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    • Bill the Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou

    • The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 33 hrs and 33 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,379
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,293
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,290

    There are reasons we fear the dark. Bill Ryder...isn't one of them. Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - The Tome of Bill is the tale of an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome supernatural powers, loyal allies, and an attitude the size of Brooklyn, the odds are still stacked heavily against him. Bill Ryder must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it - all while trying to work up the nerve to ask out the girl of his dreams.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • How the books are divided inside:

    • By Bill Bucket on 11-18-15

    Regular price: $29.95

    • The Tome of Bill Series: Books 5-8

    • Goddamned Freaky Monsters, Half A Prayer, The Wicked Dead, The Last Coven
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 55 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 166
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 154
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 153

    This omnibus edition contains the final four books of the bestselling Tome of Bill series. Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of supernatural horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal allies, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it -- all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • hilarious series

    • By Eric on 03-17-18

    Regular price: $29.95

    • Bill the Vampire

    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,146
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,051
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,056

    There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Pretty funny, very enjoyable

    • By A. Hogue on 06-02-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • The Last Coven

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 8
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 18 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 563
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 531
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 530

    A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less a former game programmer from Brooklyn. But that's exactly what Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has to deal with.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • I Guess It Got Better

    • By Tony E. on 10-16-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Goddamned Freaky Monsters

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 5
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 927
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 856
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 849

    Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Good, but mainly a transition story

    • By Cliff on 08-13-14

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Scary Dead Things

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 2
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 546
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 503
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 506

    Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Good continuation, strong characters

    • By Paul on 09-06-15

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Half a Prayer

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 6
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 845
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 785
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 783

    The end of the world is rapidly approaching, but Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - finds himself with more pressing concerns to worry about: the women in his life. Sidelined from action, he's forced to reevaluate his feelings. Sadly for him, it's a luxury he can ill afford.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Another fun outing for Bill and friends

    • By Cliff on 04-22-15

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Wicked Dead

    • The Tome of Bill, Book 7
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 843
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 777
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 772

    Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a bunch of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. It's time for the gamer, geek, and legendary vampire to embrace his fate. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he's destined to face. It's his only chance of stopping Armageddon.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I love Bill

    • By Jeff and Laurie Bristow on 05-10-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)

    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 414
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 381
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 386

    Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Bill is starting to grow up, but just a little...

    • By Cliff on 09-09-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Sunset Strip

    • A Tale from the Tome of Bill
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Trish Mckinnley
    • Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 449
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 422
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 419

    My name is Sally. For over 30 years I've prowled the night, one of the undead. In that time I've walked amongst you - a wolf in sheep's clothing - doing unspeakable things, killing countless people. Now, on the eve of Armageddon, a chance for redemption presents itself. My past has come looking for me, beckoning me back to the city of my rebirth. Those who killed me the first time are intent on finishing the job. I'm outnumbered and outgunned, but they've got another thing coming if they think I'm outclassed.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • If you like The Tome of Bill you should... But...

    • By Jayde on 06-12-14

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Night Stalker

    • A Tale From The Tome of Bill
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 66
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 62
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 62

    Before he was trying to save the world, he just wanted to save his own ass. Bill Ryder has a problem: the vampires under his rule don't respect him. Unfortunately, in the world of the supernatural, that makes him as good as dead.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • to buy a book or not to buy a book question

    • By Cory on 11-11-17

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Lycan Moon

    • Lycan Evolution, Book 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri, Ruby Cruz
    • Narrated by: Mandy Kaplan
    • Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 17
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 17

    Rowan Sinclair has trained for a life in the shadows. As a member of the Guild, she's vowed to mercilessly hunt werewolves or die trying. But when one approaches her, claiming to know her missing father's fate, she decides to do the unthinkable - work with one of the very monsters she's sworn to destroy. Dean Mason is a man living with a curse, doing whatever he can to keep the beast inside from sating its bloodlust under the light of the full moon. When a chance meeting offers a tantalizing glimpse of a potential cure, he'll do anything to end the nightmare.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Found a new series and cant wait for book 2!

    • By Lorri Davey on 11-03-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Midnite's Daughter

    • Midnight Girl, Book 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
    • Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 22
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 21

    All Kisaki really wants is to belong somewhere, but there are few places half demons can safely call home. Raised in isolation within the celestial palace, she longs to escape and explore the strange planet below - Earth. So when an opportunity presents itself, she takes it, inadvertently stealing her mother's greatest treasure in the process - the Blade of Heaven. Exploring a whole new world is terrifying enough, but hot on her heels is her so-called guardian, the tiger-spirit Shitoro.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Disappointed

    • By Byron on 03-23-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Shining Fury

    • Tome of Bill Series
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
    • Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 253
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 237
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 236

    At first glance, most see only a shy girl from New York, but to the denizens of the night - vampires, witches, and their ilk - I am a nightmare given flesh, born to raze their kind from this very earth. I am the Icon, the Shining One, the last defender of humanity against the oncoming tide of darkness. They say my coming was foretold, that prophecies speak of a beacon of hope who will light the way during the end days. It is said I am destined to vanquish the last of the Magi, and face the Night Spawn in the battle for the fate of mankind.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • If Bill read this book, he'd get over Sheila quick

    • By ZenMuppet on 07-08-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Mourning Woods

    • The Tome of Bill, Part 3
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 449
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 409
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 412

    Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The title says it all.

    • By Cliff on 08-16-13

    Regular price: $17.99

    • Bigfoot Hunters

    • Volume 1
    • By: Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated by: Charlie Romanelli
    • Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 121
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 117
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 117

    Evolution is about to be kicked in the teeth by some very large feet. It started with a few missing hikers, a not uncommon occurrence for the remote town of Bonanza Creek. Now it's about to get a lot worse. The legendary creatures known as Sasquatch are emerging from the woods, and they're hell-bent on slaughtering everything in their path. The only ones standing in their way are a group of wayward campers, a few scared survivors, and the crew of a cable TV show.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Couldn't stand the narrator

    • By Richard Bigsby on 10-14-14

    Regular price: $17.99