Cat Core

Cat Core, Book 1

De: Dean Henegar

Narrado por: Andrea Parsneau

It was just supposed to be a quick trip to the pet store for some cat food, but the universe had other plans for Florence Valentine.

Good for nothing kids and some annoying store employees were giving her a hard time, and then things got worse when she was killed by a delivery truck. Instead of angels, pearly gates, and eternal rewards, a voice in her head keeps telling her that she’s become a dungeon core, whatever that is.

Now people keep coming into her new home, wrecking stuff, and stealing from her. But not everything about this whole ordeal is bad. Not only can Florence decorate her home with a thought, but she can also create the best things in the entire universe — she can create kitty cats.

Should these hooligans keep insisting on coming into her home, well, Florence and her kitties are going to have something to say about that.

©2021 Dean Henegar (P)2021 Podium Audio

love it!!!

this is quite the book. andrea does mean cat lady really well. story is great. worth your time and credit. buy it

I'm glad I went on an adventure with this book

sometimes you start a book because of how ridiculous it sounds. then you get took on an exciting adventure you are not expecting. this book is a good mix between a crazy cat lady and a dungeon core book. that may seem strange but it works surprisingly well. the first thing I did when finished was to look if there was a book two then write this knowing I have to wait for more

My first Dungeon Core

I have listened to a couple LitRPG series (The Land and Viridian Gate) and one other Progression Fantasy (Arcane Ascension) but this is the first Dungeon Core story I've listened to. As a cat owner I approve. Florence's attitude and verbal sparring with Doug are just what I expect from a grumpy geriatric cat lady. The story is entertaining, engaging, and frequently hilarious. The narrator does an excellent job and is particularly convincing as Florence. I love this book and eagerly await the audiobook release for book 2.

Funny

I am not a spring chicken but have a long journey before I reach the age of the lady in this story. Regardless I really loved this story.

could go either way for cat lovers

the story and the dungeon building don't mesh well. it's either/or and makes the book feel a bit 'stop-and-go.' as to the cats.... i love them. the book has lots of cats. i like that. the cats get hurt a lot. i don't like that. the book is like a good B-Movie.

Great for the Whole Family

The whole family enjoyed this book and we are on to the next for our road-trips!

Cozy Reads

It’s got wholesome games with a wholesome host and a snarky sidekick. What type of story you’ll think about for weeks after your read

Unique

I don’t typically leave reviews, which is likely a disservice to the many authors and series that I enjoy. However, I do feel compelled to express just how fun and a joy it was to go on this adventure with Florence. Definitely worth the credit.

Funny and exciting

I love this story! The cantankerous cat lady as a dungeon is unique and freaking hilarious!

A fun take on a Dungeon Core! Plus Andrea Parsneau

This was an absolutely hysterical Dungeon Core story!!! 🤣
Here's what happens when a grumpy, irascible old cat lady, finds herself magically transported into another world. A world where she finds herself trapped as a dungeon-core! After the initial shock and confusion, she sets about building her Dungeon, though as far as Florence Valentine is concerned, it's not a Dungeon... it's her new home!!! Partnered with an AI assistant named Doug, whose every recommendation she steadfastly ignores, the Fun begins! Florence, makes every beginner-mistake imaginable, starting with not listening to any of the  rules for dungeons, nor listening to Doug!
And to add the AwesomeSauce, to an already great book, the audio version is narrated by the always wonderful, Andrea Parsneau!!! YAY! 👏😊👍

And I've collected a few quotes!

Let’s just settle in and wait for more victims—I mean adventurers

So the dungeon is just a grumpy old lady cat?

Never thought I’d see a goblin riding a cat, but we surely just did...

Her precious Zeus gave a smile, which of course was possible for a cat if you looked hard enough.

Uh, Florence, I think he’s a bit more than a simple skeleton. You are in the presence of a lich, and if I’m not mistaken, this is a very old and powerful one,”...  ...“What? He’s going to lick? How does he even do that without a tongue?

War Cat Mech, Level 5: Gnomish inventors combine technology and magic to create various incredible automatons to defend their home

You have learned the ability Deadly Doug.

...the cat mouth doorknocker spitting out flames directly into his face. The man crashed through the door but didn’t get up afterward. He was one crispy critter.