- Dark Humor (1,556)
- Satire (3,631)
Bestsellers
-
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
-
-
No
- By SB on 01-17-23
-
Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
-
-
Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
-
Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
-
-
Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
-
My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
-
-
I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
-
Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
-
-
Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
-
Friends in Napa
- A Novel
- By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six old friends descend on Napa Valley for a luxurious weekend of fine wine and good times…until old tensions simmer to the surface. So much can go wrong in this dark comedy by the author of The Goddess Effect....
-
-
Not the mystery I was looking for
- By Kelly Thompson on 04-08-24
By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, and others
-
Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
-
-
No
- By SB on 01-17-23
-
Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
-
-
Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
-
Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
-
-
Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
-
My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
-
-
I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
-
Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
-
-
Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
-
Friends in Napa
- A Novel
- By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six old friends descend on Napa Valley for a luxurious weekend of fine wine and good times…until old tensions simmer to the surface. So much can go wrong in this dark comedy by the author of The Goddess Effect....
-
-
Not the mystery I was looking for
- By Kelly Thompson on 04-08-24
By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, and others
-
Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
-
-
Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis on 06-29-19
By: Mona Awad
-
America Fantastica
- A Novel
- By: Tim O'Brien
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the tradition of Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain, America Fantastica delivers a biting, witty, and entertaining story about the causes and costs of outlandish fantasy, while also marking the triumphant return of an essential voice in American letters....
-
-
Welcome Back Mr. O’Brien
- By Pete on 12-25-23
By: Tim O'Brien
-
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
-
-
???
- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
-
You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- By: Joanna Wallace
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
You'd Look Better as a Ghost follows the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer....
-
-
Solid Meh
- By Jennifer Marquis on 04-10-24
By: Joanna Wallace
-
Post Office
- A Novel
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"It began as a mistake." By middle age, Henry Chinaski has lost more than 12 years of his life to the U.S. Postal Service.....
-
-
Not his best, but still Bukowski
- By ibillinsly@gmail on 02-05-18
By: Charles Bukowski
-
I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC. But there are rules....
By: Jason Pargin
-
The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
- A Novel
- By: Alexia Casale
- Narrated by: Ambreen Razia, Ayesha Antoine, Bea Holland, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A dark comedy about four women coming together to heal the damage their husbands have done–and hide their bodies once they’ve killed them....
-
-
The storyline!!!!
- By alwayslacy on 04-07-24
By: Alexia Casale
-
Supermarket
- By: Bobby Hall
- Narrated by: Bobby Hall
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Flynn is stuck - depressed, recently dumped, and living at his mom’s house. The supermarket was supposed to change all that. An ordinary job and a steady check. Work isn’t work when it’s saving you from yourself. But things aren’t quite as they seem in these aisles....
-
-
Too safe for someone like Bobby; disappointing
- By Jonathan on 03-28-19
By: Bobby Hall
-
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
-
-
Shape shifter!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-23-24
By: Jack Townsend
-
Heaven's My Destination
- A Novel
- By: Thornton Wilder
- Narrated by: Chris Andrew Ciulla
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet George Marvin Brush, one of Thornton Wilder's most memorable characters. Brush, a traveling textbook salesman, is a fervent religious convert who is determined to lead a good life....
By: Thornton Wilder
-
We All Want Impossible Things
- A Novel
- By: Catherine Newman
- Narrated by: Jane Oppenheimer
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For lovers of Meg Wolitzer, Maria Semple, and Jenny Offill comes this raucous, poignant celebration of life, love, and friendship at its imperfect and radiant best....
-
-
When your bff goes into hospice...
- By Barbara S on 11-15-22
By: Catherine Newman
-
Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
-
-
Terrible narration!
- By Diane P Pettey on 05-08-23
By: Dave Barry
-
Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
-
-
“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz, Nate DuFort, Nichole Goodnight, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
-
-
Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
By: Jack Townsend
-
Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Emily Tremaine
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gilda, a 20-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church....
