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    • The Haunted Forest Tour

    • By: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
    • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
    • Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 134
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 129
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 128

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great roller coaster ride, satisfying ending!

    • By S. Winchester on 09-10-18

    Regular price: $17.49

    • Sick House

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
    • Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 142
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 133
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 134

    It doesn't seem like the perfect house, but screw it, it's good enough to rent for a year. Unfortunately for Boyd, Adeline, and their two young daughters, it's immediately clear they chose the wrong place. The nightmare begins with violent coughs and headaches. Food starts to rot almost as soon as they take it inside. A pet tarantula goes missing. Some family members begin to exhibit creepy behavior. Then the ghosts arrive, and all hell breaks loose....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • You don't want to move into this house...

    • By Carole Wooten on 07-04-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Year's Best Hardcore Horror, Volume 1

    • By: Cheryl Mullenax, Randy Chandler, Kristopher Triana, and others
    • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
    • Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 276
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 257
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 258

    Editors Randy Chandler and Cheryl Mullenax put the call out to horror writers and editors of extreme stories, the hardcore stuff that breaks boundaries and trashes taboos, the transgressive tales you can't "unread" (as Chuck Palahniuk says). Some of the stories you'll find here are loaded with very graphic descriptions of violence, sex, and depravities, while others may contain only one shocking moment of brutality. In others, the hardcore aspect may be less graphic and subtler than you might expect.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Truly horrifying

    • By erobbins33 on 10-20-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Dead Clown Barbecue

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Andy Barker
    • Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Dead Clown Barbecue is a collection of 29 gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There’s even a brand-new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right?  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Solid collection of scary funny shorts

    • By Shieldslinger on 07-10-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Blister

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
    • Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 219
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 201
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 201

    They call her Blister. She's a hideously disfigured 23-year-old woman, living in a shed next to her father's house, hidden away from the world. Jason Tray is a successful cartoonist, banished to his agent's lakeside cabin for a few days of mandatory rest and relaxation. One night, while hanging out with a couple of the locals at a dive bar, he takes them up on their offer to go "see Blister," having no idea what they're talking about.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Very Surprisingly Story about humanity.

    • By The Dark Side on 10-25-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Kutter

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Jack Clancy
    • Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 52
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 47
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 48

    Charlie Stanlon is a serial killer. A ghastly, vicious sociopath who chains women to a table in his basement and tortures them to death. He has no friends. He has no family. He despises his co-workers. His only pleasure in life is to cause pain and terror...until the day he finds an adorable Boston terrier and takes it home.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Very Dark Humor

    • By Cathie on 04-04-17

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Draculas

    • A Novel of Terror
    • By: F. Paul Wilson, Blake Crouch, Jack Kilborn, and others
    • Narrated by: Eric Dawe
    • Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 212
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 194
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 195

    Mortimer Moorecook, retired Wall Street raider, avid collector, is losing his fight against cancer. With weeks to live, a package arrives at the door of his hillside mansion—an artifact he paid millions for…a hominoid skull with elongated teeth, discovered in a farmer's field in the Romanian countryside. With Shanna, his beautiful research assistant looking on, he sinks the skull's razor sharp fangs into his neck, and immediately goes into convulsions.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • THIS HAD A GUN SHOW BEAT TO SHIT

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-24-17

    Regular price: $19.99

    • Wolf Hunt 2

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Scott Thomas
    • Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 208
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 196
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 195

    George and Lou used to be thugs for hire. Now they're living in a shack in Costa Rica, hiding from the crime lord who wants them dead. Their last job, to deliver him a werewolf in a cage, went...badly. But they can't hide out forever, and when they're finally captured, it seems as if George and Lou's ultimate fate will involve being doused in gasoline and set aflame. Instead, they're given a second chance. There's another werewolf out there. This time, it's Ally, a 14-year-old girl.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Better Than the First

    • By Rain on 05-03-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Cyclops Road

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
    • Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 120
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 112
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 112

    Evan Portin is at a sad, scary place in his life. While taking a long walk to compose himself and figure out where to go from here, he encounters a young woman being mugged in a park. When he tries to intervene, he discovers that she doesn't need his help. At all. Her name is Harriett. She is very, very good at defending herself. Everything she owns is in a large backpack. She's never seen a cell phone. She's never been in a car. She's never really ventured into the outside world. And she says she's traveling across the country to slay a Cyclops. She's crazy, right?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • AMAZING!!!!

