The Last Stop Retirement Home

3 books in series
3.5 out of 5 stars 13 ratings

The Last Stop Publisher's Summary

Enter the idyllic world of the Last Stop Retirement Community!

You are the newest resident at the Mary Stuart Riley Home for People of Advanced Years, affectionately nicknamed the Last Stop by its residents. If you were thinking about quietly entering your twilight years, think again. And if you try slipping peacefully into the hereafter, your fellow white-hairs will pull you back by your ankles, all the while chanting something indecipherable but that can only mean life! No one ever dies at the Last Stop; they just decide to move on.

Where age is a state of mind and attitude is everything!

So come on in. Just watch out for Holy Moses. He's a 169-pound Mastiff who likes cherry Twizzlers, and he's known to throw his weight around. He has very strong opinions, so try to make a good first impression. You don't want him to put a little red check next to your name.

That's Beverly up there waiting for you. She'll take you through orientation and get you settled. Just don't ask her why she never fed the fish.

If you've made it this far, you'll fit right in!

©2012 Kirt J. Boyd (P)2015 Kirt J. Boyd
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  • Book 1

    • The Last Stop

    • The Last Stop Retirement Home Series, Book 1
    • By: Kirt J. Boyd
    • Narrated by: Rozanne Devine
    • Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 4

    You are the newest resident at the Mary Stuart Riley Home for People of Advanced Years, affectionately nicknamed the Last Stop by its residents. If you were thinking about quietly entering your twilight years, think again. And if you try slipping peacefully into the hereafter, your fellow white-hairs will pull you back by your ankles, all the while chanting something indecipherable but that can only mean life! No one ever dies at the Last Stop; they just decide to move on.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A 4.5 Out of a Possible 5

    • By Junior on 05-02-15

    Regular price: $19.95

  • Book 2

    • Grandma vs. the Tornado: A Cozy Without the Mystery

    • The Last Stop Retirement Home Series, Book 2
    • By: Kirt J Boyd
    • Narrated by: Rozanne Devine
    • Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 7

    The gang from The Last Stop Retirement Community is back in 12 hilariously inspiring short stories and 14 new issues of "The Last Stop Bulletin"! "Finders Keepers": Find out what happens when new resident, Benji Little, takes to the halls with his FX-458 Gold Digger X-treme Model 2 Metal Detector.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Amusing look into senior life

    • By Mary Karowski on 01-08-16

    Regular price: $14.95

  • Book 3

    • Cooper's Last Resort

    • The Last Stop Retirement Community Series, Book 3
    • By: Kirt J Boyd
    • Narrated by: Rozanne Devine
    • Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    To say that 15-year-old Cooper isn't thrilled about the idea of spending his entire summer with his grandfather at The Last Stop retirement home is the understatement of the century. The fact that he has to work there for the privilege of sleeping on his grandfather's couch only adds insult to injury. The folks at the retirement home aren't too sure about him, either. His hair is forever hanging in his eyes, for one, and he seems determined to go the entire summer without uttering a single word.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great light reading.

    • By Shellie on 05-17-18

    Regular price: $14.95