Steve Vernon
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Steve Vernon

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT STEVE VERNON

"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm

"Steve Vernon is something of an anomaly in the world of horror literature. He's one of the freshest new voices in the genre although his career has spanned twenty years. Writing with a rare swagger and confidence, Steve Vernon can lead his readers through an entire gamut of emotions from outright fear and repulsion to pity and laughter." - Cemetery Dance

"Armed with a bizarre sense of humor, a huge amount of originality, a flair for taking risks and a strong grasp of characterization - Steve's got the chops for sure." - Dark Discoveries

"Steve Vernon was born to write. He's the real deal and we're lucky to have him." - Richard Chizmar

My cat thinks I am pretty cool, too.

For more up-to-date info please follow my blog at:
http://stevevernonstoryteller.wordpress.com/

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Best Sellers

    • Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Scott Allen
    • Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 9

    Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Jean Shepherd sensibilities meets the bible

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-21-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Grandpa Hated Cats

    • Weirder Tales, Book 3
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Derek Dysart
    • Length: 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    A touching and humorous, and almost-mostly true, short story by Steve Vernon - the man who brought you cat tales. Listen to find out more....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Very nice story.

    • By John Stringham on 06-12-19

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Hammurabi Road

    • A Tale of Northern Ontario Vengeance
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Robert Thaler
    • Length: 2 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 25
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 24

    Hammurabi Road is a dark redneck-noir novella of retribution, backwoods justice, and getting closer to a black bear than was ever dreamed possible....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An Hilarious Tale!

    • By Char's Horror Corner on 04-10-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Last Stand of the Great Texas Packrat: A Tale of Books and Obsession

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Derek Dysart
    • Length: 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 6

    Texas Jack Page, on the eve of his 48th birthday, emptied his last seven cartons of books, placing them volume by volume across his front door - a one-man human cask of Amontillado interring himself inside a shining silver Airstream trailer sized aluminum tomb of tomes....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Short and sharp

    • By Kingsley on 02-13-19

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Two Fisted Nasty

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Ben Maclaine
    • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2

    Welcome to the hard streets....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Grief: The Uninvited Party Guest That Never Leaves

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-18-12

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Tatterdemon Omnibus

    • All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Rick Gregory
    • Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16

    In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her--but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root,flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fantastic Trilogy of Scarecrow Horror

    • By Spooky Mike on 10-30-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Rick Gregory
    • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 16

    In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • This is your brain, this is your brain bashed in

    • By Spooky Mike on 10-03-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope

    • A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Derek Dysart
    • Length: 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    Just imagine you walk into a cheesy old greasy-spoon diner, the kind that ought to hand out antacid along with a napkin, knife, and fork. You ask the waitress for eggs and bacon, and she brings you a plate with live chicken on it. I mean, feathers and beak and the whole bonanza....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

    • By Jess B on 04-07-19

    Regular price: $3.95

    • October Tales: Seven Creepy Stories

    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Stephen Wolfe
    • Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 15

    You can smell that long-dying aroma of Autumn in the air. Kids are talking trick or treat and the leaves are already screaming at you in red and yellow and deep golden rust....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • October Tales

    • By Zoe on 04-20-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Sea Tales

    • Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
    • By: Steve Vernon
    • Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
    • Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    Maritimers will tell you that there is a story for every wave that has ever washed upon the shoreline. Here are seven of them....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Sing a shanty and settle in to the deep sea

    • By Ray Johnson on 03-13-18

    Regular price: $14.95

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