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Her boyfriend's attempted murder leaves Megan floundering in the ocean. Sinking without hope, the bright light she sees in the night sky isn't her doorway to heaven, but rather the beginning of her accidental abduction by a space pirate. While thankful of his rescue, Megan stays true to form and just can't keep her mouth shut, even when he keeps threatening to kill her - or auction her off to the highest bidder. Even odder, despite her decision to not get involved with her wickedly hot captor, she can't help craving his touch.

Tren retired from his job as a mercenary so he could enjoy life, but he never counted on the boredom of normalcy. The acquisition of rare items has somewhat filled the void, but his accidental abduction of an outspoken Earthling, who doesn't know when to shut up, turns his life upside. Her fiery spirit draws him while at the same time drives him insane. Struggling with his urges, he must decide - throttle her barbarian neck or ravish her delectably lush body?

Despite what his heart tries to tell him, he's determined to sell her to the highest bidder even as he seduces her body. However, despite his best intentions, he discovers he can't let her go. And when a foe from his past thinks to steal her, he'll do anything to get her back.

©2011 Eve Langlais (P)2016 ListenUp Production, LLC

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Funny and Totaly Worth it!

This one's worth it! I bought this story because it's fairly short, and didn't cost much, but I honestly did not expect it to be that good. Boy, I was wrong! I loved it, and had to give it five stars!

Megan has bad taste in men, even worse, she's having a really bad night! Her current ex-boyfriend leaves her for dead, stranded, and floating in the middle of the ocean. Knowing she will not make it to see the sunrise, she starts to think she has died when all of a sudden she see's a light; however, she starts to float up towards a spaceship along with a bunch of fish from the sea. This light guides them towards what looks like a sealed aquarium, and she knows if she's dumped inside, she will drown for sure. She sluggishly pulls herself out of the lights gravitation pull, just to fall and break her leg. While laying there on the verge of passing out, she looks up to see an alien and croaks "Holy s***. You're like Han Solo on crack" and passes out. Yep, she's having a bad night.

Tren can't believe he accidently abducted an Earthling. "Ah, Fruckxn' crap." What's he suppose to do with it? Should he "off" the Earthling or keep it? Once he determines the Earthlings a she, he decides he'll sale her the first chance he get's, even if there is not a much of a market for Earthlings due to their temperament. They tend to cry, get hysterical, and have issues with being sold.

Megan knows Tren's plans to sell her, but she doesn't hold back and pushes all his buttons. She's sarcastic, annoying, and challenges him every chance she gets. Even though he set on selling her, they can't deny their growing attractions to each other, and decide to take advantage and give into their desires for each other or at least until she is sold. The sex between them is hot, really hot, and they are quickly growing addicted to each other. As they pass each destination, he decides to keep her a little while longer.

Watching their banter, attractions, and relationship grow was sexy and funny. Well worth my time and credit. I definitely recommend this Sci-Fi romance.

The dual narration was a treat, and I really enjoyed both J.F. Harding and Holly Chandler's performance! They brought the story and characters to life.






6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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Very Funny

This is the first book i have read by Eve Langlais. I loved it. It was funny. I look forward to reading more in this series and trying some of her other books. This book was about an alien who came to earth get specimens from the ocean and wound up with an unexpected specimen. Tren has already left Earth when he discovers Megan. He contemplates killing her or selling her at an auction. He tries to intimidate her but it does it work. She is always getting into trouble and talking. He is not used to having people stand up to him. He is always telling her he is going to sell her to an auction. There is sexually tension between the two. Finn does not want to admit he is likes having her around. After going through adventures together they finally begin to care about each other. Will this be enough?

Both narrators were great. They brought the characters.

I love this book. My only regret is that it was not long enough. I wanted more. Can;t wait till the next book.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Hot and funny

It was funny and hot! What more can you ask for?
Megan is a hot tempered female that says the first thing that comes to her mind. It gets her in trouble both good and bad.
If you want a hot and funny sci fi read this is it!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Unexpected dual narration made this SFR story soar

When I saw the Audible upgrade on my Kindle for Samsung mobile app, I was surprised to be treated not one, but two narrators!

