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Bestsellers
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Fiction Land
- By: RR Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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A delivery driver finds himself inside a world occupied by characters from unfinished novels and must accept he is not real....
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Utter nonsense
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-23
By: RR Haywood
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Fiction Land
- By: RR Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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A delivery driver finds himself inside a world occupied by characters from unfinished novels and must accept he is not real....
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Utter nonsense
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-23
By: RR Haywood
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face....
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Husbands
- A Novel
- By: Holly Gramazio
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Lauren returns home to her flat in London late one night, she is greeted at the door by her husband, Michael. There’s only one problem—she’s not married....
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All the husbands!
- By Cheri on 04-08-24
By: Holly Gramazio
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Wrong Side of Forty
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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It was a day like any other day for Marina Trahan…until she caught her husband in bed with another woman. Before that eye-opening wake-up call, Marina would have described her life as average or uneventful, maybe even boring. But now, chaos and confusion reign supreme....
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Wonderful story
- By Dawn on 09-14-23
By: Jana DeLeon
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All Fours
- A Novel
- By: Miranda July
- Narrated by: Miranda July
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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The New York Times bestselling author returns with an irreverently sexy, tender, hilarious and surprising novel about a woman upending her life....
By: Miranda July
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The Burnout
- A Novel
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Bessie Carter
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Sparks fly in this delightful novel about two burned out professionals who meet at a ramshackle resort on the British seaside....
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Classic Kinsella story
- By Mike b. on 10-21-23
By: Sophie Kinsella
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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The Post-Apocalypic story we all deserve!!!
- By Denver Williams on 03-21-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Wellness
- A Novel (Oprah's Book Club)
- By: Nathan Hill
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack and Elizabeth meet as college students in the gritty '90s Chicago art scene, the two quickly join forces and hold on tight, each eager to claim a place in the thriving underground scene with an appreciative kindred spirit....
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you have to believe it'll work
- By Alex halladay on 09-22-23
By: Nathan Hill
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Now or Never
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, New Jersey’s hardest working, most under-appreciated bounty hunter, returns with a bang in her latest adventure. While Stephanie’s personal life is hanging by a thread, a killer case lands on her doorstep that changes everything.
By: Janet Evanovich
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Dirty Thirty
- Stephanie Plum, Book 30
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: Lorelei King, Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, Trenton’s hardest working, most underappreciated bounty hunter, is offered a freelance assignment that seems simple enough....
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Like a fine wine
- By anastasia on 11-01-23
By: Janet Evanovich
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Anxious People
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Looking at real estate isn’t usually a life-or-death situation, but an apartment open house becomes just that when a failed bank robber bursts in and takes a group of strangers hostage....
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Read. This. Now.
- By DIY Sammy on 09-09-20
By: Fredrik Backman
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Finlay Donovan Is Killing It
- A Novel
- By: Elle Cosimano
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Finlay Donovan is killing it...except, she’s really not. The new book she promised her literary agent isn’t written, her ex-husband fired the nanny without telling her, and this morning she had to send her four-year-old to school with hair duct-taped to her head....
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So fun!
- By M on 03-15-21
By: Elle Cosimano
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Cut and Thirst
- A Short Story
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Three women scheme to avenge an old friend in a darkly witty short story about loyalty, ambition, and delicious retribution by Margaret Atwood, the #1 bestselling author of The Handmaid’s Tale.
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Oof.
- By D on 05-09-24
By: Margaret Atwood
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
- Reese's Book Club (A Novel)
- By: Gail Honeyman
- Narrated by: Cathleen McCarron
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Eleanor Oliphant: She struggles with appropriate social skills and tends to say exactly what she's thinking....
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Please be warned
- By N. Thompson on 06-20-17
By: Gail Honeyman
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Nightbitch
- A Novel
- By: Rachel Yoder
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In this blazingly smart and voracious debut, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog....
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If you don’t get it just say so
- By Stephanie Rzonca on 02-19-22
By: Rachel Yoder
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Beware of Chicken 2: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Book 2
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 18 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Well, this year, after the Spring Planting season, I’m really gonna relax and put down roots. It’s the slow life for me. Sure, the talking animals and cultivators coming to live with me are a bit weird, but this year everything is gonna be basically normal....
