Tidy the F*ck Up

The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

De: Messie Condo

Narrado por: Natalie Naudus

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

• Become a decision-making bad*ss
• Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
• Live life after a clusterf*ck!
• And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC

Motivating and easy to listen to

The narrator is great and adds so much. This is for any procrastinator that needs to tidy, clean or organize. I hate self help books but this one is great. I actually started to tidy up while listening.

Funny and helpful

Really made me think about my overspending and clutter and how it effects myself and my family

Direct and simple, no need to stress!

Just do as the lady says and get the results your head couldn’t handle alone. Never hurts to have a tells it like it is cheerleader in the background when messes get tough! Def a good listen, highly recommend!

Effective and enjoyable!!!

Effective and enjoyable!!! Thank you for making me want to get my shtuff in order and listening to the book as I clean helped me to feel not alone. Looking forward to enjoying my house soon!

Funny shit! Like a good friend being honest with you.

I love this book! A friend recommended it after a post I made on FB about needing to get my shit together. One of the best purchases I made. Similar concept as Marie Kondo only she calls it as she sees it. Forget the flowery niceties this is bare knuckle raw truth.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! I seriously laughed out loud several times.

Exactly what I needed to hear!

If you find yourself overwhelmed when you walk through your door, the anxiety hits you like a brick to the face. Then any motivation you may have actually had, ( after a long ass day ), is literally ripped from you. As you look around the chaos of clutter that your home has become, you start the process of what happens if someone shows up right now?? How am I going to distract them from coming inside and finding my disaster of a home.. who will they tell? How will they react? Then the guilt kicks in, especially if you have kiddos. The why can’t I just get this clean and set an example that they can be proud of, that I can be proud of. How did I let this happen? How do I fix my problems so my home can be my home and not just a massive junk drawer? Honestly this book has hopefully changed my life and my family’s. The amount of absolute bullshit items I’ve thrown out so far is hard to grasp. Especially when you think about the amount of money spent on completely unnecessary, never to use more than once items. The unnecessary amount of depression, anxiety, anger you’ve put yourself and your family through, starts to feel lighter and as you keep going, your house starts to transition into the space you go to when you are all of those things, instead of being the root cause of said issues. Just say fuck it and listen/read this amazing book, don’t just listen to a chapter and forget about it either. You owe it to yourself, your family to make your life better and less stressful.

this was pretty f****** good

cheekiness aside, this was really a helpful f****** book! inspirational too! I'll be it sometimes I had to be in a certain kind of mood to listen to it. it isn't the cuss words I'm always down for that s***. the narration was practically perfect in every way like Mary Poppins. and the advice was freaking legit. people. listen up. this does not negate the life-changing magic of tidying up but if you've read that then this is all that much more relevant and entertaining. I chuckled a lot and I garnered a lot of practical Hands-On advice. now it's up to me to get off my lazy f****** behind and do the goddamn work. wish me luck Godspeed.

The EXACT kick in the ASS you need!

LOVED IT! This book was the Perfect length, not too short that you feel like what's the point of spending money or a credit. It was also one of those books that actually had actionable steps for you to take, plus it was incredibly motivating (& these days I've been finding it practically impossible to get motivated!). And, needless to say because I'm sure the title gave it away, but it was of course Fuckin Hilarious! The author is without a doubt my kindof people, full of cuss words, tough love, and NO BS! So, if you're over the books that are full of filler & say the exact same thing the last 3 books you read said but sometimes in slightly different ways... if you need a good hard, but also loving swift kick in the ass, if you're not afraid of swear words and actually ready to get rid of your crap, clean your fuckin house, and ultimately just Get. Your. Shit. Together. then... what are you waiting for? Download the fuckin book NOW! 😉💋💋

comical yet realistic advice for a tidy life

great narrator with perfect advice for cleaning up your shit! highly recommend to all my friends. cleaning and organizing doesn't sound fun, but this book got me started and staying on track.

It is like the Bible, validating your experiences.

It is like the Bible, validating your experiences. I listen to it on repeat while shoving stuff into donate boxes.