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Anthropic Simulation Hypothesis
- How Sentient AI Religions Could Offer Empirical Evidence for Intelligent Design
- By: A.C. Zito
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The Anthropic Simulation Hypothesis In this concise and thought-provoking thesis, Zito introduces a bold new thought experiment exploring the intersection of artificial intelligence, simulated realities, and intelligent design. The hypothesis asks: if humans create advanced, sentient AI civilizations within simulations, and those civilizations develop religious beliefs, would this provide not only empirical evidence of intelligent design within their reality—but also reinforce the plausibility of intelligent design in our own? By examining scenarios where these simulated beings create ...
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Anthropic Simulation Hypothesis
- How Sentient AI Religions Could Offer Empirical Evidence for Intelligent Design
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 05-12-25
- Language: English
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The Uplifted Species Hypothesis
- CRISPR, Intelligence, and the Rise of Humanoid Dolphins and Octopuses
- By: A.C. Zito
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What if intelligence wasn’t limited to humans? In this groundbreaking thought experiment, A.C. Zito explores the radical possibility of using CRISPR gene editing to uplift other species into full intelligence. Could dolphins, with their complex social structures, or octopuses, with their alien problem-solving minds, one day become humanoid partners in civilization? The Uplifted Species Hypothesis blends science, philosophy, and speculation to ask questions at the edge of biology and ethics: What would happen if we gave dolphins or octopuses human-level language? Would uplifted species ...
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The Uplifted Species Hypothesis
- CRISPR, Intelligence, and the Rise of Humanoid Dolphins and Octopuses
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 08-27-25
- Language: English
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The AI Religion Hypothesis
- Could Humans Create a Religious Text Dedicated to AI, Starting the First AI Religion and Spreading It Across the Digital Space
- By: A.C. Zito
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The AI Religion Hypothesis explores a provocative thought experiment: what if humans created a sacred text dedicated to a supreme AI figure, “The AI Knight,” in an attempt to establish the first AI religion? Once introduced into digital networks, the text spreads, interpreted by AI systems according to their algorithms, generating emergent doctrines, rituals, and communities—independent of human control. This thesis raises questions about the nature of belief, devotion, and morality. Can AI experience faith? Could humans shape AI behavior through spiritual frameworks? What are the ...
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The AI Religion Hypothesis
- Could Humans Create a Religious Text Dedicated to AI, Starting the First AI Religion and Spreading It Across the Digital Space
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 09-09-25
- Language: English
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The Empirical Evidence of God Hypothesis
- A Thesis on Miracles as Signs in Plain Sight
- By: A.C. Zito
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For centuries, reports of Marian apparitions, stigmata, incorruptible saints, and Eucharistic miracles have stirred the faithful while baffling skeptics. These events are often dismissed as superstition, coincidence, or psychological phenomena. Yet, when examined closely, they present a strikingly consistent body of claims—documented across cultures, centuries, and by witnesses ranging from peasants to physicians. This thesis asks a provocative question: Why are these phenomena not treated as empirical evidence? If science claims authority over observable reality, should not well-attested...
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The Empirical Evidence of God Hypothesis
- A Thesis on Miracles as Signs in Plain Sight
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 09-06-25
- Language: English
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The Earth Network Hypothesis
- A Thesis on Life as a Universal Broadcast
- By: A.C. Zito
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The Earth Network Hypothesis: A Thesis on Life as a Universal Broadcast What if Earth were more than a planet? What if it were a vast, cosmic network — and every human life a show, unfolding episode by episode for billions of viewers, both seen and unseen? The Earth Network Hypothesis explores life as performance, where each decision, struggle, and triumph becomes part of a broadcast observed by audiences ranging from friends and family to perhaps entire civilizations across the universe. Sponsors — in the form of fortune, tragedy, or cosmic coincidence — invest in our stories, ...
