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Omid needs the right words to connect with his newly met grandfather and distant Iranian heritage, words to tell a special girl what she means to him and to show everyone that he truly belongs in Tucson, Arizona, the only home he’s ever known. Neither the school play’s Shakespearean English nor his parents’ Farsi seems up to the task, and it’s only when Omid delves into the rhymes and rhythms of rap music that he starts to find his voice. But even as he does so, an act of terrorism transforms familiar accents into new threats.
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Amazing prose
- By Joy on 03-08-24
By: Arya Shahi
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The Family Outing
- A Memoir
- By: Jessi Hempel
- Narrated by: Jessi Hempel
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessi Hempel was raised in a seemingly picture-perfect, middle-class American family. But the truth was far from perfect. Her father was constantly away from home, traveling for work, while her stay-at-home mother became increasingly lonely and erratic. Growing up, Jessi and her two siblings struggled to make sense of their family, their world, their changing bodies, and the emotional turmoil each was experiencing. And each, in their own way, was hiding their true self from the world.
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Learned “Coming Out” is not what I always thought…
- By Lou on 01-27-23
By: Jessi Hempel
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Nigeria Jones
- A Novel
- By: Ibi Zoboi
- Narrated by: Marcella Cox
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Warrior Princess. That’s what Nigeria Jones’s father calls her. He has raised her as part of the Movement, a Black separatist group based in Philadelphia. Nigeria is homeschooled and vegan and participates in traditional rituals to connect her and other kids from the group to their ancestors. But when her mother—the perfect matriarch of their Movement—disappears, Nigeria’s world is upended. She finds herself taking care of her baby brother and stepping into a role she doesn’t want.
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Very Interesting Story
- By Jeanie Lemon on 08-30-23
By: Ibi Zoboi
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A Long Stretch of Bad Days
- By: Mindy McGinnis
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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A lifetime of hard work has put Lydia Chass on track to attend a prestigious journalism program and leave Henley behind—until a school error leaves her a credit short of graduating. Bristal Jamison has a bad reputation and a foul mouth, but she also needs one more credit to graduate.
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Class privilege
- By UnreliableHeart on 07-28-23
By: Mindy McGinnis
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Whirlwind
- The American Revolution and the War That Won It
- By: John Ferling
- Narrated by: Bo Foxworth
- Length: 18 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Amid a great collection of scholarship and narrative history on the Revolutionary War and the American struggle for independence, there is a gaping hole; one that John Ferling’s latest book, Whirlwind, will fill. Books chronicling the Revolution have largely ranged from multivolume tomes that appeal to scholars and the most serious general readers to microhistories that necessarily gloss over swaths of Independence-era history with only cursory treatment.
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A must read for Americans
- By Conner on 12-16-23
By: John Ferling
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Token
- By: Beverley Kendall
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Two years ago, Kennedy Mitchell was plucked from the reception desk and placed in the corporate boardroom in the name of diversity. Rather than play along, she and her best friend founded Token, a boutique PR agency that helps “diversity-challenged” companies and celebrities. With corporate America diversifying workplaces and famous people getting into reputation-damaging controversies, Token is in high demand.
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Great story - reasonated
- By A. S. on 03-20-23
By: Beverley Kendall
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An Impossible Thing to Say
- By: Arya Shahi
- Narrated by: Arya Shahi
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Omid needs the right words to connect with his newly met grandfather and distant Iranian heritage, words to tell a special girl what she means to him and to show everyone that he truly belongs in Tucson, Arizona, the only home he’s ever known. Neither the school play’s Shakespearean English nor his parents’ Farsi seems up to the task, and it’s only when Omid delves into the rhymes and rhythms of rap music that he starts to find his voice. But even as he does so, an act of terrorism transforms familiar accents into new threats.
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Amazing prose
- By Joy on 03-08-24
By: Arya Shahi
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The Family Outing
- A Memoir
- By: Jessi Hempel
- Narrated by: Jessi Hempel
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessi Hempel was raised in a seemingly picture-perfect, middle-class American family. But the truth was far from perfect. Her father was constantly away from home, traveling for work, while her stay-at-home mother became increasingly lonely and erratic. Growing up, Jessi and her two siblings struggled to make sense of their family, their world, their changing bodies, and the emotional turmoil each was experiencing. And each, in their own way, was hiding their true self from the world.
