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At last, the full story behind Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's epic romance, including stories, portraits, and the occasional puzzle, all telling the smoldering tale that has fascinated Hollywood for over a decade. 

The year: 2000. The setting: Los Angeles. A gorgeous virtuoso of an actress had agreed to star in a random play, and a basement-dwelling scenic carpenter had said he would assay a supporting role in the selfsame pageant. At the first rehearsal, she surveyed her fellow cast members, as one does, determining if any of the men might qualify to provide her with a satisfying fling. Her gaze fell upon the carpenter, and like a bolt of lightning, the thought struck her: No dice. Moving on.  

Yet, unbeknownst to our protagonists, Cupid had merely set down his bow and picked up a rocket launcher. Then fired a love rocket (not a euphemism). The players were Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, and the resulting romance, once it ignited, was... epic. Beyond epic. It resulted in a coupling that has endured to this day; a sizzling, perpetual tryst that has captivated the world with its kindness, athleticism, astonishingly low-brow humor, and true (fire emoji) passion.  

How did they do it? They came from completely different families, endured a significant age difference, and were separated by the gulf of several social strata. Megan loved books and art history; Nick loved hammers. But much more than these seemingly unsurpassable obstacles were the values they held in common: respect, decency, the ability to mention genitalia in almost any context, and an abiding obsession with the songs of Tom Waits.  

Eighteen years later, they're still very much in love, and have finally decided to reveal the philosophical mountains they have conquered, the lessons they've learned, and the myriad jigsaw puzzles they've completed, in an audiobook. Featuring anecdotes, hijinks, interviews, photos, and a veritable grab bag of tomfoolery, this is not only the intoxicating audiobook that Mullally's and Offerman's fans have been waiting for, it might just hold the solution to the greatest threat facing our modern world: the single life.

©2018 Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally (P)2018 Penguin Audio

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  • Ruthi
  • On a Mountain In Oregon
  • 10-03-18

Perfect comedy memoir audiobook

I think this is by far the best comedic memoir I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. And in audiobook format it is absolutely perfect; I can’t imagine enjoying this book any other way. Megan & Nick have far too great of chemistry to not hear them narrate. If you need a happy, hilarious book- get this one!! You can’t get any better!

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Not sure if I like or not.

It's like listening to a podcast (2 people chatting), more than reading from an already written book. I wonder what's actually in the book? A direct transcripts from their hours of chatting? And this doesn't come with the photos download!

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Not for me

It wasn’t what I was expecting! I only gave it over 10 minutes to be honest, and could not continue! I didn’t know it would be two people talking to one another and it was not interesting to me what they were saying! I wanted a love story, but a story, not two people saying things!!!

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Heartwarming, thoughtful, fun!

Delightfully down to earth and relatable! This book feels honest and is not "pushy" in it's delivery. Both entertaining and thought provoking. Very enjoyable listen!

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Couldn't put down!

Should say hated to pause since I bought the audio which I recommend because it has an extra chapter. ☺ I almost stopped before I realized it but while I was on pause thinking to myself awww wish it wasn't over, the last chapter started. Love,,love,love these two even more. Saying love three times wasn't on their hate list was it?

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Meh

I like both of these actors but I thought this book was boring and only marginally entertaining. As one reviewer mention, none of the pictures they talk about for 2 sections are available. Descriptions of photographs are tedious and do not make for fun reading. You feel like you’re in the back of the crowd and can’t see the show. Tina Fey found a way to include photographs. Maybe she could offer some suggestions. The book is presented so you almost feel like you’re sitting with them and listening to a spontaneous conversation, which I enjoyed. They came off a a little insufferable. I know their lives are nothing like mine and expected that. In between the few funny bits, they came across as preachy and spoiled. I really wanted to like the book but it just fell flat for me. As a couple who says they enjoy audio books, I would have thought they would have had catered a little more to others who also enjoys them.

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Love!!

Hysterical, touching, fun and a great listen! They are such great writers and entertainers. I thoroughly enjoyed every minute and wish I could be a fly on their wall!!

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Fans of Mullally or Offerman will love this!

I laughed out loud in my kitchen, on the sidewalk, and on the train while listening to this audiobook. It was hilarious, and perfectly inappropriate!

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hanging out with Nick & Megan

enjoyed this book, it was a quick and easy listen! felt like spending an afternoon hanging out with some friends. loved hearing Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally describe The Greatest Love Story Ever Told. happy marriages are so encouraging.

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  • 10-19-18

Great comedy memior

Megan and Nick are the perfect narrators, I wish they could narrate more books. It feels like you're listening to a casual conversation between them as you learn about their lives and love story.

If anyone was a good laugh and appreciates learning about other people, this is a great read!

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  • Ruby Joy
  • 12-14-18

Short but sweet!

Enough for a day of entertainment and an extra 'audio only' chapter. Worth a listen.

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  • Morningside Man
  • 12-02-18

Alright.

Nick and Megan read this in their own funny so to hear it in their own way of speaking with each other in a natural way is a plus. But what they're actually saying is not that interesting. Some family background, but mostly kind of small talk. It's fun to hear them talk to each other so lovingly and funnily, but you won't really learn much new about either of them.

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  • 11-20-18

Loved it!

Smashed through this in a few days. Loved listening to their sage advice. Thanks for making it! It was a pleasure to hear their voices and their story.

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  • chalevan
  • 10-24-18

wonderful couple

a beautiful love story. they are a hilarious couple with so much devotion to each other. xxx

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  • Joe
  • 10-17-18

Great Story

This is a great story. It's not life changing. It's fun though. I'm not sure it's the greatest lovestory but it is a lovestory

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  • 10-13-18

Couldn't love them more!

A great, feel-good listen. It's nice to hear about how they balance their home life, work life and being regular human beings. It was a gift to listen to.

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  • K. J. Noyes
  • 10-04-18

Funny couple make for a funny listen.

Showcasing a healthy, happy relationship, a funny audio monologue from a pair of genuinely funny actors.

4.5 stars.

I'll be honest, I clicked on this because my husband has a bit of a 'man crush' on Ron Swanson (whose picture rests next to my own on his desk at work), and Parks and Recreation is also one of my favourites. I was honestly interested to hear about Offerman's and Mullally's lives and loves, knowing the kind of comic characters they've portrayed, how entertaining this was likely to be.

The narrated version is a joy, I love Offerman's rich voice, though I'm afraid Mullally, though very witty grates a little on me (sorry! Personal taste). As well as learning about their own history and lives, they talk about general themes on finding 'a mate' and relationships themselves.

I loved hearing them talk together, clearly scripted at times, but also improvised and making each other laugh at others. A warm partnership that I almost felt jealous of. There were a couple of slightly over-done moments (the chapter on sex was a bit uncomfortable) of lovey-doveyness, but on the whole they stayed on the right side of affectionate.

It's a fairly short listen, I managed it in just a couple of days, and while I probably wouldn't go for a second listen, I would recommend to fans of either actor, to those interested in 'behind the scenes' of TV/film, to those who enjoy comedy and relationship reads.

With thanks to Nudge Books for providing a sample Audible copy.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 10-16-18

Brilliant! 5 gold stars!

Honest, witty and oh so good. i laughed out loud the entire time. so great!

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  • Abby
  • 10-09-18

Love these two, pity there was no PDF

Cute story, felt like they were telling me about their lives over a 6-hour long dinner party. Just wished there had been a PDF of all the photos they referred to.