreams

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
    • Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness - with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old sea captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. Kelpie Dreams is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who hate romance novels.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Not your average novel

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-01-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Dopple Dribble

    • You Will Never Look at a Basketball the Same Way Again
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Theo Holland
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    His name was Adam Kyler. He had eyes as black as licorice jujubes and a spit curl hooked across his forehead that reminded me of a young Superman. He was nine years old. It wasn't his fault he was standing in the alley, but I shot him just the same.... Dopple Dribble is a story of revenge from beyond the grave and I guarantee you without a shadow of a doubt that after you hear this story, the very next time that you hear the sound of some kid walking down the sidewalk under the streetlights dribbling a basketball you are going to spend the rest of the night scared stiff.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Reminiscent of Stephen King short stories

    • By Courtney Callen on 09-20-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Forever Long Road of Olan Walker

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Adam Gold
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Olan Walker was first out of the slat truck and he could have slid through one of the slats. That man was nothing but lank. He was as lean as a dog in Lent. He was as lean as hunger poured thinner than a spoon full of prison soup. He looked like he ate nothing but wind and shadow all his life. If there was a king and queen of skinny; a duke of raw bone, an earl of gaunt, and a prince of scrawny - well Olan Walker was the lord high ruler of them all.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Olan Walker the Conjure Man!

    • By Char's Horror Corner on 03-30-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Hammurabi Road

    • A Tale of Northern Ontario Vengeance
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Robert Thaler
    • Length: 2 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 22
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 22

    Hammurabi Road is a dark redneck-noir novella of retribution, backwoods justice, and getting closer to a black bear than was ever dreamed possible. We start off with the eternal triangle - four men ride out in a pick-up truck; three in front and one duct-taped and bound in the back. It is a clear-cut case of Northern Ontario railroad vengeance, served up as cold as a frozen hunting knife. Fans of the movie and television series Fargo are going to love Hammurabi Road.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An Hilarious Tale!

    • By Char's Horror Corner on 04-10-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Kelpie Christmas

    • Kelpie Tales, Book 2
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
    • Length: 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 2

    A short story involving a Celtic water spirit (the kelpie), an assassin, a librarian, a ghost, and a Santa-mugging street gang - a wild weird paranormal romance shoot-em-up story - written for listeners who hate to listen to romance.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Father Xmas, give us some money or else . . .

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-31-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Old Spice Love Knot

    • A Nova Scotia Ghost Story
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Alethea Kontis
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A short and eerie true ghost story that tells of the love a maritime father had for his only daughter, set in the halls of Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: JK Carpenter
    • Length: 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    There is a big old sledding hill not more than two or three good snowballs' worth of distance from our home, just behind Hank Macabee's house. That hill was waiting for me and my brand new toboggan. It's one of those sneak-up kind of hills with a long slow ride down that picks up speed as it goes with a bump-hump at the end that you never see coming. The Christmas tree crashed through Hank Macabee's bay window. The tree stand clattered behind it and bounced with a clank on Hank's half-frozen front lawn. Hank came through the door with a shotgun in hand.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Elf on a shelf had better look out!

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-27-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Wishing Ring of Old Queen Maab

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Carl Moore
    • Length: 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    The story of a young farmer, a wishing ring, and a fairy named Queen Maab. This is old school fairytale telling at its very finest.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Short story

    • By med c on 04-05-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • A Blurt in Time

    • The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: David Carroll
    • Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head, he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time-traveling toilet. He wouldn't have met and been shot by the one-armed ghost, and he would not have found himself in the wrong place at the wrong freaking time. A Blurt in Time is a YA time-travel horror story that grown-ups will want to hear when the kids aren't looking.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Two Fisted Nasty

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Ben Maclaine
    • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2

    Welcome to the hard streets. These are four of the nastiest stories I have ever written: "Leftovers", "Statistic", "Soul Survivor", and "Dopple Dribble".

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Grief: The Uninvited Party Guest That Never Leaves

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-18-12

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Plague Monkey Spam

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Rick Gregory
    • Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 10

    Bobby Kaye's life story started and ended with an email, and then the monkey dung hit the fan. We're talking blue plague monkeys, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, a ride-on-mower caravan of unbridled mass consumption, and a moon-infatuated, eight-legged story-telling spider god going toe-to-toe-to-toe-to-toe with the merciless, scud-spear wielding Nigerian spam genie - Prince Wanna-Wanna-Wanna!  

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Don't respond to email spam

    • By Spooky Mike on 07-10-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Devil Tree

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Johnnie C. Hayes
    • Length: 6 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2

    Lucas Sawyer and his wife, Tamsen, find themselves marooned in the heart of a mid-19th century wilderness forest. They are rescued by Jonah Duvall, a mysterious woodsman abiding in this strange valley with his wife, Jezebel, and thier son, Cord. Brooding over all stands the Devil Tree - a huge evil jackpine that has summoned them to this valley to feed upon their collective emotions and their unnatural offspring. Part earth spirit, part elder demon - the tree is farming them.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • The objective of life is to pass time

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-23-12

    Regular price: $18.49

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