-
-
Gilda & Eleanor Would be Friends
- By K Duffy on 07-14-21
By: Emily Austin
-
Sorrow and Bliss
- A Novel
- By: Meg Mason
- Narrated by: Emilia Fox
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Martha Friel just turned forty. Once, she worked at Vogue and planned to write a novel. Now, she creates internet content. She used to live in a pied-à-terre in Paris....
-
-
Very Disappointed -- 2.75 Stars
- By Sharlotte on 06-07-21
By: Meg Mason
-
Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants....
-
-
Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
By: Chuck Palahniuk
-
Women
- A Novel
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Low-life writer and unrepentant alcoholic Henry Chinaski was born to survive...
-
-
Don't start your Bukowski journey here
- By I Ate Your Pug For Lunch and It was Tasty on 03-19-14
By: Charles Bukowski
-
Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
-
-
True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
-
Interesting Facts About Space
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Enid is obsessed with space. She can tell you all about black holes and their ability to spaghettify you without batting an eye in fear. Her one major phobia? Bald men. But she tries to keep that one under wraps....
-
-
Interesting Facts About Enid
- By Maryanne T. on 03-21-24
By: Emily Austin
-
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
-
-
A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
-
Their Finest
- A Novel
- By: Lissa Evans
- Narrated by: Peter Wickham
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Young copywriter Catrin Cole is drafted into the Ministry of Information to help write women into propaganda films - something that the men aren't very good at....
-
-
Love the "dry" British humor.
- By Colleen Farrar on 04-11-17
By: Lissa Evans
-
Pronto
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The feds want Miami bookmaker Harry Arno to squeal on his wiseguy boss....
-
-
Great character, even better dialogue!
- By Ron on 11-15-11
By: Elmore Leonard
-
Memoirs and Misinformation
- A Novel
- By: Jim Carrey, Dana Vachon
- Narrated by: Jeff Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Jim Carrey. Sure, he's an insanely successful and beloved movie star drowning in wealth and privilege — but he's also lonely. Maybe past his prime. Maybe even...getting fat? He's tried diets, gurus, and cuddling with his military-grade Israeli guard dogs....
-
-
WHAT?!?
- By Question Everything on 07-17-20
By: Jim Carrey, and others
New and included in membership
-
Hit Job
- By: Eric Cunningham, Achilles Stamatelaky, Lauren Gurganous
- Narrated by: Keke Palmer, Pete Davidson, full cast
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hit Job follows Brynn Morris (Palmer), an aspiring artist desperate for a job to help her ailing grandmother.
-
-
Fun stuff!
- By Anonymous User on 04-23-21
New releases
-
The Concert Hall Killer
- By: Jonathan Whitelaw
- Narrated by: Sid Sagar
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The cast and crew of a popular TV crime drama are shooting in the Lake District – but behind the scenes, relationships are as tense as on-screen. The director’s reputation proceeds him, the two lead stars are feuding and rumours swirl. Meanwhile the locals are enjoying the filming. But when on-screen slaughter gets swapped for real-life murder at the concert hall where the TV drama is based, and the genuine police are as baffled as the TV detectives, it falls to the locals to search for the truth.
-
My Family is Crazy So I Change Their Names in My Stories
- By: Teresa Powers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This edition collects books one and two of the Shady Holler series, The Nine Lives of Frank Tipton and Shady Holler Holidays. The Nine Lives of Frank Tipton, is a black humor version of the Cinderella story set deep in the redneck south. Think My Name is Earl with a female lead and a lot of dead bodies. Think Raising Hope but with no baby or meemaw. Think True Blood, but without the vampires, hotties, or hunks. It’s complete with revenge, murder, mentally-challenged kids, and a love story. Audrey Peters is a hard working girl from a small backwater town in Virginia. Having never been ...
