Bad Motherpuckers

6 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 1,032 ratings

Hot as Puck Publisher's Summary

The NHL's biggest bad boy is about to fall for the virgin next door...

I am the world's biggest dating failure. We're talking my last date went home with our waitress kind of failure.

But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans - my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise.

Justin owes me favors dating back to seventh grade, long before he became a hotshot with a world famous...stick. So in return for my undying platonic loyalty, all I want is an easy-peasy crash course on how to be a sex goddess.

How hard can it be?

I have never been so hard in my life.

The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are 10 different kinds of wrong. Maybe 20.

But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her sexual education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses.

Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants.

Problem is...the only guy I want her seducing is me.

Hot as Puck is a sexy, flirty, friends-to-lovers standalone romantic comedy from USA Today Best-seller Lili Valente.

©2017 Lili Valente (P)2017 Lili Valente
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  • Book 1

    • Hot as Puck

    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts
    • Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 469
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 469

    I am the world's biggest dating failure. We're talking my last date went home with our waitress kind of failure. But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans - my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise. Justin owes me favors dating back to seventh grade, long before he became a hotshot with a world famous...stick. So in return for my undying platonic loyalty, all I want is an easy-peasy crash course on how to be a sex goddess.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A Must Buy

    • By Ap2514 on 06-07-17

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 2

    • Sexy Motherpucker

    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
    • Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 339
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 320
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 320

    When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth - in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl - you would think I'd hit rock bottom. Wrong. Let's back this up a sec. Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Funny and Sweet Hockey Romance!

    • By bookbruin on 07-15-17

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 3

    • Puck Aholic

    • A Bad Motherpuckers Novel
    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Lili Valente, Tyler Donne
    • Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 118
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 113
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 115

    I hate my new roommate. And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie - I fall for every single one of them.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Absolutely Worth Listening To!

    • By Ap2514 on 02-03-18

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 4

    • Puck Me Baby

    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Lili Valente, Tyler Donne
    • Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 43
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 44

    Looking up into Alexi Petrov’s dark eyes as I break the news, I’m scared out of my mind. This man is the most terrifying defender in the NHL, and if it weren't for my sporty new baby bump, I probably wouldn't believe we hooked up that night. (Yes, I’ve sworn off margaritas for life.) But the Alexi who goes to my doctor appointments, moves me into his guesthouse, and cooks me so many gourmet meals I look like I'm carrying twins? He isn’t scary at all.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Holy hot DILF!!!

    • By Theresa Martin on 09-19-18

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 5

    • Pucked up Love

    • Bad Motherpuckers, Book 5
    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
    • Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 29
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 27

    When I see the ad in the Portland Alternative's "Love Wanted" section, I can't resist the urge to respond. Yes, it's dangerous - as a star forward for the Badgers, I have a reputation to protect - but I miss the thrill of calling the shots in the bedroom, and reading that ad is the first time I've laughed in months. So I reach out to Curious Cat about the "educational" opportunity....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I Loved This Story

    • By Ap2514 on 09-24-18

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 6

    • Puck Buddies

    • Bad Motherpuckers, Book 6
    • By: Lili Valente
    • Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sebastian York
    • Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Bree Marks is my best friend and my secret crush. And cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in, she’ll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn’t going to get overly emotional. That’s where I come in. It’s a simple request, really - and one I would be happy to honor. If it weren’t for the whole life-and-death thing.

    Regular price: $19.95