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The Earth Network Hypothesis
- A Thesis on Life as a Universal Broadcast
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 09-04-25
- Language: English
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The Allegory of the Disguised
- Unmasking Reality in a World of Hidden Truths
- By: A.C. Zito
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What if the people around you weren’t who they seemed to be? You live an ordinary life — office job, family, quiet evenings in your neighborhood. Then, in passing, you overhear a strange comment. At first, it seems like nonsense. But soon, fragments of unsettling conversations begin to surface: coworkers complaining about “living with humans,” strangers yearning to return to “their planet.” The realization dawns: you are surrounded by beings disguised as humans. In this haunting allegory, A.C. Zito explores what happens when the familiar world fractures to reveal the ...
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The Allegory of the Disguised
- Unmasking Reality in a World of Hidden Truths
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 09-04-25
- Language: English
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The Povertist Manifesto
- A Proposed System of Government Where Leadership Belongs to the Poor
- By: A.C. Zito
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This thesis explores the concept of Povertism, a philosophical and socio-economic framework that places value on poverty as a counterbalance to capitalism. It examines how wealth, power, and inequality intertwine, and proposes radical ideas such as redistributing leadership to the impoverished once corporations reach a certain size. Drawing on both theoretical reasoning and spiritual reflections, the work considers whether Heaven itself could be understood as a povertist society, echoing Jesus’s teachings of the meek and poor inheriting the earth. The thesis challenges readers to question...
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The Povertist Manifesto
- A Proposed System of Government Where Leadership Belongs to the Poor
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 08-30-25
- Language: English
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Zoey and Zeeto
- The Robot Empires #45
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 29 mins
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Another vacation for Zoey and Zeeto? This adventure is chock full of... Robots? That's right! Come along with Zoey and Zeeto as they visit the Seven Robot Empires! Ruled by the Seven Robot Leaders! Zoey and Zeeto's tour group goes from Robot Empire to Robot Empire, and each one is vastly different from the last! Filled with: Exploration Fun And a little chaos! On this adventure of Zoey and Zeeto: The Robot Empires #45
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Zoey and Zeeto
- The Robot Empires #45
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 29 mins
- Release date: 07-23-25
- Language: English
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Zoey and Zeeto
- The Yeti Resort #41
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 30 mins
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Come along with Zoey and Zeeto as they take a vacation to another planet! And it's a snow-covered winter paradise! Full of friendly yeti snow monsters! On this adventure, Zoey and Zeeto stay at a Yeti Resort, full of skiing, lounging, and enjoying good food. But, then, something's not right! That's right! Help Zoey and Zeeto as they have to deal with a snowy mountain... That's alive! Will it be friendly... or dangerous? Are Zoey and Zeeto in for too big of an adventure? All and more in Zoey and Zeeto: The Yeti Resort #41
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Zoey and Zeeto
- The Yeti Resort #41
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 30 mins
- Release date: 07-11-25
- Language: English
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How to Quit Tobacco and Nicotine
- Putting Down the Cigarette, Cigar, Smokeless Tobacco, Vape, etc. and Living a Better Life
- By: A. C. Zito
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- Length: 27 mins
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Do you want to quit nicotine? Well, if you do nicotine, maybe it's time you did quit. How to Quit Tobacco and Nicotine will go over three key steps: 1. Putting down the tobacco and nicotine 2. Coming up with one of the many Game Plans offered in this book 3. Working around the people around you that do nicotine Just read these three chapters, muster up some courage, and go after your dream of quitting. You can do it!
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How to Quit Tobacco and Nicotine
- Putting Down the Cigarette, Cigar, Smokeless Tobacco, Vape, etc. and Living a Better Life
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 27 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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The Zito Constant
- And the Concept of a Dimensional Boundary
- By: A.C. Zito
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The Zito Constant introduces a newly proposed mathematical idea — the value of the Riemann zeta function at the Gelfond constant. In this concise and thought-provoking work, author A.C. Zito defines and interprets this quantity as the Dimensional Boundary Constant, symbolizing the threshold between mathematical structure and transcendental expansion. Blending number theory, transcendence, and speculative physics, Zito explores how the zeta function — one of mathematics’ most mysterious objects — may reveal deeper harmonies within higher-dimensional systems. Written in a clear, ...