By: Teresa Powers
-
The Black Irish
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this fourth in the Too-Sweet Saga, our heroine, Too-Sweet, along with Speedy Gonzales, have fled London by train to Liverpool. They take a ferry to Belfast, in Northern Ireland, along with ten kilos of cocaine that Speedy had stashed in a storage locker back in Soho. Upon arriving they rent a nasty old, boarded up bar, built out on a wharf called The Black Irish. They get help from their IRA friends to get things going. Too-Sweet decides to build a big mud pit in the center of the bar and feature nude wrestling with four female mud honeys, who also serve drinks when not rolling around in...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Tijuana Taxi
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is the second book in the Too-Sweet Saga Series. Too-Sweet, after escaping from jail in San Francisco, has relocated to Tijuana, Mexico, where she buys a rundown bar, and turns it into a gay nightclub called Tweety Pies. She decides that a change is in order, and gets rid of her blonde wig, and replaces it with a red one--which Too-Sweet feels gives her a striking resemblance to Lucile Ball. Well, okay, maybe if Lucy had been up smoking crack for a week. Unbeknown to Too-Sweet, the serial killer, Lewis Beasom (aka Pee-Baby) has also relocated to Tijuana, and takes up where he left off ...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
The French Stranger
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: Charles Kahlenberg
- Length: 20 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in Depression-era Savannah, Georgia, THE FRENCH STRANGER tells the story of Fred Dumas—a woman's pleasure specialist—who unknowingly kills Bunny Meyers, and is being hunted by two hit men set on him by her husband, a wealthy man who is running for mayor. This culminates into a cascade of dizzying absurdities that touch on a wide range of topics including: quantum and time theory, reincarnation, parallel universes, nirvana, baseball, World War I, chicken boxing, voodoo, Chick-O-Sticks, Ragnarök, and it answers the age-old question: if man made the chicken, did the chicken also make man?
By: Jim Yoakum
-
English Rose
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this third in the Too-Sweet Saga, Too-Sweet after fleeing Tijuana, Mexico, heads to London where she establishes a new club she calls the Gay Paddy, which is an authentic Irish Leather Bar and Spank Emporium. Along the way you will meet a new cast of crazy characters, along with Speedy Gonzales who has shipped over ten kilos of cocaine hidden inside thousands of frozen burritos. If you enjoyed DIVAS and Tijuana Taxi, you will die laughing to English Rose. This is by far Griffith's best Too-Sweet Saga yet.
By: Ralph Griffith
-
The Concert Hall Killer
- By: Jonathan Whitelaw
- Narrated by: Sid Sagar
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The cast and crew of a popular TV crime drama are shooting in the Lake District – but behind the scenes, relationships are as tense as on-screen. The director’s reputation proceeds him, the two lead stars are feuding and rumours swirl. Meanwhile the locals are enjoying the filming. But when on-screen slaughter gets swapped for real-life murder at the concert hall where the TV drama is based, and the genuine police are as baffled as the TV detectives, it falls to the locals to search for the truth.
-
My Family is Crazy So I Change Their Names in My Stories
- By: Teresa Powers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This edition collects books one and two of the Shady Holler series, The Nine Lives of Frank Tipton and Shady Holler Holidays. The Nine Lives of Frank Tipton, is a black humor version of the Cinderella story set deep in the redneck south. Think My Name is Earl with a female lead and a lot of dead bodies. Think Raising Hope but with no baby or meemaw. Think True Blood, but without the vampires, hotties, or hunks. It’s complete with revenge, murder, mentally-challenged kids, and a love story. Audrey Peters is a hard working girl from a small backwater town in Virginia. Having never been ...