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Learned “Coming Out” is not what I always thought…
- By Lou on 01-27-23
By: Jessi Hempel
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Nigeria Jones
- A Novel
- By: Ibi Zoboi
- Narrated by: Marcella Cox
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Warrior Princess. That’s what Nigeria Jones’s father calls her. He has raised her as part of the Movement, a Black separatist group based in Philadelphia. Nigeria is homeschooled and vegan and participates in traditional rituals to connect her and other kids from the group to their ancestors. But when her mother—the perfect matriarch of their Movement—disappears, Nigeria’s world is upended. She finds herself taking care of her baby brother and stepping into a role she doesn’t want.
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Very Interesting Story
- By Jeanie Lemon on 08-30-23
By: Ibi Zoboi
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A Long Stretch of Bad Days
- By: Mindy McGinnis
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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A lifetime of hard work has put Lydia Chass on track to attend a prestigious journalism program and leave Henley behind—until a school error leaves her a credit short of graduating. Bristal Jamison has a bad reputation and a foul mouth, but she also needs one more credit to graduate.
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Class privilege
- By UnreliableHeart on 07-28-23
By: Mindy McGinnis
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Whirlwind
- The American Revolution and the War That Won It
- By: John Ferling
- Narrated by: Bo Foxworth
- Length: 18 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Amid a great collection of scholarship and narrative history on the Revolutionary War and the American struggle for independence, there is a gaping hole; one that John Ferling’s latest book, Whirlwind, will fill. Books chronicling the Revolution have largely ranged from multivolume tomes that appeal to scholars and the most serious general readers to microhistories that necessarily gloss over swaths of Independence-era history with only cursory treatment.
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A must read for Americans
- By Conner on 12-16-23
By: John Ferling
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The Birth and Death of Meaning
- An Interdisciplinary Perspective on the Problem of Man; 2nd Edition
- By: Ernest Becker
- Narrated by: Chris Sorensen
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The Birth and Death of Meaning uses the disciplines of psychology, anthropology, sociology, and psychiatry to explain what makes people act the way they do.
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Narrator ruins it
- By Anonymous on 03-26-20
By: Ernest Becker
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She Builds
- The Anti-Hustle Guide to Grow Your Business and Nourish Your Life
- By: Jadah Sellner
- Narrated by: Jadah Sellner
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Entrepreneur, bestselling author, and business coach Jadah Sellner knows what it’s like to be burned out, in debt, and just barely holding on to a new business. In the process of launching and building multiple companies, she realized today’s aggressive 24/7 hustle culture wasn’t working for her—or for her clients. In She Builds, Sellner shares a new entrepreneurial model for women, centered on sustainable leadership—a practical framework they can use to create a business on their own terms, prioritize their well-being, and break free from the toxic culture that leads to burnout.
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A Warm Hug from Jadah
- By Rachel Andersen on 03-16-23
By: Jadah Sellner
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Long Gone, Come Home
- By: Monica Chenault-Kilgore
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Birdie Jennings dreams of a big life beyond her small town of Mt. Sterling, Kentucky—beyond her mundane job tying tobacco leaves at Wrights Factory, beyond her position as the baby of the family. Her life changes when she meets smooth-talking Jimmy Walker. Jimmy makes big promises for an exciting life together, and Birdie is quickly swept off her feet. But some short years after they marry, Jimmy disappears without a trace, leaving Birdie hurt and alone with their two toddlers. Out of money and out of options, Birdie moves back home with her overbearing mother.
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Love It
- By T on 03-18-24
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Inverse Cowgirl
- A Memoir
- By: Alicia Roth Weigel
- Narrated by: Alicia Roth Weigel, Jonathan Van Ness
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Alicia Weigel is fighting back against the hate and fearmongering to protect the rights and lives of everyone. As an activist and the Human Rights Commissioner for the City of Austin, Alicia has championed legislation to reduce sexual assault and human trafficking, mandate paid sick leave and abortion funding, decriminalize and alleviate homelessness, and target other social determinants of health. In this book, Alicia boldly speaks out about working as a change agent in a state that actively attempts to pass legislation that would erase her existence.
