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Everything Has Teeth
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
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Narration Is Not Good
- By Cathie on 11-19-19
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Everything Has Teeth
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 11-14-19
- Language: English
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Wolf Hunt 3
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Though still mourning his recent loss, George Orton is surprisingly content. He's living in a secure compound where teenaged werewolf Ally is being trained to control her animalistic tendencies, and mad science experiment Eugene has regained most of his sanity. George knows they can't stay there forever, but for now, things are pretty good. Then he receives some shocking news: People at the compound have brought his partner and best friend Lou back to life. Not as a flesh-eating zombie; he's the old Lou, as much of a wiseass as before.
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Another Great Volume in the Series
- By Spooky Mike on 05-11-20
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Wolf Hunt 3
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 04-24-20
- Language: English
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Suckers
- By: J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
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Harry McGlade at his worst which is his best.
- By Islandgirl on 07-24-12
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Suckers
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Series: Andrew Mayhem, Book 4.5
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 08-09-11
- Language: English
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Candy Coated Madness
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual-reality environment that allows you to enact your most depraved fantasies...sort of. Giant mutant cockroaches doing battle with zombies in the Old West. An unnerving discovery in the Book of Revelations. The true secret of silent comedian Buster Keaton's success. Plus a Halloween curse, a lot of psychopaths, and much more!
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So good!
- By kathy pappas on 04-21-23
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Candy Coated Madness
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 05-25-21
- Language: English
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Benjamin's Parasite
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one. Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn 40. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And, shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good.... Now, everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways.
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Jeff Strand is warped
- By BKS on 05-04-22
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Benjamin's Parasite
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 02-17-22
- Language: English
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- By: Staci Layne Wilson, Jeff Strand, Marco Mannone, and others
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
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Tune in, turn on, and drop in to the rock 'n' roll rabbit hole! Along Comes Scary is set in an alternate spooky ’60s where vampires play screaming guitars, hell-bound hotrodders start a new trend on AM radio, and there are groupies who will do anything for a piece of their favorite band. Stories include "Papa’s Got a Brand-New Body Bag", "Hell-A Woman", and "She’s Got a Ticket to Die".
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Great for some chills while driving and cleaning
- By Lilly Bell on 07-24-22
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Along Comes Scary
- Rock & Roll Nightmares: '60s Edition Short Stories
- Narrated by: Jennifer Knighton
- Series: Rock & Roll Nightmares, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 09-15-21
- Language: English
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Wolf Hunt 2
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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George and Lou used to be thugs for hire. Now they're living in a shack in Costa Rica, hiding from the crime lord who wants them dead. Their last job, to deliver him a werewolf in a cage, went...badly. But they can't hide out forever, and when they're finally captured, it seems as if George and Lou's ultimate fate will involve being doused in gasoline and set aflame. Instead, they're given a second chance. There's another werewolf out there. This time, it's Ally, a 14-year-old girl.
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I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU CALL IT, MY CAGE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-23-17
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Wolf Hunt 2
- Narrated by: Scott Thomas
- Series: Wolf Hunt, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 03-29-16
- Language: English
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Bang Up
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?" Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned. It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way. From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way smuttier.
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Funny sex filled romp
- By lsmdtb5 on 04-01-23
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Bang Up
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 08-04-22
- Language: English
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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This novel is the tale of Stanley Dabernath, zombie. A regular guy who dies, is brought back to life as a ghastly walking cadaver, and becomes the international sensation hailed by the press as The Amazing Mr. Corpse. Fame! Wealth! Groupies! Despite his ghoulish appearance, Stanley finds himself living the dream. But in many ways, it’s harder to be a celebrity than a zombie. The suits behind Project Second Chance want to tell him how to behave in public. There’s constant pressure coming at him from all sides—not to mention that many people consider him a vile blasphemy.
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Completely different take on the zombie story
- By Anonymous User on 04-05-23
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The Sinister Mr. Corpse
- A Zombie Comedy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 06-10-22
- Language: English
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Mandibles
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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Fire ants. Even when they're normal sized, they're horrible, wretched insects whose sting causes burning pain. But these ants are far from normal. And the city of Tampa, Florida has become infested with the oversized creatures.
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Meh
- By AB on 02-15-23
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Mandibles
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 01-24-23
- Language: English
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
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Adore Jeff Strand, But...
- By jeliarra on 02-05-23
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Freaky Briefs
- 75 Short Absurdities
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 12-23-22
- Language: English
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The Never Dead
- By: Dan Henk, Jeff Strand, Tim Curran, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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As Rod Sterling famously said, "You unlock this door with the key to your imagination". Sixteen tales of horror and woe are ensconced here.
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The Never Dead
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 07-24-23
- Language: English
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Bring Her Back
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
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Frank knows that he's creepy. There's nothing he can do about it. His creepiness - along with the fact that his father once killed 11 people in an office shooting - has kept him from ever having a girlfriend. When he finally works up the nerve to ask Abigail out on a date, after buying flowers from her every day for the past three months, he's sure she'll say no. But she accepts. These two kindhearted but weird souls have found each other, and Frank thinks his life is about to change for the better. But this is not a love story. This is a tale of revenge and madness.
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Fun like always!!
- By Timothy on 02-24-21
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Bring Her Back
- Narrated by: Henry Schrader
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 01-20-21
- Language: English
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Fangboy
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby -- except for a mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence.
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Come Meet the Frightening Fangboy
- By Spooky Mike on 08-21-20
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Fangboy
- Narrated by: Janine Haynes
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 03-15-17
- Language: English
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- By: R.E. Sargent, Steven Pajak, Jeff Strand, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Razor-sharp teeth. Vicious claws. The soul-piercing eyes that stare you down right before it pounces. What will you do when it’s you against a purveyor of pure evil? You think it’s just a dream? Think again. These nightmare creatures have transcended the pages of the books they were written into, they’ve ripped their way from the silver screen, and now they are coming for you. There is nowhere to hide - they will find you. But the question remains. Do you have what it takes to conquer the beast or will you let it destroy you?
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If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Nightmare Creatures
- The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Series: The Better Off Dead Series, Book 4
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 06-01-21
- Language: English
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.
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Horrible
- By Amazon Customer on 09-29-18
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An Apocalypse of Our Own
- Narrated by: Nadia Mori
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 03-23-18
- Language: English
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