By: Teresa Powers
-
The Black Irish
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this fourth in the Too-Sweet Saga, our heroine, Too-Sweet, along with Speedy Gonzales, have fled London by train to Liverpool. They take a ferry to Belfast, in Northern Ireland, along with ten kilos of cocaine that Speedy had stashed in a storage locker back in Soho. Upon arriving they rent a nasty old, boarded up bar, built out on a wharf called The Black Irish. They get help from their IRA friends to get things going. Too-Sweet decides to build a big mud pit in the center of the bar and feature nude wrestling with four female mud honeys, who also serve drinks when not rolling around in...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Tijuana Taxi
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is the second book in the Too-Sweet Saga Series. Too-Sweet, after escaping from jail in San Francisco, has relocated to Tijuana, Mexico, where she buys a rundown bar, and turns it into a gay nightclub called Tweety Pies. She decides that a change is in order, and gets rid of her blonde wig, and replaces it with a red one--which Too-Sweet feels gives her a striking resemblance to Lucile Ball. Well, okay, maybe if Lucy had been up smoking crack for a week. Unbeknown to Too-Sweet, the serial killer, Lewis Beasom (aka Pee-Baby) has also relocated to Tijuana, and takes up where he left off ...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
The French Stranger
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: Charles Kahlenberg
- Length: 20 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in Depression-era Savannah, Georgia, THE FRENCH STRANGER tells the story of Fred Dumas—a woman's pleasure specialist—who unknowingly kills Bunny Meyers, and is being hunted by two hit men set on him by her husband, a wealthy man who is running for mayor. This culminates into a cascade of dizzying absurdities that touch on a wide range of topics including: quantum and time theory, reincarnation, parallel universes, nirvana, baseball, World War I, chicken boxing, voodoo, Chick-O-Sticks, Ragnarök, and it answers the age-old question: if man made the chicken, did the chicken also make man?
By: Jim Yoakum
-
English Rose
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this third in the Too-Sweet Saga, Too-Sweet after fleeing Tijuana, Mexico, heads to London where she establishes a new club she calls the Gay Paddy, which is an authentic Irish Leather Bar and Spank Emporium. Along the way you will meet a new cast of crazy characters, along with Speedy Gonzales who has shipped over ten kilos of cocaine hidden inside thousands of frozen burritos. If you enjoyed DIVAS and Tijuana Taxi, you will die laughing to English Rose. This is by far Griffith's best Too-Sweet Saga yet.
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Queensland
- A Too-Sweet Saga
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Too-Sweet after leaving Japan, discovers the perfect place for a southern girl. Queensland north of Cairns where she buys with her Japanese Yakuza partner, a crocodile farm, bar, jungle boat, and a twenty unit motel. Too-Sweet discovers that in Australia dwarf tossing at bars is considered great sport, and names her new bar The Naked Pygmy. Living on her property is a tribe of pygmies from Papua New Guinea who also happen to be cannibals. So although she doesn't have any dwarfs for tossing, her little pygmies will do and Too-Sweet is back in business. This is the 6th in the Too-Sweet Saga ...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
The Bunkers
- A Big Huna Novel
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This second in the Big Huna series takes up where Spam Sushi left off. The Bunkers consists of seven, ten-year-old boys who sell dried seaweed as pot to military and tourist in Waikiki. One day while Chewy was pulling Mellon Head on his skateboard while holding on to the back of Chewy's mountain bike, Mellon Head grabbed a purse from an Asian lady on Kohio and away they went. A couple of blocks away they open the purse and find a kilo of Ice inside. The little boys are delighted and share the captured booty with the whole gang. But being only ten years old they have a problem--how to sell ...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Spam Sushi
- A Big Huna Novel
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After about 15 minutes, Weasel looked up to see two Honolulu Detectives enter the club. He sighed upon seeing them because he knew them well. Duki Boy and Big Sam, who in Weasel’s opinion were the biggest assholes on the Honolulu P.D. The two detectives spoke with a uniformed officer who pointed at the Weasel. Big Sam was Samoan and weighed about 270 pounds. Duki boy was smaller and only weighed 200 pounds. Both detectives stared at the Weasel and their faces lit up with delight. They began approaching Weasel’s booth while ogling the dancers who were sitting here and there. Weasel was ...
