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Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants
- Timmy Failure, Book 6
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
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Publisher's Summary
In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis' hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery - and possibly save his life!
Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 01-17-23
Read this
I think this book is really good the only thing I don’t like is the narrator he is a good narrator but he doesn’t fit Timmy quite right but overall this book was great
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- GypzyStar
- 12-19-19
Hilarious!!!
Sooo funny I laughed so hard I almost threw up! And Emelie ENPANADA was even more!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-20-18
narrator is great!
the story itself is pretty funny but the narrator makes it even better! I'll be checking out more books done by him
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- Maya
- 07-08-17
Awesome!!
Another successful listen from the Timmy Failure sequence. If I were to list all the funny things in it, I would fill three screens on the tablet/phone.
However, Jared Goldsmith's performance has slipped. His voice isn't up to his usual standards.
Apart from this small fault, it is thrilling. I am eagerly anticipating the next book.
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Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Ending to the Series
- By Greg from MN on 04-19-22
By: Stephan Pastis
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Curse of the Arctic Star
- Nancy Drew Diaries, Book 1
- By: Carolyn Keene
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 353
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 285
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 281
Dear Diary...Bess, George, and I are actually in Alaska! Everywhere you look, there are massive mountains and sparkling, deep-blue waters. We're on the maiden voyage of the Arctic Star luxury cruise ship, and my old friend, Becca Wright, the assistant cruise director, needs our help. She received threatening emails before even setting sail; then a bloody body turned up in the swimming pool.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- By Jennifer on 12-13-16
By: Carolyn Keene
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Artifacts
- A Faye Longchamp Mystery, Book 1
- By: Mary Anna Evans
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 973
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 890
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 885
Faye Longchamp has lost nearly everything, except for her quick mind and a grim determination to keep her ancestral home, Joyeuse, a moldering plantation. When the property taxes rise beyond her means, Faye sets out to save Joyeuse by digging for artifacts on her property and the surrounding national wildlife refuge and selling them on the black market. A tiny bit of that dead glory would pay a year’s taxes, and a big, valuable chunk of the past would save her home forever. But instead of potsherds and arrowheads, she uncovers a woman’s shattered skull, a Jackie Kennedy-style earring nestled against its cheek bone.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Too much mush
- By Vivian on 08-27-13
By: Mary Anna Evans
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Vacationland
- A Novel
- By: Meg Mitchell Moore
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski
- Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 212
Louisa has come to her parents’ house in Maine this summer with all three of her kids, a barely-written book, and a trunkful of resentment. Left behind in Brooklyn is her husband, who has promised that after this final round of fundraising at his startup he will once again pick up his share of the household responsibilities. Louisa is hoping that the crisp breeze off Penobscot Bay will blow away the irritation she is feeling with her life choices and replace it with enthusiasm for both her family and her work. But all isn’t well in Maine.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Overall a a good book!
- By Paula Stephen on 07-17-22
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Where'd You Go, Bernadette
- A Novel
- By: Maria Semple
- Narrated by: Kathleen Wilhoite
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,009
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,279
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,256
Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.
Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Misleading cover contains excellent novel
- By jennifer on 01-28-16
By: Maria Semple
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Hole in My Life
- By: Jack Gantos
- Narrated by: Jack Gantos
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 196
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 155
This prizewinning author of over thirty books for young people confronts the period of struggle and confinement that marked the end of his own youth. On the surface, the narrative tumbles from one crazed moment to the next as Gantos pieces together the story of his restless final year of high school, his short-lived career as a criminal, and his time in prison.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great memoir from a great kids/YA author
- By Matt on 05-10-18
By: Jack Gantos
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The Case of the Time-Capsule Bandit
- Randi Rhodes, Ninja Detective, Book 1
- By: Octavia Spencer
- Narrated by: Octavia Spencer
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 87
Meet Randi Rhodes, the world's first ninja detective! Mystery abounds in this delightful new middle-grade series from Academy Award-winning actress Octavia Spencer. Deer Creek is a small town whose only hope for survival is the success of their Founder's Day Festival. But the festival's main attraction, a time capsule that many people believe holds the town's treasure, has gone missing. andi Rhodes and her best friend, D.C., are Bruce Lee-inspired ninjas and local detectives determined to solve the case.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Quick Hitting Adventure
- By Kris on 11-19-13
By: Octavia Spencer
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The Change
- A Novel
- By: Kirsten Miller
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,642
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,504
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,504
Big Little Lies meets The Witches of Eastwick—a gloriously entertaining and knife-sharp feminist revenge fantasy about three women whose midlife crisis brings unexpected new powers—putting them on a collision course with the evil that lurks in their wealthy beach town.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not for me
- By Kerstin Eksmo on 11-10-22
By: Kirsten Miller
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Under the Cajun Moon
- By: Mindy Starns Clark
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 286
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 198
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Story4 out of 5 stars 201
What secrets can be found by the light of the Cajun moon? New Orleans may be the "Big Easy", but nothing about it was ever easy for international business etiquette expert Chloe Ledet. She moved away years ago, leaving her parents and their famous French Quarter restaurant behind. But when she hears that her father has been shot, she races home to be by his side and to handle his affairs, only to learn a longhidden secret that changes everything she knew to be true about herself and her family.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good clean mystery
- By Deborah on 10-11-11
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One Summer
- By: David Baldacci
- Narrated by: Ron McLarty, Orlagh Cassidy
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,171
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 969
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 969
It's almost Christmas, but there is no joy in the house of terminally ill Jack and his family. With only a short time left to live, he spends his last days preparing to say goodbye to his devoted wife, Lizzie, and their three children. Then, unthinkably, tragedy strikes again: Lizzie is killed in a car accident. With no one able to care for them, the children are separated from each other and sent to live with family members around the country. Just when all seems lost, Jack begins to recover in a miraculous turn of events.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Ebook producers, please listen!
