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Florida Roadkill Audiobook

Florida Roadkill

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Publisher's Summary

Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida - where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!

©1999 Tim Dorsey (P)2011 Recorded Books, LLC

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    Micaela 11-22-16
    Micaela 11-22-16
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    "Book is great, the narrator sucked"

    the narrator was extremely dry and boring. Nothing like the story. I have read all of Tim Dorsey's books, the narrator made this so hard to listen to. it took me four months to get through the whole thing. I read the entire Harry Potter series and Twilight series 5 times before I could finish this book. it was depressing. the narrator not the book.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Paul A. Baldassarre Orange, CA 01-31-14
    Paul A. Baldassarre Orange, CA 01-31-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Almost couldn't finish it because of the reader"
    Would you try another book from Tim Dorsey and/or George Wilson?

    Yes, but not if it was read by George Wilson, which means I won't listen to books 2-8


    Would you be willing to try another one of George Wilson’s performances?

    No


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Yes, the story is what kept me involved


    Any additional comments?

    I'm glad that Wilson was replaced with Wyman starting with book 9 of the series but haven't listened to any more than a couple of samples so I can't comment on them other than to say that the samples sound like he understands Dorcey's characters better and doesn't put commas where they, shouldn't, be.

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    robert mosley Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania 09-14-17
    robert mosley Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania 09-14-17 Member Since 2015
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    "crazy "

    what a crazy... unpredictable book this was. this book series should be made into a TV series!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Anonymous 07-25-17
    07-25-17
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    "I.F.N."

    Tim Dorsey is so descriptive I love his work. one of the best authors ever.

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    Anonymous 05-28-17
    05-28-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Love the book, not a fan of the reader"

    I started reading this book and then finished on audible. I really enjoyed the book, especially being from Florida. I knew a lot of the places talked about and have actually been to several of them so it made the imagery all that much better.
    However I really didn't care for the narrator. His voice did not match the fun and wild story line and his voices for the different characters were honestly quite terrible.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Cari Rickman 03-21-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Serial Killers, Drug Dealers and the World Series"
    Would you listen to Florida Roadkill again? Why?

    I have listened to it at least 3 times and read it at least 4.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The crazy way the author tied all of the storylines together.


    What about George Wilson’s performance did you like?

    Very engaging and entertaining.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Serial Killers, Drug Dealers and The World Series!!!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Dorothy on Kansas 11-16-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Humm"

    I guess I no longer find stupid, rude, druggies and alcoholics, who are from Florida, to be funny. I'm sure it's more about me than the book. My 40 something nephew loved it. Also it was too much like Carl Hiaasen, but I like Hiaasen better. I'm sure I'm not first person to make comparison.

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    M. S. Hughes CA 08-25-16
    M. S. Hughes CA 08-25-16
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    "great book. can't wait to read the next one."

    you can't help yourself from listening just a little more and rooting for the main character.

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    adam 07-31-16
    adam 07-31-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Serge is insanity"

    Tim Dorsey delivers one crazy drug fueled romp through Florida. this story was insane, whitty, sharp, and morbidly creative. with wit that rivels the late great Douglas Adams Florida Roadkill tells the tale of Serge Storms the human embodiment of insanity it's self. Serge and a bizarre cast of charictors each with thier own story all up intertwined together in a mis-adventure that swindles an insurance company and causes a chain reaction of death and murder. the last man standed claims the prize. the story was humorous but slightly disjointed which sometimes caused my mind to wonder and i would have to rewind because i missed key story points. i did enjoy that the reader sounded like Walter Cronkite so the whole adventure sounded like a news report which sort of added to this crime comedy.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Frank 03-08-16
    Frank 03-08-16
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    "Tabloid!!!!!!"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Anyone who enjoys those tabloids with articles about everything. Like would you believe!


    What was most disappointing about Tim Dorsey’s story?

    It was just about violence in Fla. and after 4 chapters there was no story line.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Duh.


    Any additional comments?

    Should have been published as a Fla. tabloid.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • Peter Evans
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    "Not for the squeemish"

    Good fun I hope these guys do not go to Disney land.
    So wild I bet there are people like this in Florida.
    The reader is very good and his voices bring a good story to life

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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