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Honolulu Lulu
- A Big Huna Novel
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The third in the Big Huna Series is the wildest yet. With a cast of characters right out of Oliver Twist. The little bunkers, a gang of ten year old boys, rob a bank wearing black rubber pygmy masks. Now that they have over ten thousand dollars, they want to go to Disneyland but have a problem. How to get on a plane with no ID. They enlist the aid of the Weasel to buy the tickets and accompany them as their uncle and rent their hotel rooms. Meanwhile back in Waikiki there is a serial killer loose and giving Big Huna and Pokey the blues. Outrageously funny! Scott Bayer, Indie Film Reporter
By: Ralph Griffith
-
Kill the Rich
- By: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Narrated by: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The year is 2038, America’s new President won with a simple, snappy campaign slogan: Kill the Rich. Now in office, his administration kicks off with a televised public hanging of Kim Kardashian, whose lip kits have poisoned a working-class city.
By: Jack Allison, and others
-
The Band
- A Novel
- By: Christine Ma-Kellams
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sang Duri is the eldest member and “visual” of a Korean boy band at the apex of global superstardom. But when his latest solo single accidentally leads to controversy, he’s abruptly cancelled. To spare the band from fallout with obsessive fans and overbearing management, Duri disappears from the public eye by hiding out in the McMansion of a Chinese American woman he meets in a Los Angeles H-Mart. But his rescuer is both unhappily married with children and a psychologist with a savior complex, a combination that makes their potential union both seductive and incredibly problematic.
-
Second Best
- By: David Foenkinos, Megan Jones - Translated by
- Narrated by: Joe Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A magical imagining of the fate of a fictional boy whose life is shaped forever when he loses out on the role of Harry Potter.
By: David Foenkinos, and others
-
ADDICT'S WAY
- By: Stephen Liosi
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From Passing the Bar to Living in his Car ... Lawyer and former law professor Peter Panelli suddenly finds himself homeless, eventually living in a crack house. And he doesn't even smoke crack. And an accidental trip to church landed him in the crack house. (Yes, really; I'm not lying to you.) Can it get any more surreal, or worse? “This story is as mad as a box of frogs.” – Unknown Human Being (aka Anonymous) Written in a humorous, reflective voice, highlighting Panelli’s bewilderment and self-searching, ADDICT’S WAY chronicles a year in the life of Peter Panelli, a 60-year-old ...
-
-
Trumptard
- By JAYDOGG on 04-21-24
By: Stephen Liosi
-
Lost Love: My First Boyfriend 1
- Nadia's Story
- By: Rachel Moulden
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Shy, reserved Nadia did not expect to meet a cute boy in her Summer art class, but Aiden just seems to be everywhere she goes. Is fate trying to tell her something? Could Aiden (and his cute dimples) finally be Nadia's first boyfriend?
By: Rachel Moulden
-
I Never Saw My Dog Again 2
- Lady's Story
- By: Dominique Cherie
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since the day I was born, my dog Lady has never left my side. For twelve years, Lady has been the most faithful, most kind, and most loving best friend a girl could have. I don't know what the future will bring us here in Ma and Pa's farm, but the one thing I do know is that Lady and I will always be together.
By: Dominique Cherie
-
I Never Saw My Dog Again 1
- Bud's Story
- By: Dominique Cherie
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bud is the happiest dog in the world. His Boy, JR, is about to turn thirteen, and a whole summer of adventure and fun awaits them! That is, until an unexpected discovery hidden deep in a mysterious island threatens to change their lives forever. But Bud is sure of one thing: JR is his best friend and nothing will ever tear them apart.
By: Dominique Cherie
-
The Kitchen
- By: Simone Buchholz
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When neatly packed male body parts wash up by the River Elbe, Hamburg State Prosecutor Chastity Riley and her colleagues begin a perplexing investigation. As the murdered men are identified, it becomes clear that they all had a history of abuse towards women, leading Riley to wonder if it would actually be in society's best interests to catch the killers. But when her best friend Carla is attacked, and the police show little interest in tracking down the offender, Chastity takes matters into her own hands.
By: Simone Buchholz