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Very little happened
- By R on 03-30-23
By: Casualfarmer
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor....
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Holy Velvet Jesus Painting, My Jimmies Are Rustled
- By C Yohe on 04-26-13
By: David Wong
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Tales from the Gas Station, Volume Four
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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As the new owner of the worst business in history, Jack has a lot on his plate. His self-appointed “biggest fan” wants to finally meet, and won’t take no for an answer. The annoying cultists are back and cultier than ever....
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I love this book
- By Jaydon on 12-16-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Good Material
- A Novel
- By: Dolly Alderton
- Narrated by: Arthur Darvill, Vanessa Kirby
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Andy loves Jen. Jen loved Andy. And he can't work out why she stopped. Now he is. . . Without a home Waiting for his stand-up career to take off Wondering why everyone else around him seems to have grown up while he wasn't looking....
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Tedious
- By Anonymous User on 02-15-24
By: Dolly Alderton
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The Screwtape Letters
- By: C. S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Joss Ackland
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A masterpiece of satire, this classic has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below"....
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This is the Best Audio Screwtape, a Masterpiece
- By James on 08-22-12
By: C. S. Lewis
Featured listener reviews
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Let's Catch Up Soon
- How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will
- By: Sarah Cooper
- Narrated by: Sarah Cooper, Filip Jeremic
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Original Recording
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Do you dread small talk? Can’t seem to remember names? Does being told to smile more make you seethe? Yet do you long for deeper and more meaningful friendships? Sarah Cooper’s Let’s Catch Up Soon: How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will shares how to survive our newest life challenge: connecting with people face-to-face again.
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Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
- By Erika L. Ganier on 07-09-22
Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
"Who will take care of me when I grow old? I don’t have kids. My friends have partners and children and are very, very busy. It’s takes a lot of my efforts and Energy to check in, in order to keep connections and nurture our friendships/family-ships. I used to be a chronic people-pleaser, until I worked with a life coach and therapist to turn this conditioning around. With humor, heart, and genuineness, she speaks to these, and other, humxn womxn, conditions. Thank you, Sarah Cooper."
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Space: 1969
- By: Bill Oakley
- Narrated by: Natasha Lyonne, full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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Nancy Kranich (played by Emmy-nominated actress Natasha Lyonne of Russian Doll and Orange Is the New Black) is a night nurse on an orbiting space station. But Nancy hates her job, is sick of space, and longs to find adventure and a safe place to smoke cigarettes that won’t blow everyone up. But when Nancy gets caught up in an outer-space conspiracy involving President Kennedy, former vice-president Richard Nixon, and an intergalactic object that could change the course of history, she gets way more adventure than she bargained for.
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Simply the Best Full-Cast Audio Book Ever!
- By Veritas on 07-09-22
WOW ! Hilarious, Retro, Clever
"5/5 - cannot recommend this enough. I have never listened to anything with such high production value. Was cleverly written, went by so fast. MUST LISTEN, Cannot wait for Bill Oakley's next audible original."
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Old Girls Behaving Badly
- By: Kate Galley
- Narrated by: Patricia Gallimore
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Gina Knight is looking forward to the prospect of retirement with her husband of forty-three years. Until, to her surprise, said husband decides he needs to 'find himself' – alone – and disappears to Santa Fe, leaving a Dear John letter in his wake. Now Gina needs a new role in life, not to mention somewhere to live, so she applies for the position of Companion to elderly Dorothy Reed. At eighty-nine, ‘Dot’ needs someone to help her around the house – or at least, her family seems to think so. Her companion’s first role would be to accompany Dot for a week-long extravagant wedding party.
By: Kate Galley
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Bang Buddies With Benefits
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In the courtroom, I pride myself on how many times I can get the judge to bang the gavel and threaten me with contempt. Outside of work, I don’t have time for extra drama, which is why I’m perfectly happy with the no-strings arrangement I have with my bang buddy, Zac. Unfortunately, my old-school colleagues consider a single woman a risk and are dragging their feet to make me partner. In order to effectively smash the patriarchy and survive the summer of couple-type events, I could use a fake fiancé. Zac’s also in a bind—his brother’s upcoming nuptials are filled with ...