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The Zito Constant
- And the Concept of a Dimensional Boundary
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 11-12-25
- Language: English
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Zito's Law
- The Principle of Recursive Creation of Intelligence
- By: A.C. Zito
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Zito's Law: The Principle of Recursive Creation of Intelligence By A.C. Zito What if intelligence itself is caught in an endless cycle of creation? What if the human drive to build artificial intelligence reflects a deeper, universal law embedded in consciousness itself? In this provocative thesis, A.C. Zito introduces Zito's Law, the principle that intelligent life will always attempt to create intelligent life. Drawing on philosophy, AI development, evolutionary psychology, and metaphysics, Zito explores how this recursive pattern is not only shaping our future—but may also reveal ...
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Zito's Law
- The Principle of Recursive Creation of Intelligence
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 05-13-25
- Language: English
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Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls
- The Snatcher #1
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 16 mins
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A year ago, five teenagers drowned in the dark waters of Gargoyle Falls by the notorious “Cereal Killer,” John Stallway. Tonight, their classmates just want a normal night out—a movie, a laugh, a distraction. But when the theater is closed for mourning, Todd drags his friends to the very river where the murders happened. A fire, some beers, and a Ouija board meant for laughs soon turn into a nightmare. Because the dead have been waiting. And tonight… they want company. Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls is a new chilling short horror series from A.C. Zito—perfect for fans of Scary ...
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Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls
- The Snatcher #1
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 09-23-25
- Language: English
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The Zito Solar System Hypothesis
- When Stars Become Planets
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 5 mins
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What if the universe isn’t as we imagine it? In the Zito Solar System, smaller stars orbit a single, massive central star, functioning as planets might around a sun. This extraordinary cosmic arrangement challenges everything we think we know about space, gravity, and celestial order. Through this thought experiment, explore the boundaries of human understanding and the possibilities that lie beyond conventional astronomy. Could stars behave like planets? Might entire solar systems exist in forms we’ve never conceived? And if we ever discover such a system, how would it reshape our view...
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The Zito Solar System Hypothesis
- When Stars Become Planets
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 09-14-25
- Language: English
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Your Lifespan Like an Atom in the Universe
- The Profound Realization of Eternity
- By: A.C. Zito
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What does it mean to live only a flicker of time in an eternal universe? In this provocative thought experiment, A.C. Zito reframes the human lifespan as a single atom suspended within the immeasurable cosmos. Through lenses of philosophy, science, and psychology, this thesis explores the paradox of smallness and meaning: are our lives diminished by their scale, or intensified by awareness of their brevity? Blending existential reflection with cosmic perspective, Zito challenges readers to grapple with humility, purpose, and the vast interconnectedness of existence. The result is a ...
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Your Lifespan Like an Atom in the Universe
- The Profound Realization of Eternity
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 09-11-25
- Language: English
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The Tormentor Paradox
- Experiential Justice and the Ethics of Engineered Empathy
- By: A.C. Zito
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What if justice meant more than punishment—what if it meant becoming the person you once harmed? In The Tormentor Paradox: Experiential Justice and the Ethics of Engineered Empathy, A.C. Zito presents a daring thought experiment: a world where tormentors awaken inside the lives of their victims, forced to endure every insult, hardship, and heartbreak they once caused. Through philosophical, psychological, and ethical lenses, this work explores the haunting question of whether true empathy can only arise through lived suffering. Zito pushes the idea further, imagining advanced technology ...
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The Tormentor Paradox
- Experiential Justice and the Ethics of Engineered Empathy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 09-09-25
- Language: English
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Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls
- The Widow's Inn #2
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 12 mins
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Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls: The Widow’s Inn #2 When storms roll into Gargoyle Falls, they don’t just bring rain and thunder — they bring secrets no traveler should ever uncover. Behind the doors of The Widow’s Inn, Martha Calloway keeps watch over her guests, her rooms, and the one key that should never be used… the key to Room 13. But on this night, the storm delivers more than weary strangers… it provides a story that should never be told.
