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Oh, it's such a cliche - Italian chef seduces a pupil at his top-class cooking school, reducing her to a quivering jelly and releasing her inner sexual goddess. Just show me how to boil spaghetti, why don't ya? You would think that by the age of 32, I'd be able to do even just that in the kitchen. But to my eternal shame, the only thing I can do is open takeaway cartons.
So I signed up for a cooking class, and there was this Italian guy, and he was talking about quivering and goddesses and things like that.... I wonder how you boil spaghetti?