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I Hate Everyone, Except You Audiobook

I Hate Everyone, Except You

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Publisher's Summary

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

©2017 Clinton Kelly (P)2017 Tantor

What the Critics Say

"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)

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    Doris 04-29-17
    Doris 04-29-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Filthy language overshadowed stories"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Stories might have been okay if the language hadn't been so bad. Very disappointing.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Clinton Kelly’s performances?

    NO!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disgusted


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Juan Carrillo 03-17-17
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    "It's ok"
    Would you try another book from Clinton Kelly and/or Clinton Kelly?

    Not sure if I would, I like Mr Kelly and love him on the Chew however I wanted to learn more than this book was able to show me. Also I do not need to know about Mr Kelly's penis the way that was exsplored in the book


    If you’ve listened to books by Clinton Kelly before, how does this one compare?

    1st book I've listen to by him


    What aspect of Clinton Kelly’s performance would you have changed?

    Better story his performance was fine


    Did I Hate Everyone, Except You inspire you to do anything?

    Nope


    Any additional comments?

    Next book lets get some more information some more story's not just filler

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    vacaloca 02-13-17
    vacaloca 02-13-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Made me laugh but"

    Enjoyed the book. However would have liked it more without the F bombs. Language makes or breaks a book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Mary 01-29-17
    Mary 01-29-17
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    "Ugh!!"

    Nothing interesting, boring and obnoxious.
    It's a diary with stories that no one would care about. His reading puts me to sleep.

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    Lisa M Arroyo 11-05-17
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    "love it!"

    I loved it! had me giggling the whole time and made every drive more enjoyable.

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    Jon Traverse City, MI, United States 10-27-17
    Jon Traverse City, MI, United States 10-27-17 Member Since 2010
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    "Too funny!!"

    Crazy and fun! Clinton does a great job and you feel like your sitting with him just listening. S

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Nichole 09-09-17
    Nichole 09-09-17 Member Since 2017
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    "So funny and entertaining"

    I laughed out loud so many times listening to this book. What Not to Wear didn't do him justice. Funny and clever I didn't want to stop listening.

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    Kindle Customer 08-07-17
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    "It was great!"

    This book was funny, touching, and just all around entertaining. Thanks for sharing your world with us, Clinton.

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    Mary Ann McCabe 07-31-17
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    "I Hate Everyone , Except You"

    This book was awesome!!!!. Clinton Kelly was real, down to earth, honest, and funny. He spoke of many truths in our lives, it's all too bad we learned life's lessons in our older years. But we learned them just the same, and we are better for it. Thank you for opening up, speaking frankly, and for all the smiles you have given me through the years. May God bless you, Damien and Mary always. Keep up the good work Clinton and may you and yours be happy always. Again, thank you for the laughs.

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    Tara 07-24-17
    Tara 07-24-17
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    "Odd..."

    I loved Clinton, this book was so disappointing. It actually made me like him less.

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