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 04-11-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Wolf Hunt

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Scott Thomas
    • Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 340
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 317
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 317

    Meet George and Lou, thugs for hire. The kind of intimidating-yet-friendly guys who will break your thumbs, but be polite about it. Their latest assignment is to drive across Florida to deliver some precious cargo to a crime lord. The cargo: a man in a cage. Though Ivan seems perfectly human, they're warned that he is, in fact, a bloodthirsty werewolf.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book - I was surprised.

    • By Mary Meadows on 04-03-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • How You Ruined My Life

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
    • Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.

    • By Jennifer j Keller on 06-01-18

    Regular price: $17.49

    • I Have a Bad Feeling about This

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Aaron Landon
    • Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 70
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 61
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 60

    Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Entertaining

    • By Olive on 01-22-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Dweller

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Scott Thomas
    • Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 72
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 67
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 68

    When Toby Floren was eight years old, he discovered a monster living in the woods behind his house. A ghastly, frightening creature with claws, fangs, and a taste for human flesh. As he ran out of the forest, screaming, Toby felt that he'd been lucky to escape with his life. Years later, Toby finds comfort with the creature. It's his own special secret - something that nobody else in the world knows about. Somebody to talk to. Somebody to confide in.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I can't even...

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 01-16-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Stranger Things Have Happened

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
    • Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Unfortunately Absurdist

    • By Crystal on 08-08-17

    Regular price: $27.99

    • Pressure

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Scott Thomas
    • Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 116
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 109
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 110

    Alex stared at the red pocketknife shown to him by his daughter. A pocketknife owned by somebody he hadn't seen in years. They met first in boarding school at age 12. Alex Fletcher, shy and scared. Darren Rust, always furiously scribbling away in a private journal. It was not an immediate friendship, but then one night Darren convinced his roommate to sneak off school grounds to see something glorious.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • It flew by

    • By Terminator Fan on 09-11-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • An Apocalypse of Our Own

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Nadia Mori
    • Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      2 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Can the friend zone survive the end of the world? Missy and Kevin are friends. Just friends. They’d never actually date each other, because they’ve been friends since childhood, and that would be weird. Now it’s the apocalypse. People are leaking blood from their eyeballs and turning into homicidal oozing mutants. Fortunately, Kevin has access to an underground shelter, and he and Missy make it there in time to avoid a horrible gruesome death. But they’re trapped down there. Things are going to get weird.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Horrible

    • By Amazon Customer on 09-29-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Suckers

    • By: J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Dick Hill
    • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 42
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 38
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 38

    Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers. Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious!

    • By AZFamily on 11-07-17

    Regular price: $13.99

    • Kumquat

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Adam Verner
    • Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    Thirty-five-year-old introvert Todd Bryan hasn't really done much with his life, and he's okay with that. Until, at a painfully bad film festival, he meets Amy Husk. She's attractive. She's funny. She's quirky. And...she has an inoperable brain aneurysm and not much time to live. She may not even make it to the long-awaited final episode of Exit Red, the greatest show ever. She convinces him that they should do something crazy and frivolous.

    Regular price: $27.99

    • Fangboy

    • By: Jeff Strand
    • Narrated by: Janine Haynes
    • Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 9

    Nathan Pepper seemed like an ordinary baby -- except for a mouth full of scary sharp teeth. Because his life began with his grandmother strongly recommending that he be destroyed as soon as possible, it's safe to say that Nathan was not destined for a typical existence.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Meh

    • By Cathie on 04-04-17

    Regular price: $19.95