With Audible, Eve's book came to life, adding an extra dimension to this humourous, sexy scifi romance. Kudos to the choice of narrators. Please, now that you've spoiled your readers, surely book 2 (Jaro's story) will also have an Audible upgrade soon?

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Cute snarky female (anglo) catch by purple alien.

Strong female that finds herself in the middle of the ocean from her lover attempt to killer her & take all her money. Large purple alien male accidently fishes her out & wants to sell her to off planets but, falls for her. Conflit & problems occur and "love/lust" conquers all. Cute story with good one liners. Worth a credi or money. YES..

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Great Audio Book

Great Audio book!!! Futuristic space alien adventure full of hot steamy sex and a great plot.

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Not for me.

Would you try another book from Eve Langlais and/or J. F. Harding and Holly Chandler ?

No

What was most disappointing about Eve Langlais’s story?

The lack of story and the lack of true character development is disappointing. I think what I found the most concerning is that the main character has extremely negative opinions about other women consistently. Every female, that comes into the story is described negatively other than her. Megan (the main character), constantly shames women who have the opposite body type then her for no rhyme or reason. The book ends without these flaws being explored. <br/>I understand it’s a romance, but the good ones have meaningful character development. <br/>The leading man is literally a cut out of every other overly aggressive, play-boy male character types ... but subtract the wit. I don't even feel like he was a full person. Maybe this is why the sex scenes just always felt dull to me. I mean he is an Alien! It could have been so sensual and new. But the main character seems like a slam piece. . . and not in a hot way to me. More like a cheap, used way. Not what I am personally into.<br/><br/>Side note: I find it interesting that Megan who spends a lot of time shaming skinny women and fit women ends up with a man who she is obsessive about explaining how physically fit he is. If he were a woman it’s likely Megan would hate him on site because of his body. <br/><br/>Again this bias is never explored. For a moment I hoped and thought this bias would be talked about and fleshed out. I thought wow what cool character development this will be! I can’t wait to see how this progresses! But it never happens. <br/><br/>

Which character – as performed by J. F. Harding and Holly Chandler – was your favorite?

Megan's voice actor I enjoyed the most, but they were both good!

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Accidental Abduction?

I don't feel I can answer this constructively.

Any additional comments?

Don't get this.

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I love dual narration.

If you could sum up Accidental Abduction in three words, what would they be?

Sassy, Funny, and Sexy

Who was your favorite character and why?

Megan - Love her attitude and how she stayed her self no matter the situation

What does J. F. Harding and Holly Chandler bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The dual voices are great. Having a man do a man and a woman do a woman lends to the authenticity to it. I really dislike when a man does his interpretation of women in a whinny voice.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed out load in some parts.

Any additional comments?

I definitely will listen to more books in the series.

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Great Series

I loved this series! I wish all the books in this series was on audible. I am listening to this book for the second time. I have to laugh at the sassy female in this book with the big mouth.

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More please

I enjoyed the story and the feisty heroine. Only complaint I have is that I wish it was longer!

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  • 12-04-17

Enjoyed

Was a faced paced, entertaining book. Good narration. Characters were likable and looking forward to reading/listening to the the next book about wren's brother, the scourge.

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  • 07-09-17

poor

Not to my taste at all. Feels like the right boxes have been ticked beginning middle and end. Lots of sex scenes and innuendo that will do. Never mind if the quality is bad the author's name on the book will sell this one.

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  • 11-18-17

***Oh my purple hottie***

i have read this book so long ago and i am glad i upgraded to its audio format. i can't get enough of this purple alien mercenaries and our curvy feisty earthlings. its a face paced story and funny to boot. The narrative is excellent for both Holly Chandler and JF Harding tnk u.