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The New New Rules Audiobook

The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

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Publisher's Summary

From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.

A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.

©2011 Bill Maher (P)2011 Penguin

What the Critics Say

"Of all the comic commentators, Maher is the gutsiest, boldest, and least inhibited." (The Washington Post)

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    CathyGrace 01-30-12
    CathyGrace 01-30-12

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    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    It's fun to get a huge helping of Bill Maher all at one time.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Very funny but also makes some excellent points.


    Have you listened to any of Bill Maher’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This is first Bill Maher book I've listened to. I may not go back to older books but will definitley listen to next one that comes out.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Not really a movie book.


    Any additional comments?

    Get the book.

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    L. Norton The Woodlands TX 01-10-12
    L. Norton The Woodlands TX 01-10-12 Member Since 2016

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    What disappointed you about The New New Rules?

    I think this was the audio clip taken from his shows. Jokes live or bomb on delivery and mistakes weren't fixed; that's too bad.


    Has The New New Rules turned you off from other books in this genre?

    I enjoy a comedy every now and then but won't go to Bill Maher's New Rules for my next one.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Bill Maher?

    Anyone, I've got a nice collection of audible books and of them all Maher was the worst narrator. I even have Rumy's book - Known and Unknown lol


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from The New New Rules?

    The joke about George Will.... of all the conservative columnists to make fun of, George has to be one the brightest with the most cogent arguments; so many others are more worthy of a joke.


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    avdefsa MYRTLE BEACH, SC, United States 12-28-11
    avdefsa MYRTLE BEACH, SC, United States 12-28-11 Listener Since 2006
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    "Bill Maher, you're a tired old man"
    Would you try another book from Bill Maher and/or Bill Maher?

    I watch the show, so yes. Having watched the last few years of the show, there's not a lot new here. IMHO, I enjoy the show, but when you hear the new rules back to back, you start to pick up on the them pretty quickly. Maher is a relentlessly negative, cranky old man. This book is supposed to be comedy, but it's really just a marathon b*tch and moan about everything under the sun. The


    Any additional comments?

    Refund, please?

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Charlie Murfreesboro, TN, United States 12-27-11
    Charlie Murfreesboro, TN, United States 12-27-11 Listener Since 2009

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    "I Love Bill Maher, but..."
    Would you try another book from Bill Maher and/or Bill Maher?

    I Love Bill Maher, but the audiobook just didnt work for me. I think it is just out of context or maybe because I have heard many of these before, but I only listened to half of it. Maher is brilliant, I anticipate his show each week it is on and hang on every word and wonder why I never thought of it that way, but I just didnt enjoy listening.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Bill Maher?

    Yes


    Was The New New Rules worth the listening time?

    Maybe if you havent heard most of these on the show...


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    Brad 12-26-11
    Brad 12-26-11
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    "better on tv"

    should have known what to expect with the whole 'new rules' thing; but wanted a little more from a true comic thinker.

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    Dave Cook Sonoma, CA 12-26-11
    Dave Cook Sonoma, CA 12-26-11 Member Since 2016

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    What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

    It was fun to be reminded again of his New Rules.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Bill Maher's New Rule can be the best part of his show. Maher has a comic timing and phrasing that I like.


    Have you listened to any of Bill Maher’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, about the same.


    Any additional comments?

    The New Rules are really old New Rules from his show. It would have been better if there had been some new New Rules. But maybe, I have my head up my....

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    Patguir 12-26-11
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    "Entertaining and clever"
    What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

    The way he views people and current events, it's very insightful and critical but funny.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The New New Rules?

    Can't say, too much content to pick one single thing.


    What about Bill Maher???s performance did you like?

    The way he expresses his ideas.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh, of course.


    Any additional comments?

    Yes, he shoud make more audio version of his shows available for those of us who do not have access to his TV appearances.

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    Thomas Batavia, NY, United States 12-21-11
    Thomas Batavia, NY, United States 12-21-11 Member Since 2008
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    "Bill Maher's New Rules Top Notch Comedy"
    What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

    I like Bill Maher and his no holds barred comedy style.


    What did you like best about this story?

    When you watch Bill's Real Time show on HBO or listen to the podcast the 'New Rules


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The New Rules poking fun at politicians are usually the funniest.


    What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?

    Nothing or no one is safe from Bill Maher's humor, especially if you are famous, do something stupid, or better yet, both.


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Gib 12-19-11
    Gib 12-19-11 Member Since 2008
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    "Pretty Good"

    While I did enjoy this selection of new rules, it was a bit odd having all of these little disjointed segments strung together into a "book". Bill is always good for a laugh and even a bit of intellect, but this one may best be enjoyed by those who really love Bill Maher.

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    Hawkeye 12-04-11
    Hawkeye 12-04-11

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    What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

    You can be either party and you just have set side any differences to laugh at his introspection and honesty. I'd love to meet this guy one day for coffee. Even if you don't see eye to eye on political grounds, this is made me have to repeatedly stop during my jogging because I was laughing so hard. Nice job, Bill. (I had to ding you one star on story because I'm not a Democrat.)


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Bill Maher.


    What does Bill Maher bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Loved his delivery and genuineness.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Reality: It's hurts. Don't it?


    Any additional comments?

    Nope.

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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