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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Just when they think they are safe, theMcDonald twins are chased by an evil Elvis impersonator, trapped in a pool of flesh-eating soda pop, nearly pulverized in a giant shredder, and crushed in a turbo-charged carnival ride. Worst of all, no one believes them! Will they make it out alive? Will they ever find out who's really after them? All bets are off in this explosive third book in the Genius Files series.
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WHAT AN AMAZING BOOK!!!
- By feiyuan on 10-20-20
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You Only Die Twice
- The Genius Files, Book 3
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Series: The Genius Files, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 09-17-13
- Language: English
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Oh, the Places You'll Go!
- By: Dr. Seuss
- Narrated by: John Lithgow
- Length: 7 mins
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Here is the incomparable Dr. Seuss' story of an unnamed "you" whose travels through the world involve a series of ups and downs. His ultimate success, however, is "98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed!"
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CONGRATULATIONS!!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-20-17
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Oh, the Places You'll Go!
- Narrated by: John Lithgow
- Length: 7 mins
- Release date: 09-20-07
- Language: English
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah!
- By: Fiona Rosenbloom
- Narrated by: Fiona Rosenbloom
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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Stacy Friedman is getting ready for one of the most important events of her young life—her bat mitzvah. All she wants is the perfect dress to wear, her friends by her side, and her biggest crush ever, Andy Goldfarb, to dance with her (and maybe even make out with her on the dance floor). But Stacy's well-laid plans quickly start to fall apart... Her stressed-out mother forces her to buy a hideous sequined dress that makes her look like the bride of Frankenstein. Her mitzvahs are not going well at all. And then the worst thing in the entire world happens.
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah!
- Narrated by: Fiona Rosenbloom
- Series: Stacy Friedman, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 11-07-23
- Language: English
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I'm Not Scared, You're Scared
- By: Seth Meyers
- Narrated by: Seth Meyers
- Length: 11 mins
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When you're a bear who is easily scared, it's hard to have friends. Fortunately, Bear has one: Rabbit, who is very brave. One day, Rabbit urges Bear to face his fears and embark on an adventure together. However, things don't entirely go as planned, and the two friends learn the true meaning of bravery.
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I'm Not Scared, You're Scared
- Narrated by: Seth Meyers
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 03-15-22
- Language: English
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Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
- Timmy Failure, Book 5
- By: Stephan Pastis
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
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This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.
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suck it!!!!!!!!
- By A. Small on 02-26-24
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Timmy Failure: The Book You're Not Supposed to Have
- Timmy Failure, Book 5
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Series: Timmy Failure, Book 5
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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Only You Can Save Mankind
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Richard Mitchley
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
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As the mighty alien fleet from the very latest computer game thunders across the computer screen, Johnny prepares to blow them into the usual million pieces. And they send him a message: We surrender. They're not supposed to do that! They're supposed to die. And computer joysticks don't have 'Don't Fire' buttons. But it's only a game... isn't it?
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Another Terry Pratchett delight
- By Amazon Customer on 06-21-12
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Only You Can Save Mankind
- Narrated by: Richard Mitchley
- Series: Johnny Maxwell, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 01-20-11
- Language: English
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See You Around, Sam
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Anastasia Krupnik's little brother, Sam, wants fangs more than anything in the world. But there is one big problem. Sam's mother, Mrs. Krupnik, has fangphobia and forbids Sam even to touch his plastic vampire fangs in the house. How can she not see how cool fangs really are? Sure, they make it hard to eat hot dogs, but they make him look disgusting - and Sam loves to took disgusting.
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A little unrealistic
- By Laura on 02-13-17
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See You Around, Sam
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 02-25-09
- Language: English
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Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!
- By: Stephan Pastis
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.
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awesome book!
- By Lea Chesney on 01-09-21
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Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Series: Timmy Failure, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 02-25-14
- Language: English
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Slappy Birthday to You
- Goosebumps Slappyworld, Book 1
- By: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Joe Fria, Lucien Dodge
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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A brand-new Goosebumps arc narrated by the most iconic and evil character of the series, Slappy! The evil dummy comes to life to tell his own twisted tales and scary stories. "Welcome to SlappyWorld," he announces. "I want to tell you one of my favorite stories. Of course, it's a horror story! I think you'll agree it's a SCREAM!" Slappy welcomes the listener to his world and introduces every novel in his own hilarious, menacing style.
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Stupid Humans
- By Eugene Wu on 10-23-17
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Slappy Birthday to You
- Goosebumps Slappyworld, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Fria, Lucien Dodge
- Series: Goosebumps SlappyWorld, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 03-01-17
- Language: English
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If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
- By: Pseudonymous Bosch
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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Dangerous secrets lie in the audio of this book. Okay, I warned you. But if you think I'll give anything away or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, The Name of This Book Is Secret, you're wrong. I'm not going to remind you of how we last left our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, as they awaited initiation into the mysterious Terces Society, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais.
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My seven-year-old loved it. Great cast!
- By Lydia Turner on 05-22-24
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If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Series: The Secret Series, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 01-12-16
- Language: English
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Can't Live Without You
- Dory Fantasmagory, Book 6
- By: Abby Hanlon
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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Dory got lost. Then she got found! She never wants to be separated from her family again. Good thing Dory knows just what to do to keep them close. Get goofy—and ghostly—with Dory, that irresistible rascal!