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Love's a Glitch
- A Meet-cute novel
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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You’ve Got Mail meets What’s Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don’t realize they’ve been falling for one another—via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only artificial intelligence went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the ...
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The Absolutely Appalling Opera Murders
- A WALTER TINNER MYSTERY
- By: WILLIAM SCHOELL ENRICO ARRIVEDERCI
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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Walter Tinner, who considers himself the world's greatest tenor (even if no one else does) comes to visit his cousin, Amber, and discovers to his horror that she wants him to throw in his two cents regarding the amateur opera society's production of Mascagni's "L'amico Fritz." Not only does Walter have to argue with the rather strange members of the society -- all of whom have "operatic" names and some of whom impugn his singing ability -- but it's the last straw when one of them turns up murdered. And then another .. and another. Will Walter be able to solve these ghastly killings before ...
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Never Die Twice
- By: Jeff Bonilla, Jerry Burger
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In the style of Dumb and Dumber & Naked Gun, this is a fun and funny farce in which you can easily imagine a young Jim Carrey as Danny. Dimwitted college student Danny Ellison becomes a people finder to get some real-life experience for his writing class and ends up entangled between two mob families that want what he has in his possession and will kill him to get it. The hapless Danny is clueless about his dire situation and keeps narrowly escaping attempts on his life in Cancun Mexico where he has been set up to be a patsy for a mob hit. Beautiful FBI agent Natalie is working the case and...
By: Jeff Bonilla, and others
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Street Warrior
- By: David "Tank" Abbott
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Infamous Happening Beach bar brawler and street warrior Walter Foxx steps in to stop a man from beating his girlfriend one night. Walter wins the fight but the man’s father, who is a police detective, lies and gets him convicted of assault in a trial that has been rigged by an assistant district attorney with political ambitions. The judge on the case makes putting Walter behind bars a personal crusade due to his lengthy arrest record for fighting, With no idea of what he will do with his life, Walter, whose only passion in life is fighting, and who lives by his own personal warrior’s ...
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Old Girls Behaving Badly
- By: Kate Galley
- Narrated by: Patricia Gallimore
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Gina Knight is looking forward to the prospect of retirement with her husband of forty-three years. Until, to her surprise, said husband decides he needs to 'find himself' – alone – and disappears to Santa Fe, leaving a Dear John letter in his wake. Now Gina needs a new role in life, not to mention somewhere to live, so she applies for the position of Companion to elderly Dorothy Reed. At eighty-nine, ‘Dot’ needs someone to help her around the house – or at least, her family seems to think so. Her companion’s first role would be to accompany Dot for a week-long extravagant wedding party.
By: Kate Galley
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Bang Buddies With Benefits
- By: Cindi Madsen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In the courtroom, I pride myself on how many times I can get the judge to bang the gavel and threaten me with contempt. Outside of work, I don’t have time for extra drama, which is why I’m perfectly happy with the no-strings arrangement I have with my bang buddy, Zac. Unfortunately, my old-school colleagues consider a single woman a risk and are dragging their feet to make me partner. In order to effectively smash the patriarchy and survive the summer of couple-type events, I could use a fake fiancé. Zac’s also in a bind—his brother’s upcoming nuptials are filled with ...
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You’ve Got Mail meets What’s Your Number when a phone update from hell results in a dating do-over, a wrong number that might just be the right one, and a battle between a web designer and her client, who don’t realize they’ve been falling for one another—via text. As a web designer, performing updates so I can enhance my texts with cute new emojis is a must. Only artificial intelligence went all Terminator on me, resending every message from the past year. So glad I got to relive my tumultuous online dating experiences, including drunk texting an ex who ghosted me. Among the ...
