Kent Hill
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Kent Hill

KENT HILL is the "new", thinking-man's Jean Claude Van Damme. He has been known to fight in desperate battles against impossible odds against hordes of imaginary foes. He has been known to volunteer for suicide missions, and has been witnessed shooting fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. He is the author of Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future (StrangeHouse Books), DeathMaster: Adventures in the 39th Uncharted Dimension, The Last Barbarian (with Craig Mullins), Necropolis Tryst, Zombie Park, Retirement Village of the Damned (all for Riot Forge), The Ballad of the Crying Clown in Floppy Shoes Apocalypse, Give me a home among the Zombies in Undead Legacy, The Ghost Mask in Doorway to Death, The Last of the Green Grass in Under the Bridge, Won't you be my Neighbor in Suburban Secrets, The Day the Pizza Died in JEAPers Creepers, Hercules with a Shotgun in Straight to Video, Army of Dicks in The Sequel: Straight 2 Video, Old Dave dies at the End in Drowning in Gore, That Bastard Loner in Strange Dominion, Little Tommy Psycho in Psycho Path, The Freaky Four in FREAKS, That F#@king Guy (A Novella) (all anthologies for J. Ellington Ashton Press), The Man in the Hand in Destroy All Robots, Sword Dude (both for Dynatox Ministries) Hercules with a Shotgun (Cinema of Awesomeness Series), Those the Shadows Hide in Conquest of the Planet of the Tapes: Straight to Video III, A Savage Journey into the Heart of Nowhere in The Doctor's . . . In, Contains Crude Language, DeathMaster: The Director's Cut and Sword Dude 2 (for KHP) Mask of the Savage Lands in Star Fox: Adventures of Zorro Across Time and Dimension (Published by Michael Kanuckel), Bring down the Curtain in The Classics Never Die! An Anthology of Old School Movie Monsters (Red All Over Books).
He lives on "The Downs" in Southern Queensland, Australia, with his wife and son.

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    • Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: David Quimby
    • Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
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    Porn. It’s a part of our society. But in the future, it has all but eclipsed every known form of currency. The creatures that control it are as terrifying in form as they are lustful for sexual gratification. And one of them has just crash-landed in the Wild West....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Xratedterrestials skin their smokewagons out West

    • By Ray Johnson on 09-03-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Classics Never Die!

    • An Anthology of Old School Movie Monsters
    • By: Matthew Vaughn, Jodie Manning-Bares, Kevin Candela, and others
    • Narrated by: Quintin W. Allen
    • Length: 7 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Dracula, Wolfman, The Mummy, Frankenstein. You've lived with the stories your whole life. You've read the tales. You've watched the films. But what if the stories were different? Find out more....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • The Classics will relive

    • By Donald Armfield on 05-07-19

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Deathmaster

    • Adventures in the 39th Uncharted Dimension
    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
    • Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16

    Enter a world that is the ultimate valentine to those cheap and cheesy sci-fi/fantasy flicks from the 80s....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Call the Bomb Squad because my mind is blown!

    • By Ray Johnson on 07-20-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Retirement Village of the Damned

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: Karl A. Nordman
    • Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    When a writer, down on his luck, takes an assignment as a reporter for a small-town newspaper he figures life couldn't get much worse or mundane....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fun and Silly

    • By Stacey Longo on 12-24-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Zombie Park

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
    • Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    Imagine someone creates a park full of zombies to cash in on the general public's infatuation with the undead. Next, imagine dinosaurs returning to prominence in a Planet of the Apes-type scenario and evolving so they fill all the roles we humans once did....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Zombies vs Dinos after humans go extinct

    • By Ray Johnson on 11-29-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Sword Dude 2

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
    • Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    This is Sword Dude 2 - the continuing adventures of the hero also known as the Dude of Swords. He’s back, by popular demand, fighting, killing, playing it cool, and saving the girl in this phantasmagoric romp into realms fantastic....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Bloody good fun!

    • By Ray Johnson on 08-05-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Outback Bites

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: Tom Edwards
    • Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 5

    In the land down under, a predator could be lurking behind every tree, inside every shadow. It is, however, a horrible new menace that threatens the serenity of the vast, sunburnt country: washed inland on a wave of toxic waste, mixed with great white sharks and sleazy topless waitresses....

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Not for me.

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 10-09-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Necropolis Tryst

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: Mike Carnes
    • Length: 2 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Kent Hill presents a double whammy, a double feature, one part heart and one part laughs. Necropolis Tryst begins your listening experience with a tale close to life, full of laughs, love, and tragedy....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fiendish writing by a genius mastermind

    • By Ray Johnson on 11-29-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Hercules with a Shotgun

    • Cinema of Awesomeness, Volume 3
    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: Darrin Eigenbauer
    • Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Retiring to his island getaway, Hercules is content to bask in his celebrity and do as little as possible. That is until a new monster comes to earth looking for trouble. Hercules is forced to get back into the fight, only to discover there is something missing: his supernatural strength....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • You know you're in trouble when Herc is packing

    • By Ray Johnson on 10-26-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Contains Crude Language

    • By: Kent Hill
    • Narrated by: Austin Vetter
    • Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      3 out of 5 stars 1

    With an eclectic mix of greasy, salty, and sweet, Kent Hill brings his unique spin to poetic verse. With musings on aging action heroes, zombies, giant robots, vengeful clowns, goat-killing trolls, and toilet humour, Hill leaves no stone unturned in this odyssey with words that rhyme....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • a poetry book unlike any other!

    • By Leticia Crow on 03-17-19

    Regular price: $6.95

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