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Publisher's summary
Rian Thompson thought she joined the gym to get healthy. Little did she know she was about to add 190 pounds of swoonworthy abdominal muscles and arrogance to her life.
Every day in Rians's life follows a predictable pattern, and she wouldn't have it any other way. She's got a nice job, a nice place to live, and a nice family - even if they are a little wedding-zilla-ish at the moment.
She doesn't need anything spectacular to be happy. She just needs to get healthy - mentally, physically...and maybe spiritually if that happens. But she'll settle for two out of three until her sister finally gets hitched.
Carlos Davies thought his life was perfect. Little did he know it was about to be turned upside down by a woman who is not his type.
In Carlos' mind, his life is damn near perfect. He's got a great job, a great place to live, and a great stash of pickup lines that always work. It has occurred to him that maybe no one actually takes him all that seriously. But with these bulging biceps and thick, dark hair, does that even matter since he's never sleeping alone?
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- Rebecca Hut
- 07-29-20
Weird choice for male narrator
I actually liked the story quite a bit, but it was hard to get past the male narrator’s voice. It was annoying, but bearable at first, since towards the beginning of the book Carlos was a total tool. When the Carlos’ words became more heartfelt and genuine though, the narrator sounded anything but. I couldn’t help rolling my eyes because the narrator sounded like such a douche canoe. It made me kind of sad that I didn’t read the book instead. Now if I read it, I probably won’t be able to hear Carlos with any other voice in my head.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-04-20
Awful male narrator
I am not one to give up on a book....but this male narrator is THE WORST I've ever heard. I looked up other books he's done and people seem to feel the same. Audible, please quit using Alex Kydd: he ruins it!!!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-09-21
Awful Narration
I could not even get into this book due to the awful narration. Alex Kydd made Carlos sound like he didn’t have two brain cells to rub together. While Stephanie Rose made everything sound too breathy or whinny. Not everything needs to be over exaggerated. I typically love these books but this was not good
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- MelissaKH
- 07-15-20
What the heck happened?
Ammendment: I am upgrading my review now that I finished. It 2/3 of the book, but Carlos became more likeable and the story had a good message...without being preachy. Unfortunately, I am still not a fan of the male narrator.
First, I am a huge Smartypants Romance Universe fan, get ready though because here comes the but...What the heck happened here?!?!? While I really enjoyed the female leads story and narrator, I cannot even remotely say the same about the lead male character OR narrator. There has never been a character I was so disgusted by in any of the Smartypants Romance books as I was by Carlos and the narrator made it much worse. So much so, that I stopped mid book to write this review. It is rare, even if it is bad, that I don't finish a book and I'm not going to make an exception here...but I am VERY tempted. It makes me sad.
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- Ryan H
- 06-26-20
i recommend reading the series
im a huge penny reid fan, i recommend reading the knitting in the city books first to understand more of these spin off smartypants romance series (i like the Winston brothers series even more). the book was good overall, but i felt it lacked something. like characters weren't fully developed. but i liked the main characters and the supporting ones fine. narration,,,I'm sorry i just didn't like the male lead. i got used to it and finished, but not my favorite. he sounded like a wanna be surfer.
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- Sabriana
- 08-02-23
Great Story
I thoroughly enjoyed the story during the female narration. I had a hard time getting past the fact the male narrator sounded like a frat guy jerk. If you can power through that it's a great book!!
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- Heather M Bowers
- 03-18-23
Cute Story
I guess I’m too used to read erotica. The story was cute, but I would have loved to see how Carlos handled Rian behind closed doors. Otherwise, it was a sweet romantic story. The narration wasn’t my favorite, but it grew on me. The story meant more.
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- Maria
- 11-17-22
male narrator awful
seems like cute story but the male narrator is terrible. I couldn't even get halfway through 2nd chapter
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- HV Family
- 08-11-22
Re-record and make it aHit!!
The story itself is quite good. It cutoffs have used more sex, too be more realistic. The female narrator was okay, she went "shatner" a few too many times, but not enough to complain about. Overall her performs was witty and entertaining. The male narrator was horrific initially and just really bad after 50% of the book passed. The character as written was hard enough to like, combining it with this narrator is a mistake. Please do yourself a favor and re-record this with a new male narrator and you'd get an overwhelming positive response and an increase in sales.