- By Anonymous on 07-28-11
By: David Baldacci
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Southern Comfort
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Cummings
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 127
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 104
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Story4 out of 5 stars 104
Atlanta homicide detective Patrick “Tick” Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered. Abandoning his city and his career, he holed up in a beach house on Mango Key, Florida, and drowned his grief in Jack Daniels. Now sober and a bestselling author, Tick would gladly stay a recluse forever if his brother Pete didn’t keep trying to drag him back to the land of the living. After years of sacrificing her personal life in favor of her DEA job, special agent Kate Rush resigned and moved back to her native Miami.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointment
- By Klehan on 05-18-11
By: Fern Michaels
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Carolina Moonset
- By: Matt Goldman
- Narrated by: Bradford Hastings
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 453
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 422
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 418
Joey Green has returned to Beaufort, South Carolina, with its palmettos and shrimp boats, to look after his ailing father, who is succumbing to dementia, while his overstressed mother takes a break. Marshall Green’s short-term memory has all but evaporated, but his oldest memories are more vivid than ever. His mind keeps slipping backward in time, retreating into growing up in Beaufort as a boy. At first, this seems like a blessing of sorts, but Joey grows increasingly anxious as his father’s hallucinatory arguments with figures from his youth begin to hint at deadly secrets.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!!
- By Geneva on 09-27-22
By: Matt Goldman
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By Book or by Crook
- Lighthouse Library Mystery Series # 1
- By: Eva Gates
- Narrated by: Elise Arsenault
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 458
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 413
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Story4 out of 5 stars 413
For 10 years Lucy has enjoyed her job poring over rare tomes of literature for the Harvard Library, but she has not enjoyed the demands of her family's social whorl or her sort-of engagement to the staid son of her father's law partner. But when her 10-year relationship implodes, Lucy realizes that the plot of her life is in need of a serious rewrite.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A fun cozy with unfortunately bad narration
- By JJ on 01-14-16
By: Eva Gates
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Keeper of the Light
- Keeper Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Diane Chamberlain
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,801
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,643
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,638
Dr. Olivia Simon is on duty in the emergency room of North Carolina's Outer Banks Hospital when a gunshot victim is brought in. Midway through the desperate effort to save the young woman's life, Olivia realizes who she is - Annie O'Neill, the woman Olivia's husband, Paul, is in love with.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I can't finish this...
- By Calmeridian Tink on 03-31-16
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Artifact
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery, Book 1
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 744
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 672
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Story4 out of 5 stars 671
When historian Jaya Jones receives a mysterious package containing a jewel-encrusted artifact, she discovers the secrets of a lost Indian treasure may be hidden in a Scottish legend. But she's not the only one on the trail. Helping her decipher the cryptic clues are her magician best friend, a devastatingly handsome art historian with something to hide, and a charming archaeologist running for his life. When a member of the dig's crew is murdered, Jaya must figure out which of the scholars vying for her affections might be the love of her life - and which one is a killer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cozy only means no graphic sex or blood/guts
- By Jan on 07-01-15
By: Gigi Pandian
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Summer Hours at the Robbers Library
- A Novel
- By: Sue Halpern
- Narrated by: Josh Bloomberg, Dara Rosenberg, Allyson Ryan
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4 out of 5 stars 68
People are drawn to libraries for all kinds of reasons. Most come for the books themselves, of course; some come to borrow companionship. For head librarian Kit, the public library in Riverton, New Hampshire, offers what she craves most: peace. Here, no one expects Kit to talk about the calamitous events that catapulted her out of what she thought was a settled, suburban life. She can simply submerge herself in her beloved books and try to forget her problems. But that changes when 15-year-old, home-schooled Sunny gets arrested for shoplifting a dictionary.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Story. Well Read.
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