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Narrado por:
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Andy Barker
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De:
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Jeff Strand
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Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.
These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
Table of contents:
- The Tipping Point
- Nails
- Stumps
- John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
- Fair Trade
- Chiggers
- Cry
- The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
- It's Bath Time!
- Alien Face
- Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
- Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
- Gross-Out: The Return
- Deformed Son
- The Origin of Slashy
- Secret Message (Decoded)
- The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
- The Eggman Falleth
- The Story of My First Kiss
- Dad (A True Story)
- Bad Bratwurst
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Abbigail Cartie
- 12-31-21
Not a normal book
This was an absolutely wonderful book. If you like books that are a bunch of VERY dark some not so dark short stories. This isn't an Andrew Mayhem type long horrible story that just gets worse. just short ones. very good book
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- Cathie
- 11-19-19
Narration Is Not Good
I love almost everything Jeff Strand has written, but I found these stories to be hit and miss. As with Dead Clown Barbecue, this narrator is fine until he attempts a fake American accent, which is excruciating. Like fingernails on a chalkboard, fast forward through the story bad. When he breaks into "redneck", it's especially bad. It's hard to focus on the story when the narration is so distracting.
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- Jolokia
- 02-02-21
Some were good...
Some of these stories were pretty good. A few were amazing. And a couple of them were so creepy, I just couldn’t finish! “Chiggers” made me squirm!!!!!
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- shawn bickford
- 11-17-19
Nonsensical stories and godawful narration
Firstly, this audiobook sounds like it was recorded in a portable toilet. HORRIBLE quality. The stories themsleves seem like they were runner's-up in a 6th grade short story contest. The narration is irritatingly nasally, and get ready for the worst southern accent by a British guy you've ever heard.
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