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The Absolutely Appalling Opera Murders
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Walter Tinner, who considers himself the world's greatest tenor (even if no one else does) comes to visit his cousin, Amber, and discovers to his horror that she wants him to throw in his two cents regarding the amateur opera society's production of Mascagni's "L'amico Fritz." Not only does Walter have to argue with the rather strange members of the society -- all of whom have "operatic" names and some of whom impugn his singing ability -- but it's the last straw when one of them turns up murdered. And then another .. and another. Will Walter be able to solve these ghastly killings before ...
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Never Die Twice
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- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 49 mins
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In the style of Dumb and Dumber & Naked Gun, this is a fun and funny farce in which you can easily imagine a young Jim Carrey as Danny. Dimwitted college student Danny Ellison becomes a people finder to get some real-life experience for his writing class and ends up entangled between two mob families that want what he has in his possession and will kill him to get it. The hapless Danny is clueless about his dire situation and keeps narrowly escaping attempts on his life in Cancun Mexico where he has been set up to be a patsy for a mob hit. Beautiful FBI agent Natalie is working the case and...
By: Jeff Bonilla, and others
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Street Warrior
- By: David "Tank" Abbott
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Infamous Happening Beach bar brawler and street warrior Walter Foxx steps in to stop a man from beating his girlfriend one night. Walter wins the fight but the man’s father, who is a police detective, lies and gets him convicted of assault in a trial that has been rigged by an assistant district attorney with political ambitions. The judge on the case makes putting Walter behind bars a personal crusade due to his lengthy arrest record for fighting, With no idea of what he will do with his life, Walter, whose only passion in life is fighting, and who lives by his own personal warrior’s ...
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Cage Fighter
- By: David Abbott
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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Released from jail on a bogus conviction for protecting a woman from domestic violence, Walter T. Foxx finds himself living in a garage with only his faithful hound, Adolf, still by his side. Assailed by scumbags, wannabes, and posers looking to increase their reputation by besting Walter in a bar fight, he protects himself with the minimum force necessary to win without being sent back to jail for probation violation and probable felony charges. Just when it seems that nothing will go his way, a chance meeting with someone who knows NHB matchmaker, Big Bart Shady, provides Walter with a ...
By: David Abbott
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Eton Rogue
- By: William Coles
- Narrated by: Sam Stafford
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
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Meet our Eton Rogue: Seventeen-year-old Cary, now embarking on his extraordinary final year at Eton. Prince William has joined the school and the British tabloids are ravenous for headlines. Cary is the mole who's making thousands selling stories to the Sun newspaper—and while he's at it, he's secretly dating a housemaster's daughter.
By: William Coles
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Naked Came the Sasquatch
- By: John Boston
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
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Michael Fenberg, editor of a small, eclectic newspaper in a rugged community in the Sierra Nevadas, is out to solve a series of grisly killings. He knows that a monster is committing the murders — but WHICH monster? And why is the creature so interested in murdering Elaine Mitikitski, Fenberg's love and ace reporter? "Naked Came the Sasquatch" is the genre-busting underground bestseller that melds adventure, romance and mystery. Some readers claim it's the funniest book ever written. Several have complained they innocently started reading, couldn't put the book down, stayed up all night ...
By: John Boston
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It Can't Happen Here
- By: Sinclair Lewis
- Narrated by: Jason Smith
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
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It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis is a satirical novel that depicts the rise of a fascist government in the United States, exploring themes of power, democracy, and individual freedom. Through the story of a demagogic politician who becomes president, Lewis warns against the fragility of democracy and the dangers of authoritarianism. The novel is a critical examination of American society and politics in the 1930s, highlighting the potential for tyranny even in a democratic nation.
By: Sinclair Lewis
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The Second Chance
- By: Charlotte Butterfield
- Narrated by: Katy Federman
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Nell has always known her expiry date. After a psychic predicted her death date twenty years ago, she has lived life accepting she would never see forty – embracing adventure and travelling the world, choosing fun over commitment and laying down roots. So, when the fateful day comes, Nell feels ready. She sends five excruciatingly honest confessions to her sister, parents and past loves, knowing she won’t be around to face the consequences. Then, with her heart laid bare, all that's left to do is check into a glamorous hotel and wait for the inevitable....
