• Tidy the F*ck Up

  • The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
  • By: Messie Condo
  • Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
  • Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (158 ratings)

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Tidy the F*ck Up

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
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Publisher's summary

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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  • JP
  • 07-21-22

Funny and Surprisingly Motivational

I really enjoyed this book. We all really know WHAT we need to do, we just get bogged down in the how and when. The author says that and then some.. a few handy tips with a whole lot of REAL TALK. I actually cleared the excess in my closet while listening. Thanks for reminding me that it's all just STUFF and not that big of a deal :)

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Foul language

liked the advice. perhaps the objective language made the point more clear. I would like to think the same message could be gotten across without 4 letter words

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Wow!

The language is brutal but to the point! Just what I needed to kick my butt into action!

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Honest funny and gratifying!

Honest and motivational. It's like listening to your bestie while having a glass of wine and actually getting stuff done!!!!! 🤓

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Motivating and easy to listen to

The narrator is great and adds so much. This is for any procrastinator that needs to tidy, clean or organize. I hate self help books but this one is great. I actually started to tidy up while listening.

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Great listen!!

This spoke to me! it was both funny and insightful. I plan on listening to it again and again!

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Absolutely LOVE this book!!

Hysterical, down to earth & So, So True~ Relatable on so many levels! Highly recommend reading/listening!

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I laughed and tided all the way through this book!

Talk about telling it like it is: this is the book you (I) have been looking for. It is a no nonsense approach to looking at the state of our homes! She will kick you in your A** and tell you to get after it - by telling you precisely how to do it!! When she said, “Live like your Mother-in-law is stopping by.” I thought- “yep, this is the book for me”. I highly recommend this very fast, funny and motivating book!!! Happy pitching and sorting!!!

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great. !!!

This book is great , it is soo easy to understand, it's perfect to hear the best way to declutter. Love 💘

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Loved it!

I felt like she wrote this book especially for me. The curse words were a bit much but that’s just me. I don’t use that type of language…too often :). But it lit a fire under me so all and all it may have been necessary. Like a wake up call. I will definitely be utilizing her tips.

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