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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Shocking but Utterly True Facts

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

By: Cracked.com
Narrated by: Johnny Heller
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You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this audiobook? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.

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"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know." (Sarah Silverman)

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Where does You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It is right up there. Kept my interest and was entertaining

What did you like best about this story?

Learning fascinating facts about things you thought were true only to learn history is not always the way it seems.

Which scene was your favorite?

Nothing sticks out, enjoyed everything

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yes it made me laugh

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A fun book about history figures and events that are totally different from what I have heard or read. Just goes to show not everything is the way history books would have you believe.

Don't let the title fool you

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worth multiple listens.
funny as well as educational. a definite recommendation to all who enjoy off the wall trivia.

entertaining!

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While mostly just a collection of already printed Cracked.com articles, it's wonderfully hilarious to listen to while on a drive. At first, I wasn't thrilled with the narrator, but he grew on me and the more I listened, the more I realized he was perfect for the position.

Hilarious

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I love this type of book but there are so few. I found this book to be interesting and I never lost interest in other words I found all of the chapters interesting.

One of the best books I have ever read.

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Very funny great book idea i do not have anything else to write why 14 words

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