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Publisher's Summary

How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pantsless through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling gone wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.

©2015 Sarah Colonna (P)2015 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"A bitingly candid memoir with a happy ending." ( Kirkus)

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clearance shelf material

I've only known Sarah Colonna from her being on the comedic panel of Chelsea lately, I enjoyed her then so I thought, "why not?" I had just read Jenny McCarthy's book, "love, lust, and the art of faking it," so I was in the mood for another funny woman's humorous take on reality. This was in my, "recommended," section. so after reading the reviews I was for sure it would make me, "laugh out loud." Sadly, I think I laughed maybe once. not to be harsh, but it wasn't funny. maybe slightly humorous. about half way through I thought about turning it off and never visiting it again, but I had paid for it, and like a bad movie I had the rational, "I've come this far, might as well finish it..." Sarah is a sweet woman, and seems to have fun adventures and surrounds herself with good people, but my recommendation is to wait till this goes on clearance. sorry Sarah.

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Kinda funny- not super exciting

Nothing big happens, but I listened to the whole thing, I like her so I wanted it to be really funny.

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Meh

It was ok. The performance was what put me off. You’d think if part of your profession was talking and you were telling your own story, that it would be smooth and energetic. It kind of seemed at times as if the words she was reading were a complete shock to her. I’m a little on the fence about people doing impersonations of people’s broken English too...

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Missing Pants

I Loved this book! I can't wait to read Sarah's first book!
And I'd love to see her act, preferably in person here in Burlington Vermont (a better Burlington), or on TV, if I must!








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Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism.

Where does Has Anyone Seen My Pants? rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism. Made we want to hear more stories about her work life, etc. Her voice was easy to listen to as well.

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Hilarious!

Hated for it to end. Never realized I wasn't the only woman with the psycho girlfriends. There are more of us out there? Sarah was very open and honest with her heart. And. . . It was hilarious!

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Interestingly funny book

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

yes i would...just a phone book

Who was your favorite character and why?

the lead character...she was just fun

What does Sarah Colonna bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

her voice works with the character and the story...makes it fun to listen to.

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Good laughs

Definitely had me chuckling. I was bummed I couldn't find her other book on audible

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Surprised in a good way

I really liked this book! I was apprehensive because I did not like Chelsea Handlers book, but now I actually want to see Sarah live. I'm going to get first book as well.

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SUPER entertaining..go for it, get this book now

Narration is near perfect(nothing is perfect or this would be). SD has a great voice and this book is her account of things, hence the perfection... near perfection, technically.
I was so entertained, i didn't want to stop listening. It is laugh out loud funny and yet heartfelt and raw too. *high fives all around*