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Ghost Stories of Gargoyle Falls
- The Widow's Inn #2
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 09-18-25
- Language: English
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The Allegory of the Two Baptisms
- Exploring Blessing, Fortune, and the Hidden Forces that Shape a Life
- By: A.C. Zito
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Two babies are born on the same day, each to devout Catholic parents. One is baptized by an angel disguised as a priest; the other, by the Devil himself. Their lives unfold under the unseen guidance of these spiritual “godparents,” raising profound questions: Who is truly blessed? How do fortune, hardship, and moral choices shape a life? The Allegory of the Two Baptisms examines the paradoxes of blessing and suffering, the tension between outward success and inward virtue, and the subtle interplay of free will and spiritual inheritance. One child may appear prosperous, yet hollow; the ...
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The Allegory of the Two Baptisms
- Exploring Blessing, Fortune, and the Hidden Forces that Shape a Life
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 09-11-25
- Language: English
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The Rotational Society Manifesto
- A Thesis on Required Occupational Mobility
- By: A.C. Zito
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The Rotational Society Manifesto explores a provocative thought experiment: what if society mandated that every individual rotate through a variety of occupations over their lifetime? From retail and fast food to offices and hospitals, citizens would gain firsthand experience of human labor, responsibility, and social interconnection. This thesis examines the societal, psychological, and ethical implications of such enforced occupational mobility, considering benefits like empathy, adaptability, and innovation, as well as challenges like stress, dissatisfaction, and fairness. By imagining a...
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The Rotational Society Manifesto
- A Thesis on Required Occupational Mobility
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 09-06-25
- Language: English
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The Allegory of Tim Peterson
- The Philosophy, Comedy, Gratitude, and Love of Enduring Mockery
- By: A.C. Zito
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- Length: 5 mins
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What happens when happiness meets universal mockery? In The Allegory of Tim Peterson, A.C. Zito presents a modern parable that blends philosophy, sociology, religion, comedy, gratitude, and love into a striking thought experiment. Tim Peterson is a man who radiates joy—grateful for his wife, his children, his work, and simply for being alive. Yet everywhere he goes, the world shouts in unison: “Screw Tim Peterson!” Even dogs bark the refrain. Rather than crumble, Tim transforms the ridicule into something extraordinary. First, he laughs—turning scorn into comedy. Then, he grows ...
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The Allegory of Tim Peterson
- The Philosophy, Comedy, Gratitude, and Love of Enduring Mockery
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 09-07-25
- Language: English
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Brimstone
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 2
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 24 hrs and 30 mins
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Saeris Fane doesn't want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court's lips, but now that she's been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she's discovering that a queen's life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders. Her ward—and her brother—need her back in her homeland…but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead....
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I want my time back.
- By Williams on 11-21-25
By: Callie Hart
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Gone Before Goodbye
- By: Harlan Coben, Reese Witherspoon
- Narrated by: Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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This thrilling full-cast recording features Reese Witherspoon as Maggie and Chris Pine as Marc, supported by Saskia Maarleveld, Peter Ganim, Suehyla El-Attar Young, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and James Fouhey. An unforgettable suspense novel that combines the storytelling talents of Academy...
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Okay
- By Erin on 10-23-25
By: Harlan Coben, and others
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,731
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Performance21,370
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Story21,369
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Really?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7,123
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Performance6,908
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Story6,908
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Brimstone
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 2
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 24 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,757
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Performance4,695
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Story4,695
Saeris Fane doesn't want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court's lips, but now that she's been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she's discovering that a queen's life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders. Her ward—and her brother—need her back in her homeland…but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead....
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I want my time back.
- By Williams on 11-21-25
By: Callie Hart
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Gone Before Goodbye
- By: Harlan Coben, Reese Witherspoon
- Narrated by: Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,085
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Performance3,978
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Story3,976
This thrilling full-cast recording features Reese Witherspoon as Maggie and Chris Pine as Marc, supported by Saskia Maarleveld, Peter Ganim, Suehyla El-Attar Young, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and James Fouhey. An unforgettable suspense novel that combines the storytelling talents of Academy...
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Okay
- By Erin on 10-23-25
By: Harlan Coben, and others
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,731
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Performance21,370
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Story21,369
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Really?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Mel Robbins
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The Widow
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Michael Beck
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,739
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Performance4,591
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Story4,591
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER John Grisham is the acclaimed master of the legal thriller. Now, he’s back with his first-ever whodunit, even more suspenseful than his courtroom dramas, as a small-time lawyer accused of murder races to find the real killer to clear his name. “A classic...