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- Michelle and Mike
- 07-22-22
Male Narrator
The female narrator was great and her personality came through, but the male narrator sounded like he was an 80’s valley boy with no brains. Couldn’t get past the second chapter.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-15-22
Loved it x3!
The money was well spent on this book! Loved every chapter and couldn't stop listening to it.
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- malh23
- 10-27-20
Awful male narrator!
I could not listen past the introduction of the male narrator. It was really hard on my ears. Such a shame as it began with much humour.
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- Cheryl philippou
- 06-29-23
Male narrator off putting
Male narrator in this book sounds creepy, it ruins the story - makes it hard to focus on the story
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- Anonymous User
- 06-12-23
Really enjoyed
Yes the male voice actor is a little slow, but he can really throw his voice well and u enjoyed both voice actors.
The storyline is well thought out and really has sarcastic humour which I loved.
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- Whitworthmob
- 06-03-23
Enjoyable
I enjoyed that and loved the inclusion of older characters from Penny Reids books. I did struggle a little with the male narrator but it had a great story line that kept me going till the end.
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- Alice
- 04-06-23
Glad I was wrong about this one
I was a little concerned given the title of the book but thankfully that is the name of the gym where the characters meet rather than a fat phobic comment. I love the universe this is set in, basically Penny Reid is incredible, so gave it a go. The nightmare that is the US work provided healthcare forces Rian to join a gym to lose weight (side note weight has nothing to do with health), she also has pressure from family to fit the aesthetic of her skinny sisters wedding. Carlos is a regular and has issues with trying to feel big/attractive enough. Carlos only has one night stands with pretty women without ambition and with a certain gym bunny aesthetic. He becomes friends with Rian which leads to enemies to him giving her a job to lovers. The ‘he changes for her’ story isn’t my favourite but it is done relatively well here. I’ll try others to see what the author can do as she gets more comfortable with the world.
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- J
- 07-05-20
worst male narration ever
If the male narration was included in the sample, I would not have purchased this book. Not quite sure why Alex Kydd chose to use a smarmy, Rocky accent but the second I heard it I wanted to scrape it out of my ears. Maybe he used that accent because the male character was an awful human being. Sorry but I returned this one unfinished.
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Extremely slow and boring
- By Lisa Foster on 06-29-20
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Boomtown
- Freebirds, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Her: I wanted to have a pity party of one when I went for that beer. I never imagined I would meet a dark and dangerous man. That man took me on the wildest ride of my life. Literally and figuratively. He quickly became my entire world. Him: I didn't know I was looking for her. I saw her warming that bar stool and knew she would be mine. A man like me doesn't deserve the likes of her. But damned if I didn't take it. Her: When we met for the first time we didn't know that we already had a connection.
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female narrator is awful.
- By Roxanne on 07-01-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Forrest for the Trees
- A Slow Burn Small Town Romance (Green Valley Heroes, Book 1)
- By: Smartypants Romance, Kilby Blades
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Eboni Flowers
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Forrest Winters isn’t just a federal fire marshal; he’s a thorn in Ranger Sierra Betts’ side. The way he swings his big axe, fixes her with his chameleon gray eyes, and talks about his jurisdiction has a way of breaking her concentration. He has a way of showing up everywhere he doesn’t belong, including Greenbrier Ranger Station. And he really needs to quit stealing her bacon bites.
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Disappointing
- By Customer on 04-05-22
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Pitch Please
- There’s No Crying in Baseball, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Baseball is life - the rest is just details. Everyone who's played the game has heard those words a time or two. But Hancock has heard them his entire life from his parents. His family has lived and breathed baseball even before he started little league. Hancock "Parts" Peters has a name that inspires grins across many faces, but the moment those faces get their first look at him, those grins slide away. Hancock is gruff, filterless, and doesn't give a crap who he offends. He is the only man in baseball who doesn't care if he gets an endorsement or not. He's there to play the game.
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Struggled a bit!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-02-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Happy Trail (Park Ranger)
- By: Smartypants Romance, Daisy Prescott
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Marnye Young
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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The path of true love never has run smooth for Olive Perry. After getting dumped and promptly abandoned in the middle of her multi-month hike, Olive swears off men. Determined to finish the long trek by herself, she doesn’t need a prince — or broody and taciturn ranger — to save her. Yet, when an early snowstorm threatens the mountains, and Ranger Daniels is charged with getting hikers to safety, that includes hot-tempered Olive Perry.