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Beautiful, honest storytelling with amazing lessons
- By ian laird on 04-17-24
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America's Dream
- A Novel
- By: Esmeralda Santiago
- Narrated by: Esmeralda Santiago
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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América Gonzalez is a hotel housekeeper on Vieques, an island off the coast of Puerto Rico, cleaning up after wealthy foreigners who don’t look her in the eye. Her alcoholic mother resents her; her married boyfriend, Correa, beats her; and their 14-year-old daughter thinks life would be better anywhere but with América. So when América is offered the chance to work as a live-in housekeeper and nanny for a family in Westchester, New York, she takes it as a sign to finally make the escape she's been longing for.
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La Cultura
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-24
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Not So Pure and Simple
- By: Lamar Giles
- Narrated by: Korey Jackson
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
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Del has had a crush on Kiera Westing since kindergarten. And now, during their junior year, she’s finally available. So when Kiera volunteers for an opportunity at their church, Del’s right behind her. Though he quickly realizes he’s inadvertently signed up for a Purity Pledge. His dad thinks his wires are crossed, and his best friend, Qwan, doesn’t believe any girl is worth the long game. But Del’s not about to lose his dream girl, and that’s where fellow pledger Jameer comes in.
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W BOOK
- By jesus cuello on 05-06-22
By: Lamar Giles
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Gravebooks
- By: J. A. White
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex thought he was done with witches. But when Natacha, the witch who held him captive for scary stories, appears again one night, Alex realizes he’s trapped in a nightmare—literally. She’s found a way to enter his dreams with a new, terrifying familiar named Simeon. And they once again want Alex to write. Transported to a story graveyard with best friend Yasmin, Alex will have to complete an original scary story each night.
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Even better than the original!
- By SoCalMomto4 on 10-12-23
By: J. A. White
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The Imperfects
- By: Amy Meyerson
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The Millers are far from perfect. Estranged siblings Beck, Ashley, and Jake find themselves under one roof for the first time in years, forced to confront old resentments and betrayals, when their mysterious, eccentric matriarch, Helen, passes away. But their lives are about to change when they find a secret inheritance hidden among her possessions - the Florentine Diamond, a 137-carat yellow gemstone that went missing from the Austrian Empire a century ago.
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Good read!
- By Linda Ottey on 07-20-21
By: Amy Meyerson
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In Search of Perfumes
- A Lifetime Journey to the Source of Nature’s Scents
- By: Dominique Roques
- Narrated by: Jean Brassard
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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In this intoxicating concoction of history, travelogue, and memoir, one of the perfume industry’s leading scouts of natural ingredients tells the story of the precious ingredients needed to make our favorite fragrances.
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Perfume Travel Around the World
- By L. Locker on 02-05-24
By: Dominique Roques
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- By: Joanna Wallace
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
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Solid Meh
- By Jennifer Marquis on 04-10-24
By: Joanna Wallace
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I Walk Between the Raindrops
- Stories
- By: T.C. Boyle
- Narrated by: T.C. Boyle, Cheryl Smith, Jason Culp, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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In the title story of Walk Between the Raindrops, a woman sits down next to a man at a bar and claims she has ESP. In “Thirteen Days,” passengers on a cruise line are quarantined, to horrifying and hilarious effect. And “Hyena” begins simply: “That was the day the hyena came for him, and never mind that there were no hyenas in the South of France, and especially not in Pont-Saint-Esprit—it was there and it came for him.”
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Unexpected short stories
- By Amazon Customer on 04-19-24
By: T.C. Boyle
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The Half of It
- A Novel
- By: Juliette Fay
- Narrated by: Jane Oppenheimer
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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When 58-year-old Helen Spencer reviews her life, what she sees are the mistakes. Over the years, things seemed to go sideways incrementally, one little wrong decision at a time. She can even pinpoint where it all started to go awry: a wonderous, romantic night in the woods her senior year of high school with a boy named Cal Crosby. A night she would soon work hard to forget. Forty years, one marriage, three children, and one grandbaby later, suddenly there he is—Cal Crosby!—right in front of her with grandchildren of his own in tow.
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Beautiful and Touching
- By Minna on 04-25-23
By: Juliette Fay
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- Jacqueline Mereday
- 01-15-24
Getting inside mind of protagonist.
Perspective on many levels of the protagonist was accomplished brilliantly. Walked several miles in her shoes.
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- Chica del mundo
- 09-11-23
Incisive, devastating, wickedly funny
Warning: Su-cidl ideation a main theme; lots more dark, challenging stuff too. Acerbic, unflinching, brilliant.
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