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    • Mrs. Patty Is Batty

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted. Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Daisy is Crazy

    • My Weird School #1
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 39
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 29
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 28

    Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Really annoying narration, lame story

    • By Lisa on 01-05-13

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Lazar is Bizarre

    • My Weird School, Book 9
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 11

    Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: It's the End When I Say It's the End

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.  

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

    • Timmy Failure, Book 1
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 43
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 36
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 34

    The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Need the illustrations

    • By HappyReader on 06-02-14

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15

    New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • funny and sweet

    • By Anonymous User on 04-08-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

    • My Weird School, Book 6
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Kid favorite Dan Gutman returns with another installment of the beloved My Weird School series. At Ella Mentry school, the grown-ups are all a little weird in their own unique ways. The sixth installment introduces Mr. Hynde, the substitute music teacher, who thinks he's a rock-and-roll star - and he even shows up on TV!

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms. Todd Is Odd

    • My Weird School, Book 12
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8

    Something weird is going on! A.J. and his friends are afraid that Ms. Todd, their substitute teacher, has killed their regular teacher and is trying to take over her job. They’re going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won’t be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

    • My Weird School, Book 21
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 13

    A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

    • My Weird School, Book 18
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 7

    Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ms Yonkers is bonkers

    • By Awesome A on 12-06-16

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Small Is Off the Wall

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to good old dodgeball? In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to convince Miss Small to act her age before the end of the year! Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun.

    Regular price: $13.99

    • Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • awesome<br />

    • By Leyna on 05-21-15

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    The winner of numerous awards for children’s fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character surfaces, Mrs. Roopy insists she was home sick that day!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The kiddos can't stop listening to it!

    • By Natasha on 12-06-11

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!

    • My Weird School, Book 14
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 15

    Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!

    • By Marco on 03-18-15

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker

    • My Weird School, Book 10
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    What could be weirder than a mad science teacher who invents a car that runs on potatoes and wants to take over the world? How about a bus driver who can't even "find" the weirdest school on the planet?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18

    Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Truly Amazing

    • By K. S. Alpert on 09-21-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs

    • Roscoe Riley Rules, Book 1
    • By: Katherine Applegate
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Popular children's author Katherine Applegate launches an entertaining new series featuring Roscoe Riley, a good-natured first grader whose own rules can't keep him out of mischief. In his first adventure, Roscoe shares a simple rule: Never glue your friends to chairs. But when he finds a bottle of Super-Mega-Gonzo glue in the junk drawer at home, he can't resist tossing it in his backpack and taking it to school.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great lessons from the time out chair he was glued to

    • By Not Public on 05-12-18

    Regular price: $5.59

    • Mr. Macky Is Wacky!

    • My Weird School, Book 15
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms LaGrange Is Strange!

    • My Weird School, Book 8
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 59 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Something weird is going on! Ms. LaGrange talks funny and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant! She grows her own food right out of the ground! Yuck! Plus, she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes!

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!

    • By Marco on 04-25-15

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms. Coco Is Loco

    • My Weird School, Book 16
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

    Regular price: $9.09

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