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Sweetness
- By Nightmaredoll on 01-08-21
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Spoiler Alert
- A Novel
- By: Olivia Dade
- Narrated by: Isabelle Ruther
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet’s favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he’d be finished in Hollywood.
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So GOOD!
- By Romancebookgal on 01-09-21
By: Olivia Dade
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Code of Conduct
- Cipher Security Series, Book 1
- By: Smartypants Romance, April White
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins, Anastasia Watley
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Gabriel is a security expert for Cipher Security, and a former UN Peacekeeper with a fierce protective streak that finds its focus on the beautiful P. I., Shane. Their attraction is like an elephant in a room full of breakable things, and figuring out how to trust each other with their hearts, and maybe their lives, is the most fragile thing of all.
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Extremely slow and boring
- By Lisa Foster on 06-29-20
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Boomtown
- Freebirds, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Her: I wanted to have a pity party of one when I went for that beer. I never imagined I would meet a dark and dangerous man. That man took me on the wildest ride of my life. Literally and figuratively. He quickly became my entire world. Him: I didn't know I was looking for her. I saw her warming that bar stool and knew she would be mine. A man like me doesn't deserve the likes of her. But damned if I didn't take it. Her: When we met for the first time we didn't know that we already had a connection.
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female narrator is awful.
- By Roxanne on 07-01-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Forrest for the Trees
- A Slow Burn Small Town Romance (Green Valley Heroes, Book 1)
- By: Smartypants Romance, Kilby Blades
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Eboni Flowers
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
-
Story
Forrest Winters isn’t just a federal fire marshal; he’s a thorn in Ranger Sierra Betts’ side. The way he swings his big axe, fixes her with his chameleon gray eyes, and talks about his jurisdiction has a way of breaking her concentration. He has a way of showing up everywhere he doesn’t belong, including Greenbrier Ranger Station. And he really needs to quit stealing her bacon bites.
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Disappointing
- By Customer on 04-05-22
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Pitch Please
- There’s No Crying in Baseball, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Baseball is life - the rest is just details. Everyone who's played the game has heard those words a time or two. But Hancock has heard them his entire life from his parents. His family has lived and breathed baseball even before he started little league. Hancock "Parts" Peters has a name that inspires grins across many faces, but the moment those faces get their first look at him, those grins slide away. Hancock is gruff, filterless, and doesn't give a crap who he offends. He is the only man in baseball who doesn't care if he gets an endorsement or not. He's there to play the game.
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Struggled a bit!
- By Kindle Customer on 07-02-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Happy Trail (Park Ranger)
- By: Smartypants Romance, Daisy Prescott
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Marnye Young
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
-
Story
The path of true love never has run smooth for Olive Perry. After getting dumped and promptly abandoned in the middle of her multi-month hike, Olive swears off men. Determined to finish the long trek by herself, she doesn’t need a prince — or broody and taciturn ranger — to save her. Yet, when an early snowstorm threatens the mountains, and Ranger Daniels is charged with getting hikers to safety, that includes hot-tempered Olive Perry.
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Sweetness
- By Nightmaredoll on 01-08-21
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
-
Spoiler Alert
- A Novel
- By: Olivia Dade
- Narrated by: Isabelle Ruther
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet’s favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he’d be finished in Hollywood.
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So GOOD!
- By Romancebookgal on 01-09-21
By: Olivia Dade
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Love in Due Time
- Green Valley Library, Book 1
- By: Smartypants Romance, L.B. Dunbar
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Beth Tucker
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Naomi Winters will be 40 soonish, and she’s only been with one man. One night. One time. Long ago. She believes everything happens for a reason, and the universe spoke about Nathan Ryder. Nathan Ryder isn’t the same man who hightailed his bike out of Green Valley, 18 years ago. As a rule breaker, women are one area he acts a fool. Case in point, the local librarian. He can’t get a read on her, but she’s one risk he’s willing to take. Again.
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Female narrator deals death blow
- By Laura on 04-28-20
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Mad About Ewe
- Common Threads
- By: Susannah Nix
- Narrated by: Tieran Wilder, Blake Stanton
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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