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    • Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

    • Timmy Failure, Book 1
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 37
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 29

    The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Good

    • By Linton A Harrington on 05-14-16

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Miss Daisy is Crazy

    • My Weird School #1
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23

    Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Really annoying narration, lame story

    • By Lisa on 01-05-13

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

    • Timmy Failure, Book 6
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • narrator is great!

    • By Anonymous User on 03-20-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!

    • My Weird School, Book 14
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 14

    Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!

    • By Marco on 03-18-15

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • funny and sweet

    • By Anonymous User on 04-08-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Miss Small Is Off the Wall

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to good old dodgeball? In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his class going to do? They've got to convince Miss Small to act her age before the end of the year! Never before has school been this mixed up -- or this much fun.

    Regular price: $13.99

    • Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker

    • My Weird School, Book 10
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    What could be weirder than a mad science teacher who invents a car that runs on potatoes and wants to take over the world? How about a bus driver who can't even "find" the weirdest school on the planet?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

    • My Weird School, Book 6
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Kid favorite Dan Gutman returns with another installment of the beloved My Weird School series. At Ella Mentry school, the grown-ups are all a little weird in their own unique ways. The sixth installment introduces Mr. Hynde, the substitute music teacher, who thinks he's a rock-and-roll star - and he even shows up on TV!

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms LaGrange Is Strange!

    • My Weird School, Book 8
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 59 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Something weird is going on! Ms. LaGrange talks funny and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant! She grows her own food right out of the ground! Yuck! Plus, she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes!

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!

    • By Marco on 04-25-15

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mrs. Cooney Is Loony

    • My Weird School #7
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 10

    Dan Gutman’s critically acclaimed children’s books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor’s Choice. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman’s My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he’s developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.’s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney - plus, she’s married. And then things get even more confusing when A.J. begins to think his crush might be an international spy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love, action, and pretending to be sick. Great story!

    • By llscaggs on 05-07-18

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms. Hannah Is Bananas

    • My Weird School #4
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out—so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she’s making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Miss Lazar is Bizarre

    • My Weird School, Book 9
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 11

    Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

    • My Weird School, Book 20
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • surprisingly heartwarming

    • By Anonymous User on 04-04-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have

    • Timmy Failure, Book 5
    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 7

    This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Timmy failure is the best book

    • By CC on 05-06-18

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Timmy Failure: We Meet Again

    • By: Stephan Pastis
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • awesome<br />

    • By Leyna on 05-21-15

    Regular price: $10.49

    • Ms. Coco Is Loco

    • My Weird School, Book 16
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

    • My Weird School, Book 21
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 12

    A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

    Regular price: $9.09

    • Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    The winner of numerous awards for children’s fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character surfaces, Mrs. Roopy insists she was home sick that day!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The kiddos can't stop listening to it!

    • By Natasha on 12-06-11

    Regular price: $9.09

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