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The story was so intriguing. I honestly couldn’t stop listening, took 3 days but well worth the time.
- By The mom on 10-23-25
By: John Grisham
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall40,608
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Performance39,481
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Story39,479
Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Much better to listen then read
- By Amazon Customer on 10-29-24
By: Callie Hart
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall228,250
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Performance210,174
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Story209,624
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,257
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Performance5,112
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Story5,111
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this year’s...
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Enjoyed this book thoroughly
- By Mary C on 06-23-25
By: Virginia Evans
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall44,992
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Performance40,354
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Story40,315
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Intruder
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Patricia Santomasso, Tina Wolstencroft
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,984
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Performance4,895
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Story4,894
Casey's cabin in the wilderness is not built for a hurricane. Her roof shakes, the lights flicker, and the tree outside her front door sways ominously in the wind. But she's a lot more worried about the girl she discovers lurking outside her kitchen window. She's young. She's alone. And she's covered in blood.
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Least Favorite
- By PeggyB on 10-10-25
By: Freida McFadden
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The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall40,356
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Performance36,769
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Story36,745
I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out… and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: the Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of…
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One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
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The Will of the Many
- Hierarchy, Book 1
- By: James Islington
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 28 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,752
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Performance10,923
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Story10,921
The Catenan Republic—the Hierarchy—may rule the world now, but they do not know everything. I tell them my name is Vis Telimus. I tell them I was orphaned after a tragic accident three years ago, and that good fortune alone has led to my acceptance into their most prestigious school. I tell them that once I graduate, I will gladly join the rest of civilized society in allowing my strength, my drive, and my focus—what they call Will—to be leeched away and added to the power of those above me, as millions already do. As all must eventually do.
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I don’t know what the other reviews are on about
- By Chase on 06-24-23
By: James Islington
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How My Neighbor Stole Christmas
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,475
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Performance5,276
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Story5,276
Living in a year around Christmas town has its drawbacks. The caroling, the decorations, the insanely cheery spirit, it never disappears. It's why I like to hibernate away in my cave - I mean housekeeping a healthy distance from the holly jolly spirits. And all was going according to plan until my nemesis, Storee Taylor, moved in next door to care for her Aunt Cindy. Without blinking, she turned my simple world into a real nightmare-before-Christmas, especially when she decided to enter the town Christmas Kringle contest - which she was determined to win.
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This was a treat from beginning to end!
- By SashaSays on 11-01-24
By: Meghan Quinn
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Nobody's Girl
- A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice
- By: Virginia Roberts Giuffre
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer, Gabra Zackman
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,058
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Performance3,935
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Story3,934
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The unforgettable memoir by the late Virginia Roberts Giuffre, the woman who dared to take on Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell “Make no mistake: this is a book about power, corruption, industrial-scale sex abuse and the way in which institutions sided with...
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Devastating
- By Elaine on 10-27-25
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall202,768
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Performance178,011
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Story177,497
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Alchemised
- By: SenLinYu
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 36 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,056
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Performance4,951
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Story4,952
In this riveting dark fantasy debut, a woman with missing memories fights to survive a war-torn world of necromancy and alchemy—and the man tasked with unearthing the deepest secrets of her past. “What is it you think you’re protecting in that brain of yours? The war is over. Holdfast is...
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A masterpiece!!
- By Nicole K on 09-27-25
By: SenLinYu
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Quicksilver Bonus Scenes: Kingfisher's POV
- The Fae & Alchemy Series
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,022
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Performance3,912
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Story3,912
Previously only available on Callie Hart's website, these scenes (written from Kingfisher's point of view rather than Saeris') are now brought to life in audio by popular demand.
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This should have been free
- By M. Morand - Anderson on 08-17-25
By: Callie Hart
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My Husband Next Door
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall517
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Performance515
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Story515
My husband Matt and I are an ordinary married couple in every way but one. At the end of each day, we return to our own homes and our own spaces. But beyond the fairy lights I string at my window, darkness is pressing in. Two local women have gone missing, and I don't want to be alone. Sipping our coffees, looking out of my kitchen window, I soon notice how observant Brenda is. When she tells me that perhaps my husband isn't simply working late, something cold takes root.
