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One geek versus a lethal love triangle.

Bill Ryder’s past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend’s been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One’s a witch and the other’s a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.

It’s bad enough Bill’s too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there’s little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that’s about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.

Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder is back in the latest chapter of the Bill of the Dead saga by best-selling horror-comedy author Rick Gualtieri.

If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you'll want to dive into this side-splitting world of hilarious terror today.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2021 Rick Gualtieri

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Not a complete book

If you like multiple major cliffhangers and total lack of resolution of any theme, this book is for you. Otherwise, wait till the next half of this story is published to even start listening.

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another fun one

The Tomb of Bill and Bill of the Dead are very fun to listen too. In my opinion they are best read (listened too) in order. They are all here. Check them out.

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the Free Will gets a Clue

pretty good continuing story resolution for some things set up in book one and Bill willfully crosses a line that he's either cross because someone was an enemy or someone was tasty when he was injured but this time he did it of his own will. and he finally figures something out. if you like the series get this book too

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Another fantastic installment in the series

I love journeying along with Bill the Freewill on his trek of discovering what new powers he and his friends manifest and what trials they’ll face as they continue to fight all the various powers of evil. This is the third book in the urban fantasy Bill of the Dead series. I love that Bill’s character, despite his unique powers, is still sweet, a bit naive, clumsy, and makes all kinds of mistakes which makes him a likeable hero. Bill is a vampire whose girlfriend is a witch. In addition to vampires and witches, we have werewolves, an icon and all manner of terrifying supernatural creatures In this book. The book has the same main characters from the first two books with some new characters added into the mix. The story includes what you’d expect from this genre - fighting, dangerous situations, paranormal creatures, evil masterminds, henchmen, loyal friends and family, tragic back stories, mystical coincidences, snark, and laughs. Like the other books, every time Bill and his friends are confronted with a new threat, they manage to overcome it through luck, a new skill/power or a friend shows up at the last moment. Despite knowing this, it does not change the enjoyment of the story. And as always, Christopher John Fetherolf does a fantastic job narrating the story. I will definitely keep reading the series.

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Rick does it again.

Loved every minute of this one. The highs, the lows, and that epilogue! *chefs kiss* now we wait for book 4.

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Great Read

All I can say is that I find this series to be one of my favorites. The way the characters interact is phenomenal. I suggest all of Rick Gaultieri books series like Get Bent and more.

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Can't wait for the next one!!

Rick has been one of my favorite authors for a few years now - and he also happens to be a pretty awesome guy!! Carnage Á Trois just adds to it!! If you haven't checked out any of Rick's books yet, you definitely should!! Warning, though, they're not for the easily offended! What a ride, though! So good to hear Christopher John Fetherolf narrating Bill again!!

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Another Gem

Carnage A Trios is another great entry in the Bill universe. Rick extends the same heart, clever banter, and dick jokes you expect while giving you a brand new and exciting experience (look, I’m being vague because there is like nine different things I want to shout but it would be spoilers, so I’m doing the best I can).

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a wild ride with favorite characters!

Carnage à Trois delivers on every level. it's funny, it's fun, plenty of action, good story, and nice developments and exploration of characters any fan of Tome of Bill and Bill of the Dead will love. Definitely a fantastic addition to the series. I am ready for the next one!

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Another fantastic adventure!

The unlikely hero is back, and he takes us with him on another amazing rollercoaster ride through the post-Weird Days Earth. Rick is a fantastic storyteller, who not only puts us in the mind if Bill, but continues to give us even more incredible worldbuilding.

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  • 08-01-21

It's Bill Again

I love this series and this is more of the same, Bill and chums in ridiculous end of the world adventures, crude banter and big thrills and chills. Can't wait for the next part.

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  • STEVEN BAKER
  • 07-12-21

Good but no Time of Bill

These are getting better but not as good as the tome of Bill. word

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  • gabrielle lee
  • 08-26-21

Awesome!

If Rick ever stops writing Bill Books I may have to fly half way around the world with a new cattle prod, Torture him back into writing before coming home! If you love all things nerd and vampire you will love the Bill books!