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    • Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

    • Timmy Failure, Book 1
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 38
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 36

    The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Need the illustrations

    • By HappyReader on 06-02-14

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: It's the End When I Say It's the End

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.  

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 22
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18

    New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • funny and sweet

    • By Anonymous User on 04-08-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

    • Timmy Failure, Book 6
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • narrator is great!

    • By Anonymous User on 03-20-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • awesome<br />

    • By Leyna on 05-21-15

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18

    Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Truly Amazing

    • By K. S. Alpert on 09-21-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have

    • Timmy Failure, Book 5
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Timmy failure is the best book

    • By CC on 05-06-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

    • Timmy Failure, book 3
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

    Regular price: $5.64

    • Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done

    • Timmy Failure, Book 2
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Timmy is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: A school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to con the system. So it’s up to Timmy Failure, with the dubious help of Total, his lazy polar-bear partner, and his unlikely new ally, eccentric Great-Aunt Colander, to find a way to defeat this injustice. If he can only get his entry form in on time.

    Regular price: $5.46

    • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    • Timmy Failure: Book 4
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Shenanigans abound as Timmy Failure finds himself on a road trip with none other than notorious criminal Molly Moskins. Travelling halfway across the country to help your mother's boyfriend settle in to his new job is inconvenient for any detective. If he is to arrest Corrina Corrina and solve the YIP YAP case, Timmy; his sidekick polar bear, Total; and Molly Moskins must go on the run!

    Regular price: $16.73

    • Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

    • Timmy Failure, Book 6
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave...if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew, Emilio. And as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

    Regular price: $5.36