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WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

©2012 Molly Harper (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Another Great Jane Jameson book

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

This is a light and entertaining paranormal read.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

The characterizations are all vibrant and funny.

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Jane Jameson is such a delight. Her quirky point of view really colors the narrative.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

I Love Lucy meets the Addams Family!

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MORE MORE MORE

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

I feel it ranks right up there with....well....I think it is in the lead by a long shot!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane, of course! She is the person I would love to be if I were changed!!!

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I think she makes the story come together. I love listening to the books that she performs in..

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No, I wanted to make it last so I listened to it while on my way to and from work. I did tell my husband that we need to move so that it takes longer for me to get to and from work...

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  • Katla
  • Oregon, USA
  • 04-14-12

Save a Life--Bite your Neighbor

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you???ve listened to so far?

Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors is an entertaining read, and thoroughly enjoyable. It is a must listen for Jane Jameson fans.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane is my favorite character because she always struggles to do the right thing, even when it isn't easy to see right from wrong. She's tough and endures. I like her friends and family, too, except for Grandma Ruthie. Alive or not, the woman is poison.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

Amanda Ronconi gives Jane a believable voice, and personality. She is an entertaining reader, and a pleasure to hear.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I loved this book and performance, but prefer to savor my audio books in pieces. It gives me something to look forward to, and something to entertain me while I riding in a car. I began listening to audiobooks while commuting, and still enjoy them while traveling. I also enjoy listening while knitting, crocheting, or walking the dog. I like to be doing something while I listen.

Any additional comments?

I recommend this book to all who enjoy family humor and love stories.

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  • Annette
  • Scheyern, Germany
  • 04-12-12

Witty and charming

What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

The things that always happens to Jane...the comicalness of the situation. The humor, the verbal exchange, everything...I often have to laugh out loud.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

The marriage proposal from Gabriel and their both declaration of love to each other.

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Jane, Gabriel and especially Dick.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Sure

Any additional comments?

The fourth book was much funnier than the third book. The story went on and I'm looking forward to read the fifth book? Or hear the fifth audiobook (this would be nice)...so please don't stop.

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"Nice Girls Don't" let down their readers.

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The

What did you like best about this story?

Jane Jamison now becomes the Sire and finds out what it is like to deal with a new, adolescent vampire. The teen she

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

I'm not sure I would pick up the little wisps of the author's humor if I read the book myself. Amanda Ronconi is excellent. She bring life to all the characters as if she grew up with the author and knows exactly what she would want the people to sound like, act like, and think. I just can't say enough about the performance - I wouldn't want anyone else reading lines like,

Any additional comments?

Absolutely loved this series and bought

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  • Christine
  • Upland, CA, United States
  • 04-09-12

Doesn't disappoint.

Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors to be better than the print version?

I have not read the print story, but the audio was as awesome as her previous books.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

I loved the scene after they became

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

I love everything about Jane, then next it has to be Dick Chaney.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laugh of course and then joy at them finally marring.

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  • Heather
  • Parker, CO, United States
  • 04-09-12

Loved it!!!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Love the reader's ability to translate the snarky/sarcastic voice so well!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane is awesome! She's a timex (takes a lickin & keeps on ticking)! Dick is an awesome character too! Poor Gabriel has some real competition to stand out among the quircky cast.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She is the voice of Jane or rather Molly Harper to me now...

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors - no matter how much they deserve it!

Any additional comments?

Wish it was longer. Ending could have been stronger but was still good. Waiting for the next one!

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Loved it!!!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you???ve listened to so far?

Love the reader's ability to translate the snarky/sarcastic voice so well!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane is awesome! She's a timex (takes a lickin & keeps on ticking)! Dick is an awesome character too! Poor Gabriel has some real competition to stand out among the quircky cast.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

She is the voice of Jane or rather Molly Harper to me now...

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors - no matter how much they deserve it!

Any additional comments?

Wish it was longer. Ending could have been stronger but was still good. Waiting for the next one!

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  • Sally
  • PARADISE, CA, United States
  • 04-09-12

Love Molly Harper

What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors the most enjoyable?

I enjoy M.Harper's sense of humor, all her books are enjoyable reads

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

All of the books I have listened to from A.Ronconi have been done very well

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Very Entertaining

Another fun and entertaining book by Molly Harper. I don't know what's better, Harper's writing or Ranconi's narration. I do know that together they are a winning combination. I can't wait for the next one.