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Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants
- Timmy Failure, Book 6
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Series: Timmy Failure, Book 6
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis' hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery - and possibly save his life!
Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.
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- GypzyStar
- 12-19-19
Hilarious!!!
Sooo funny I laughed so hard I almost threw up! And Emelie ENPANADA was even more!
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 03-20-18
narrator is great!
the story itself is pretty funny but the narrator makes it even better! I'll be checking out more books done by him
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- Maya
- 07-08-17
Awesome!!
Another successful listen from the Timmy Failure sequence. If I were to list all the funny things in it, I would fill three screens on the tablet/phone.
However, Jared Goldsmith's performance has slipped. His voice isn't up to his usual standards.
Apart from this small fault, it is thrilling. I am eagerly anticipating the next book.