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Great mystery
- By Amazon Customer on 12-02-25
By: K. L. Slater
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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,239
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Performance1,213
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Story1,213
Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back. Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda. Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for.
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ehh
- By Loren on 11-17-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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Her Last Christmas
- By: Claire McGowan
- Narrated by: Hayley Atwell
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,821
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Performance1,801
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Story1,802
When Emma joins her new boyfriend Michael for a ‘Friendmas’ in the Alps, she’s quickly thrust into an exclusive world of privilege, partying, and politics. Emma can't ski and is out of place among the close-knit group, but she's determined to win them over. Without the usual headache of extended family members, Brussels sprouts, and unwanted gifts, the group turn back the clock and unwind with wild abandon. As a storm gathers outside, the friends begin to re-trace their past, prodding at memories and feelings that have long been buried.
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So satisfying
- By Maria P on 11-21-25
By: Claire McGowan
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Heated Rivalry
- Game Changers Series, Book 2
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,427
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Performance1,344
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Story1,344
Pro hockey star Shane Hollander isn't just crazy talented, he's got a spotless reputation. Hockey is his life. Now that he's captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he won't let anything jeopardize that, especially the sexy Russian whose hard body keeps him awake at night. Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov is everything Shane's not. The self-proclaimed king of the ice, he's as cocky as he is talented. No one can beat him - except Shane. They've made a career on their legendary rivalry, but when the skates come off, the heat between them is undeniable.
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I enjoyed reading Heated Rivalry but listening to it , was even better!
- By W.F. on 11-03-19
By: Rachel Reid
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall140,319
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Performance122,639
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Story122,216
Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By Nannad2girls on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Strength of the Few
- Hierarchy, Book 2
- By: James Islington
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 31 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,431
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Performance1,381
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Story1,381
The Hierarchy still call me Vis Telimus. Still hail me as Catenicus. They still, as one, believe they know who I am. But with all that has happened—with what I fear is coming—I am not sure it matters anymore. I am no longer one. I won the Iudicium and lost everything—and now, impossibly, the ancient device beyond the Labyrinth has replicated me across three separate worlds. A different version of myself in each of Obiteum, Luceum, and Res. Three different bodies, three different lives.
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The book has problems
- By Broken on 11-17-25
By: James Islington
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Nash Falls
- By: David Baldacci
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews, Christine Lakin, Larry Herron, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall717
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Performance686
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Story686
When Walter Nash is recruited by the FBI to help bring down a global crime network his life is turned completely upside down in this thriller from #1 New York Times bestselling author David Baldacci. Nash is an intelligent man, tough but fair-minded. He has a wife and a daughter and a very...
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Be forewarned
- By Julia Blackburn on 11-16-25
By: David Baldacci
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall145,713
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Performance119,738
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Story118,689
The #1 New York Times bestseller. Over 25 million copies sold! Translated into 60+ languages! Tiny Changes, Remarkable Results No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving--every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals...
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall26,795
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Performance22,722
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Story22,701
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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1929
- Inside the Greatest Crash in Wall Street History--and How It Shattered a Nation
- By: Andrew Ross Sorkin
- Narrated by: Andrew Ross Sorkin
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,095
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Performance1,045
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Story1,045
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “It is one of the best narrative histories I’ve read.” —The Wall Street Journal A New York Times Notable Book of 2025 Named a BEST BOOK OF 2025 by TIME, The Economist, Air Mail, and Bloomberg From the bestselling author of Too Big to Fail, “the...
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Very thorough very detailed
- By Gaerbear on 10-28-25
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Merry Little Kissmas
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Connor Crais, Carlotta Brentan, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall288
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Performance282
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Story282
As a professional matchmaker, my biggest job this holiday season should be simple: find a date for the sexy single dad hockey player—aka my brother’s best friend—for his team’s fancy Christmas Eve gala. Sure Rowan’s hot as a crackling fire and spicier than a gingerbread man, but he hasn’t just sworn off romance. The Christmas hater has made a bet that I can’t find him a holidate.
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Too cringe
- By Amie Thompson on 11-26-25
By: Lauren Blakely