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Gone to Pieces
- By: Rachel Cosyns
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Rebecca is a wife, mother and the author of an unmanageable number of to do lists. Her attempts to coerce her life into something she has any hope of controlling are failing. Her family can’t manage without her but she’s starting to think they should. So she makes a decision. Only it doesn’t quite go to plan. Rebecca finds herself in therapy with a doctor poking around in her brain, asking questions about her childhood. She wants to get better but that means telling someone how she feels. How she really feels. She’s gone to pieces. Can she put herself back together?
By: Rachel Cosyns
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The Pick Up
- By: Hannah Doyle
- Narrated by: Olivia Mace
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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Sophie Rogers finds it easy to focus on the important things in life. Like her daughter, her job and her family. So when Joe, another single parent at school suggests they fake a romance to help them both out of a fix, she throws herself in. But then Sophie starts to look forward to seeing Joe. In fact, she’s thinking about his floppy hair, Irish accent and the way his lips felt when they grazed hers (her commitment to this is exceptional) more than their synced calendars and staged socials.
By: Hannah Doyle
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Wine Club Wednesdays
- By: Jan Romes
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Starting over is tough, scary, makes you doubt your strength, and puts you in precarious situations. Elaina Samuels, Tawny Westerfield, Stephanie Mathews, and Grace Cordray found out firsthand. They also discovered how powerful true friendship can be. Follow their journey as they continue to grow individually and together as best friends. They now own a bed and breakfast in Maine and they're not quite sure how everything's supposed to go. Stony, the adorable Siberian Husky and Lula, the black cat also have some surprises in store for them. The No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club remains, but...
By: Jan Romes
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Wine Sisters Forever
- By: Jan Romes
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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A true friend will be there for you through thick and thin – sometimes at the risk of their own sanity. Elaina, Tawny, Steph, and Grace have found this to be the case, now that they own a bed and breakfast together. The elasticity of their friendship is tested many times over, especially when romantic interests start to pull each woman in a different direction. Life is crazy, chaotic, and filled with unexpected people and circumstances in this final book of the Wine and Sweat Pants Series. Find out what’s in store for these four intelligent, lovable, and sassy women. * May you laugh, ...
By: Jan Romes
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Sipping Sangria
- By: Jan Romes
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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Recently single and trying to make sense of her life, Elaina Samuels could've never imagined such an amazing six months. She'd met Tawny Westerfield, Stephanie Mathews, and Grace Cordray at a cash-for-gold event. They were there to trade in their wedding rings as a way to get a fresh start. Little did they know that fate would step in and put them together - first in the jewelry store and then to share their stories over wine in the bar across the street. They clicked from the get-go and a few weeks later, Elaina made an offer for them to move in to share expenses. Best. Decision. Ever. ...
By: Jan Romes
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A Perfect Day to Be Alone
- By: Nanae Aoyama, Jesse Kirkwood - translator
- Narrated by: Ami Okumura Jones
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
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When her mother emigrates to China for work, twenty-year-old Chizu moves in with 71-year-old Ginko, an eccentric distant relative, taking a room in her ramshackle Tokyo home, with its two resident cats and the persistent rattle of passing trains. Living their lives in imperfect symmetry, they establish an uneasy alliance, stress tested by Chizu's flashes of youthful spite. As the four seasons pass, Chizu navigates a series of tedious part-time jobs and unsatisfying relationships, before eventually finding her feet and salvaging a fierce independence from her solitude.
By: Nanae Aoyama, and others
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Reality Check
- By: Vicki Notaro
- Narrated by: Stephanie Dufresne
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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Portia Daniels' life is sorted. She has a perfect man (Jason, a hot TV producer from Ireland), a perfect apartment (in lower Manhattan), a perfect job (writing for TV). Best of all for her, unlike the rest of her family, she lives in perfect obscurity. On the other hand, it's all drama with her mother, Dessie, Kerry-born queen bee of hit reality show, Ladies of Los Angeles, and sisters, Vinnie, a supermodel-turned-Insta-guru and Ariel, a Tik-Tok teen sensation. When Jason drops a bombshell that leaves her life in tatters, Portia flees to be with her family.
By: Vicki Notaro