The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook

A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It

De: Melani Sanders

Narrado por: Melani Sanders

New York Times Bestseller

NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR

Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express with Melani Sanders, founding member of the We Do Not Care Club, as she narrates her hilarious and empowering guide to navigating perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause with unapologetic humor and solidarity. Welcome to the club! We. Do. Not. Care.

Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?

Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?

If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town.

This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:

• Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.
• Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
• Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
• Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
• Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
• Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
• If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.

*partial and incomplete

Melani Sanders, founding member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it’s okay not to care. You’re not alone. This book is your life raft. Let’s hold on for dear life—and get through this together.

Amazing

Love her! Good for her! She deserves her success. Amazing to see the movement continuing to spread. No one warned us, and it’s great for the next generation to have access to this openness.

Surviving menopause with my sisters

I have felt so alone on this crazy menopause train of hell. I needed something/ someone to relate to with everything that comes with this pain in my ass menopause. Idk what I would've done without this club. I was suffering in silence just like all of my sisters & needed to feel like i wasn't alone. Googling information about menopause compared to hearing a real woman who is experiencing the exact same symptoms that I am gives me hope. I love my WDNC sisters & we are family for life 🫶

I can relate!

It is refreshing to know that I was not the only one. Although informative, I also had the opportunity to laugh.

Words of sisterhood and wisdom

Melanie Sanders changed my life. This book is funny, honest, encouraging and heartfelt. Melanie’s authenticity is what makes her the perfect leader of this movement. It may be a happy accident for her, but it is also the same for the millions of women her genuineness and humility has touched. Highly recommend for laughs and inspiration.

Thank you Queen

It was not long enough. We definitely need more volumes . Thanks for educating us.
I truly love listening to you , someone who we can relate to.