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    • Bill the Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou

    • The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 33 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,745
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,631
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,627

    There are reasons we fear the dark. Bill Ryder...isn't one of them. Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - The Tome of Bill is the tale of an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome supernatural powers, loyal allies, and an attitude the size of Brooklyn, the odds are still stacked heavily against him. Bill Ryder must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it - all while trying to work up the nerve to ask out the girl of his dreams.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • How the books are divided inside:

    • By Bill Bucket on 11-18-15

    Regular price: $29.95

    • The Tome of Bill Series: Books 5-8

    • Goddamned Freaky Monsters, Half A Prayer, The Wicked Dead, The Last Coven
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 55 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 424
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 390
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 387

    This omnibus edition contains the final four books of the bestselling Tome of Bill series. Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of supernatural horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal allies, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it -- all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • hilarious series

    • By Eric on 03-17-18

    Regular price: $29.95

    • Goddamned Freaky Monsters

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 5
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 946
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 872
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 863

    Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Good, but mainly a transition story

    • By Cliff on 08-13-14

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Night Stalker

    • A Tale From The Tome of Bill
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 74
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 69
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 69

    Before he was trying to save the world, he just wanted to save his own ass. Bill Ryder has a problem: the vampires under his rule don't respect him. Unfortunately, in the world of the supernatural, that makes him as good as dead.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • to buy a book or not to buy a book question

    • By Cory on 11-11-17

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Shining Fury

    • Tome of Bill Series
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
    • Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 266
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 250
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 249

    At first glance, most see only a shy girl from New York, but to the denizens of the night - vampires, witches, and their ilk - I am a nightmare given flesh, born to raze their kind from this very earth. I am the Icon, the Shining One, the last defender of humanity against the oncoming tide of darkness. They say my coming was foretold, that prophecies speak of a beacon of hope who will light the way during the end days. It is said I am destined to vanquish the last of the Magi, and face the Night Spawn in the battle for the fate of mankind.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • If Bill read this book, he'd get over Sheila quick

    • By ZenMuppet on 07-08-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Bill the Vampire

    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,183
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,080
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,084

    There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Pretty funny, very enjoyable

    • By A. Hogue on 06-02-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Sunset Strip

    • A Tale from the Tome of Bill
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Trish Mckinnley
    • Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 475
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 448
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 445

    My name is Sally. For over 30 years I've prowled the night, one of the undead. In that time I've walked amongst you - a wolf in sheep's clothing - doing unspeakable things, killing countless people. Now, on the eve of Armageddon, a chance for redemption presents itself. My past has come looking for me, beckoning me back to the city of my rebirth. Those who killed me the first time are intent on finishing the job. I'm outnumbered and outgunned, but they've got another thing coming if they think I'm outclassed.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • If you like The Tome of Bill you should... But...

    • By Jayde on 06-12-14

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Bigfoot Hunters

    • Volume 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Charlie Romanelli
    • Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 135
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 130
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 130

    Evolution is about to be kicked in the teeth by some very large feet. It started with a few missing hikers, a not uncommon occurrence for the remote town of Bonanza Creek. Now it's about to get a lot worse. The legendary creatures known as Sasquatch are emerging from the woods, and they're hell-bent on slaughtering everything in their path. The only ones standing in their way are a group of wayward campers, a few scared survivors, and the crew of a cable TV show.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Couldn't stand the narrator

    • By Richard Bigsby on 10-14-14

    Regular price: $17.99

    • The Silas Kane Scrolls

    • Authors and Dragons Origins, Book 2
    • By: Rick Gualtieri, Authors and Dragons
    • Narrated by: Matt Haynes
    • Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23

    Upon the shores of an ancient sea in a long-forgotten land, the slaves of Kel - the city of tears - cried out for a hero, one who would save them from their tormented existence. What they got was Silas Kane, the most inept paladin to ever defile a holy symbol. Raised by insane monks, he’s out to spread the love of his god whether or not anyone wants it. With a high tolerance for pain and a dump stat in intelligence, Silas is on a quest to end the suffering of those in need - one way or the other.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Perfect portrayal of his A&D podcast character!

    • By Richard on 08-31-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Last Coven

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 8
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 18 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 592
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 556
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 555

    A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less a former game programmer from Brooklyn. But that's exactly what Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has to deal with.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • tome of bill is over but I hated the ending

    • By Robert Riese on 08-30-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)

    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 419
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 385
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 390

    Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Bill is starting to grow up, but just a little...

    • By Cliff on 09-09-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • The Wicked Dead

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 7
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 858
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 789
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 784

    Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a bunch of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. It's time for the gamer, geek, and legendary vampire to embrace his fate. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he's destined to face. It's his only chance of stopping Armageddon.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I love Bill

    • By Jeff and Laurie Bristow on 05-10-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Midnite's Daughter

    • Midnight Girl, Book 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
    • Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 32
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 31

    All Kisaki really wants is to belong somewhere, but there are few places half demons can safely call home. Raised in isolation within the celestial palace, she longs to escape and explore the strange planet below - Earth. So when an opportunity presents itself, she takes it, inadvertently stealing her mother's greatest treasure in the process - the Blade of Heaven. Exploring a whole new world is terrifying enough, but hot on her heels is her so-called guardian, the tiger-spirit Shitoro.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Midnite's Daughter - Meh

    • By P. E. Hall on 08-06-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Half a Prayer

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 6
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 857
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 797
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 795

    The end of the world is rapidly approaching, but Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - finds himself with more pressing concerns to worry about: the women in his life. Sidelined from action, he's forced to reevaluate his feelings. Sadly for him, it's a luxury he can ill afford.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Another fun outing for Bill and friends

    • By Cliff on 04-22-15

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Mourning Woods

    • The Tome of Bill, Part 3
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 455
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 415
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 418

    Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The title says it all.

    • By Cliff on 08-16-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Scary Dead Things

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 2
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 550
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 507
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 510

    Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Good continuation, strong characters

    • By Paul on 09-06-15

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Lycan Moon

    • Lycan Evolution, Book 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri, Ruby Cruz
    • Narrated by: Mandy Kaplan
    • Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 22
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 20
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 20

    Rowan Sinclair has trained for a life in the shadows. As a member of the Guild, she's vowed to mercilessly hunt werewolves or die trying. But when one approaches her, claiming to know her missing father's fate, she decides to do the unthinkable - work with one of the very monsters she's sworn to destroy. Dean Mason is a man living with a curse, doing whatever he can to keep the beast inside from sating its bloodlust under the light of the full moon. When a chance meeting offers a tantalizing glimpse of a potential cure, he'll do anything to end the nightmare.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • A waste of time

    • By Kevin on 02-17-18

    Regular price: $19.95