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I have no words for this book it is so funny 🤣 I love this book so much and I think it’s the best book ever in the whole world
- By Allie on 01-08-24
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Can't Live Without You
- Dory Fantasmagory, Book 6
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Series: Dory Fantasmagory, Book 6
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Release date: 10-17-23
- Language: English
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Be Careful What You Wish For
- Goosebumps Classics, Book 7
- By: R.L. Stine
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Goer
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Samantha Byrd is a klutz. An accident waiting to happen. And that makes her the least popular member of the girls' basketball team. But all of that is about to change. Sam's met someone who can grant her three wishes. Too bad Sam wasn't more careful when she asked for. Because her wishes are coming true. And they're turning her life into a living nightmare!
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Be Careful What You Wish For
- Goosebumps Classics, Book 7
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Goer
- Series: Classic Goosebumps, Book 12
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 04-02-24
- Language: English
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Are You My Mother?
- Beginner Books(R)
- By: P. D. Eastman
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 6 mins
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A baby bird goes in search of his mother in this hilarious Beginner Book edited by Dr. Seuss. When a mother bird's egg starts to jump, she hurries off to make sure she has something for her little one to eat. But as soon as she's gone, out pops the baby bird. He immediately sets off to find his mother, but not knowing what she looks like makes it a challenge. The little hatchling is determined to find his mother, even after meeting a kitten, a hen, a dog, and a Snort.
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Absolute Perfection
- By Suzi @ Royal Reads on 06-10-21
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Are You My Mother?
- Beginner Books(R)
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 11-24-20
- Language: English
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Alexander, Who's Not (Do You Hear Me? I Mean It!) Going to Move
- By: Judith Viorst
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 mins
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Alexander’s dad has a new job 1,000 miles away, so now his family has to move. Alexander would rather have poison ivy. Maybe he could live with the Baldwins and their dog. He’s always wanted a dog. How can he leave Rachel, his favorite baby-sitter, who taught him to stand on his head and whistle with two fingers (but not at the same time)? And his best friend Paul, who’s like a brother, except that he doesn’t call Alexander "puke-face" like his real brother does? Just as Alexander is ready to hide from his parents, Dad decides that a boy might need a dog....
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Alexander, Who's Not (Do You Hear Me? I Mean It!) Going to Move
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Series: The Alexander Series
- Length: 10 mins
- Release date: 03-06-13
- Language: English
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When Life Gives You O.J.
- By: Erica S. Perl
- Narrated by: Abigail Revasch
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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For years, 10-year-old Zelly Fried has tried to convince her parents to let her have a dog. After all, practically everyone in Vermont owns a dog, and it sure could go a long way helping Zelly fit in since moving there from Brooklyn. But when her eccentric grandfather Ace hatches a ridiculous plan involving a "practice dog" named OJ, Zelly's not so sure how far she's willing to go to win a dog of her own. Is Ace's plan so crazy it just might work…or is it just plain crazy?
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love it for my 4th grade book club
- By Nic on 04-30-23
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When Life Gives You O.J.
- Narrated by: Abigail Revasch
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 03-12-13
- Language: English
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You Have to Stop This
- The Secret Series, Book 5
- By: Pseudonymous Bosch
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff, Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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"In this fifth and final (I swear!) audiobook in my saga of secrets, a class trip to the local natural history museum turns dangerous, or perhaps deadly - and I don't mean in the bored-to-death way - when Cass accidentally breaks a finger off a priceless mummy. Forced to atone for this "crime" of vandalization, Cass and her friends Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji go to work for the mummy exhibit's curator, only to be blamed when the mummy disappears."
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Loved this series!
- By Mom4vr25 on 08-22-19
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You Have to Stop This
- The Secret Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff, Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Peter Kim, Gabra Zackman, Suzanne Toren
- Series: The Secret Series, Book 5
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 09-22-11
- Language: English
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You Get What You Get
- Little Boost
- By: Julie Gassman, Sarah Horne
- Narrated by: anonymous
- Length: 4 mins
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Melvin throws fit after fit when he doesn't get what he wants. He must learn how to deal with disappointment. After all, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
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You Get What You Get
- Little Boost
- Narrated by: anonymous
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 04-04-22
- Language: English
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I Love You, Stinky Face
- By: Lisa McCourt
- Narrated by: Kirsten Krohn
- Length: 5 mins
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The imaginitive son turns himself into a meat-eating dionsaur, a swamp creature, and much more before being satisfied with the fact that no matter how stinky or slimy of a creature he coule be, he is loved and nothing will change that.
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My kids love this!!
- By KristinaH on 04-12-16
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I Love You, Stinky Face
- Narrated by: Kirsten Krohn
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 01-21-09
- Language: English
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You Can't Scare Me!
- Goosebumps Classics, Book 17
- By: R.L. Stine
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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Courtney is a total show-off. She thinks she's so brave, and she's always making Eddie and his friends look like wimps. But now, Eddie's decided he's had enough. He's going to scare Courtney once and for all. And he's come up with the perfect plan to do it.
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You Can't Scare Me!
- Goosebumps Classics, Book 17
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Series: Classic Goosebumps, Book 15
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 07-02-24
- Language: English
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret
- By: Judy Blume
- Narrated by: Laura Hamilton
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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Meet Margaret. She's going through all the same things most teenage girls have to face; fitting in, friendship and first bras. Life isn't easy for Margaret. She's moved away from her childhood home, she's starting a new school, finding new friends – and she's convinced she's not normal. For a start she hasn't got a clue whether she wants to be Jewish like her father or Christian like her mother. Everyone else seems really sure of who they are. And, worst of all, she's a 'late developer'. She just knows that all her friends are going to need a bra before she does.
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret
- Narrated by: Laura Hamilton
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 12-14-23
- Language: English
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