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Gil's All Fright Diner Audiobook

Gil's All Fright Diner

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Publisher's Summary

Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer....

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.

Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe - just maybe - the End of the World, too.

Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone - before ripping it out of its socket!

©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2009 Macmillan Audio

What the Critics Say

"Fans of Douglas Adams and Joe R. Lansdale...will happily sink their teeth into this combo platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy." (Publishers Weekly)

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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 05-27-12
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 05-27-12 Member Since 2017

    My favorite genres are absurdist humor, Sci-fi & modern fantasy, but, as you can see, I'll read just about anything. Don't mind the typos.

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    "I loved it!"

    I loved it! I've listened to it at least 3 times since i bought it. Sci-fi/Comedy at it's best! Martinez is good at what he does. Earl and Duke are a ridiculous vamp/werewolf team. A ghost for a girlfriend and a raunchy teenaged witch for a villain. What's not to love?

    22 of 23 people found this review helpful
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    Ryan CA, United States 09-04-12
    Ryan CA, United States 09-04-12 Member Since 2017
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    "Occult humor story - works great"

    I've summed up A. Lee Martinez by comparing him to the following canon authors in two other reviews...

    If you like Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Robert Asprin, Christopher Moore or Terry Pratchett, then this is a mug of ale or glass of wine from the same brewery my friend. Some good ol' light-hearted fun.

    This book is his cover of the horror / macabre genre set in the southwest United States. Somehow, he makes it work. Incredibly readable - or listenable.

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Tricia - Audible NJ, United States 04-13-12
    Tricia - Audible NJ, United States 04-13-12 Member Since 2010

    Audible Editor constantly in search of my next great listen.

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    "Southern Fried Zombies, Werewolves and Vampires!"

    This fun-filled, action packed, fantastical story is pure entertainment. The two main characters, Duke and Earl, are down-home boys who happen to also be a werewolf and a vampire. They complain about being stuck with each other, but it’s clear that they truly are best friends. Despite their seemingly simple and small minded attitudes, they are actually two good guys you just know will do the right thing. Duke and Earl would never allow Loretta’s diner to be taken over by zombies, leading to the end of the world itself. But are their efforts enough to battle the occult powers fighting against them? You’ll have to listen to find out.

    I love the Southern twang used for this book. It is a huge part of what makes it so entertaining, and perfect as an audiobook. The narrator captures the personality of every character, and manages to keep it all funny, without it ever becoming just a caricature of the various Southern stereotypes the listener encounters. He keeps to the story, and adds to the fun of listening.

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Donk murfreesboro tn 12-27-13
    Donk murfreesboro tn 12-27-13 Member Since 2006

    "I'll be a story in your head, but that's OK. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? The Doctor

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    "I want more of Earl and Duke!"

    One of the best decisions I have made in my “reading” life is when I started following another member in the listener page section. She never steers me wrong!

    This book was no exception. Gil’s All Fright Diner was short but packed full of so much fun it was hard to get out of the car. Don’t let the name scare you off. I wouldn’t put this is the horror section; more of the comedy (see zombie cows). The “scary” characters are not the stereotypical vampires and such. The little world that Martinez paints, where Vampires, Werewolves, Ghost and Ghouls are just hanging out with the rest of us, is so intriguing that my only regret is that this is not a series. I would love to follow Earl and Duke around for a few more stories. I like the new supernatural rules the author puts in the stories, like ghost not being able to leave the cemetery, and ghouls. I would like more of this world.

    The narrator brings the story alive with his character voices. I look forward to finding more of his narrations.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Mark nyack, NY, United States 10-16-12
    Mark nyack, NY, United States 10-16-12 Member Since 2012
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    "In my TOP TEN Books EVER!"

    Funny, riveting, great reader, Wonderful monster story! I will listen to this one over and over again.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Kathy 02-01-10
    Kathy 02-01-10 Member Since 2015
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    "Great story, better read it"

    While I enjoyed listening to the audiobook, the narrator was trying way too hard, and the hysterical subtleties of the characters were often reduced to hayseed slapstick. A pity, because Martinez created some great characters here, Duke and Earl, the zombie cows, Mistress Lillith the teenage hellraiser . . . Do yourself a favor and read the novel before you listen to the audio version.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Eric Kimball 06-03-16
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    "Silly fun with likable mosters"
    What made the experience of listening to Gil's All Fright Diner the most enjoyable?

    The main character Earl and Duke, a redneck vampire and a trucker


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    It's a tough choice but I would go with Duke


    What about Fred Berman’s performance did you like?

    Definitely captures the voice of the main characters.


    Any additional comments?

    This book will not change your life or open up new vistas of understand to you but it is a lot of fun. There is a bit of a buffy/supernatural flare to this that has monsters with a very human personalities. They bicker, joke, just hang out and wandering through a weird town with a very weird diner. I could best describe this book as that filler episode on an action adventure TV show that turn out much better that it had any right to be because the writer was given free reign to just have fun. If you are looking for a light read this you can do a lot worse than this book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Shad Youngblood 04-22-16 Listener Since 2010
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    "A new take on the supernatural"
    If you could sum up Gil's All Fright Diner in three words, what would they be?

    Fun, exciting and different


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Gil's All Fright Diner?

    The first meeting of Earl and Duke was great!


    Any additional comments?

    I've read a lot of vampire and werewolf novels, this one was very different than the norm. It had a great sense of humor and managed to show different takes on standard tropes.
    If Anne Rice writes about white collar vampires and Charlene Harris writes about blue collar ones, then A. Lee Martinez is writing about redneck ones. It sounds odd, but it works.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Margaret A. Lopez & Jennie C Lopez 01-24-15 Member Since 2014
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    "a vampire and a werewolf walk into a diner"

    love it this is the second book I got from A.Lee Martinez and I liked it too. it's funny paranormal story about 2 buds, would love to see it as a tv series or movie.

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    Judith R Schneider 11-05-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Very funny!"

    Zombies, werewolves, vampires, and a lonely ghost in the deep South. What's not to love?

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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