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    • Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have

    • Timmy Failure, Book 5
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 7

    This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Timmy failure is the best book

    • By CC on 05-06-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

    • Timmy Failure, Book 6
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • narrator is great!

    • By Anonymous User on 03-20-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

    • Timmy Failure, Book 1
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 37
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 29

    The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Good

    • By Linton A Harrington on 05-14-16

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Miss Daisy is Crazy

    • My Weird School #1
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23

    Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Really annoying narration, lame story

    • By Lisa on 01-05-13

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

    • My Weird School, Book 20
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • funny and sweet

    • By Anonymous User on 04-08-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!

    • My Weird School, Book 14
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 14

    Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!

    • By Marco on 03-18-15

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Lazar is Bizarre

    • My Weird School, Book 9
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 11

    Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs

    • Roscoe Riley Rules, Book 1
    • By: Katherine Applegate
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Popular children's author Katherine Applegate launches an entertaining new series featuring Roscoe Riley, a good-natured first grader whose own rules can't keep him out of mischief. In his first adventure, Roscoe shares a simple rule: Never glue your friends to chairs. But when he finds a bottle of Super-Mega-Gonzo glue in the junk drawer at home, he can't resist tossing it in his backpack and taking it to school.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great lessons from the time out chair he was glued to

    • By Not Public on 05-12-18

    Regular price: $5.59

    • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    • Timmy Failure: Book 4
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Shenanigans abound as Timmy Failure finds himself on a road trip with none other than notorious criminal Molly Moskins. Travelling halfway across the country to help your mother's boyfriend settle in to his new job is inconvenient for any detective. If he is to arrest Corrina Corrina and solve the YIP YAP case, Timmy; his sidekick polar bear, Total; and Molly Moskins must go on the run!

    Regular price: $16.73

    • Miss Suki Is Kooky!

    • My Weird School, Book 17
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    Something weird is going on! Miss Suki is a famous children's book author - and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • i don't know

    • By Sophia J. Yeo on 03-09-16

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • awesome<br />

    • By Leyna on 05-21-15

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 10

    With over one million copies of his books in print, New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman is a hit with young readers thanks to his energetic stories tinged with uproarious humor. Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! introduces Ella Mentry Elementary School's zany bus driver. Mrs. Kormel has been driving everyone crazy lately, and it's up to AJ and his buddies to figure out why.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

    • My Weird School, Book 19
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 10

    Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School - Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

    • My Weird School, Book 18
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 7

    Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ms Yonkers is bonkers

    • By Awesome A on 12-06-16

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker

    • My Weird School, Book 10
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    What could be weirder than a mad science teacher who invents a car that runs on potatoes and wants to take over the world? How about a bus driver who can't even "find" the weirdest school on the planet?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mrs. Cooney Is Loony

    • My Weird School #7
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 10

    Dan Gutman’s critically acclaimed children’s books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor’s Choice. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman’s My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he’s developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.’s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney - plus, she’s married. And then things get even more confusing when A.J. begins to think his crush might be an international spy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love, action, and pretending to be sick. Great story!

    • By llscaggs on 05-07-18

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Small Is Off the Wall

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to good old dodgeball? In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to convince Miss Small to act her age before the end of the year! Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun.

    Regular price: $13.99

    • Ms. Hannah Is Bananas

    • My Weird School #4
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out—so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she’s making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!

    Regular price: $9.09

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