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    • Sinbad and the Argonauts

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Bridger Conklin
    • Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3

    Lost and cursed by treasure, Sinbad is racing to save his mother's realm from an advancing army of monsters. Agonized by his mistakes, Jason has taken the Argonauts on a seemingly impossible quest to alter the past. Their fateful paths cross on an island guarded by monstrous titans and warriors of rock and magma, where they find the secrets of a great crystalline temple are barred to even the greatest of "mere mortals." Forced to seek help, they set off together to confront the demigod Jason left behind: the mighty Heracles. Together the three might have some fighting chance of surviving the dangers ahead.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Harryhausen finds a home with Jason and Sinbad

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-18-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Super SF Double Feature

    • Lost Horizons Travel Agency and Suckers
    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Gary Bennett
    • Length: 1 hr and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    Styled like a classic drive-in double feature, this pair of tales strives to evoke that beloved era and its associated feelgood emotions while still thrilling and frightening those willing to take the rides. Both stories are family-style entertainment with little foul language and virtually no "adult situations" - in other words, sheer all-ages fun. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fun little read

    • By June on 08-15-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • It's Only Funny If You Laugh

    • The Haunting of the Midlands Amusement Park
    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Gary Bennett
    • Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    In 1972, the Red Bozos were the friendliest faces in frenetic Midlands Amusement Park. Flash forward four and a half decades: Midlands is a ghost park. Closed long ago and nearly forgotten, even by the locals, it sits shrouded in undergrowth and hill-topping forest surrounded by upscale new homes. Ringed with a decaying fence, hidden from sight, it presents a huge temptation to a group of bored, thrill-seeking youths who are about to learn that terror is, in fact, immortal. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Candela Clowns around with time travel

    • By Ray Johnson on 06-19-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Weedeaters: The Complete Acropalypse

    • Cinema of Awesomeness, Book 1
    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Karl A. Nordman
    • Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    Here it is: the blood-and-sap-splattered epic of gritty, wisecracking survivors turned mutant warriors in a global apocalypse against gigantic man-eating...dandelions. One sunny morning, the world awoke to the revenge of their own well-manicured lawns: Seeded by chemtrails and radiated by black-ops satellites, innocent little weeds swelled to massive size and uprooted themselves from the broken earth and raced off hungrily toward their new menu - mankind!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Don't eat your vegetables, they bite back!!!

    • By Ray Johnson on 07-23-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Krakenstein VS. Koalatron

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Paul-Alexandre Petit
    • Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Cleaning up is dirty business. Especially when you're Argiss Valance, a ruthless corporate magnate, and you want the world to see you as its ultimate philanthropist...even as you secretly plumb the ocean's depths for the key to immortality. Enter Koalatron, towering garbage-munching mechanical marvel, brainchild of Valance's brilliant wife Deanna, and cutting edge genius, Dr. Max Shepperton.  When Shepperton goes missing and a growing sea-horror rises, Deanna, her journalist half-sister Key Sharlayne and renegade eco-vigilante Jeremiah Savage find themselves in a terrifying showdown.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Cthulhu vs Mecha-Godzilla styled action.

    • By Ray Johnson on 07-09-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Imp

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Gary Bennett
    • Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 26
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 25

    From the writer of Ghost Hunter, Little Women with Big Guns, and Krakenstein vs. Koalatron comes an unforgettable excursion into the depths of the unknown. Loaded end to end with chills, this terrifying narrative is loosely based on accounts of encounters with the legendary Pukwudgie, a cryptozoological "myth" originating in Massachusetts' mysterious Bridgewater Triangle.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A puck-what-ie? Wedgie? I'm already freaking out

    • By Ray Johnson on 04-15-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Little Women with Big Guns

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Steve Wannall
    • Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6

    In this wildly imaginative and bullet-fast tale of advanced warrior legions eager to escape their banishment in a parallel dimension, an unlikely band of heroic women, bold and reckless enough to stand in their way, are humanity’s only hope against an impending incursion by a highly advanced army of invisible, disc-riding warriors.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Woman on woman action, bolt action that is!

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-18-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Night Has a Thousand Wings: Based on the Legend of the Missouri Flying Humanoid

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Stuart Gauffi
    • Length: 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    The Missouri Flying Humanoid is Nosferatu for real - a cryptozoological winged "human" reported to hang around Turkey Creek, Missouri. It's big as a human, with broad wings; a survivor who encountered one reported that it was strong enough to lift his truck up off the road. So when monster hunters Rollie, Eve, Taylor, and Ursula go after it, armed for bear, it's no mere snipe hunt in the woods - the game is life and death, and guns or not, the bold foursome are in way over their heads. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This ain't no Mothman Prophecy, blood will flow!

    • By Ray Johnson on 04-19-18

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Oz Files

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Rory Mayne
    • Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 5

    Picture an Oz straight out of pulp detective fiction, one featuring a trio of hilariously overcompensating heroes: the No Longer Cowardly Lion, the Too Much Heart Tin Man and the Brainy If Still Not Wise Scarecrow. Put them on the trail of a mystery so twisted and deep that they're in way over their heads before they've even set foot outside the Wizard's palace.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Dorothy went home, they have to clean up her mess

    • By Ray Johnson on 04-04-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Ether Bunny

    • By: Kevin Candela
    • Narrated by: Gary Bennett
    • Length: 33 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Todd Markway's fate was laid out for him that chilly February 29 when he was born. The Hat Man was coming for him; it was just a matter of time. And no one can stop the Hat Man - no one, that is, but a bunny. Todd's spirit guardian has kept him alive, defending him from the most fearsome "shadow being" in the spectral world on Markway's fourth and eighth birthdays. But the rabbit, Galbey, is gone, and the most critical birthday of all is coming up - Todd's 12th. And this time, he's on his own.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Here comes Ether Cottontail, hoppin' down . . . .

    • By Ray Johnson on 04-08-18

    Regular price: $3.95