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I Hate Everyone, Except You Audiobook

I Hate Everyone, Except You

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Publisher's Summary

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

©2017 Clinton Kelly (P)2017 Tantor

What the Critics Say

"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)

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    Doris 04-29-17
    Doris 04-29-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Filthy language overshadowed stories"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Stories might have been okay if the language hadn't been so bad. Very disappointing.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Clinton Kelly’s performances?

    NO!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disgusted


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 05-15-17 Member Since 2017
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    "A Decent Read"

    Overall, it was a funny story. I enjoyed it and really did laugh out loud. However, I didn't like the way he openly bashes other people. Some things are better left unsaid.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    A. Sanchez Mt. View, CA USA 05-04-17
    A. Sanchez Mt. View, CA USA 05-04-17 Member Since 2015

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    "Too vulgar"
    What disappointed you about I Hate Everyone, Except You?

    Way more vulgar than I was expecting. I don't mind a bit of a potty mouth. But he seriously wrote an entire chapter on his "dingus". Seriously?!? I was hoping to hear more of his life story and fashion advice than that.


    Has I Hate Everyone, Except You turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Completely


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Yes


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from I Hate Everyone, Except You?

    The whole chapter about his dingus.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Juan Carrillo 03-17-17

    Love books love story's love using this as a way to detox

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    "It's ok"
    Would you try another book from Clinton Kelly and/or Clinton Kelly?

    Not sure if I would, I like Mr Kelly and love him on the Chew however I wanted to learn more than this book was able to show me. Also I do not need to know about Mr Kelly's penis the way that was exsplored in the book


    If you’ve listened to books by Clinton Kelly before, how does this one compare?

    1st book I've listen to by him


    What aspect of Clinton Kelly’s performance would you have changed?

    Better story his performance was fine


    Did I Hate Everyone, Except You inspire you to do anything?

    Nope


    Any additional comments?

    Next book lets get some more information some more story's not just filler

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    vacaloca 02-13-17
    vacaloca 02-13-17 Member Since 2016

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    "Made me laugh but"

    Enjoyed the book. However would have liked it more without the F bombs. Language makes or breaks a book.

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    Beth 01-31-17
    Beth 01-31-17
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    "Vulgarity abounds."

    Clinton is funny and engaging, but this book is not what I expected. Too many unnecessary expletives and sexual references. I didn't finish. Don't listen with kids or grandma within ear shot! Disappointed.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Mary 01-29-17
    Mary 01-29-17
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    "Ugh!!"

    Nothing interesting, boring and obnoxious.
    It's a diary with stories that no one would care about. His reading puts me to sleep.

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    S. D. Purcellville, VA 01-25-17
    S. D. Purcellville, VA 01-25-17 Member Since 2016

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    "Well told stories, just not stories I enjoyed hearing about."

    This book was well written and the audiobook was very nicely narrated by Clinton Kelly himself. It is a compilation of stories from his life. Unfortunately, many of the stories were kind of embarrassing to me personally. I'm sure it's a matter of preference, so I would recommend listening to an excerpt and deciding for yourself.

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    Kimberley Miller 01-25-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious"

    I laughed out loud more than I have in a long time. Thanks to CK for sharing these wonderful stories. 💕💕

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    NicoleH 01-24-17
    NicoleH 01-24-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Freaking Fabulous"

    Love Mr. Kelly and his stories. It was just the right amount of detail with keeping some scenarios for the reader to imagine. Loved it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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