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Publisher's Summary

It's not blondes who have more fun - it's the total flirts! If you are not a born flirt, and most of us are NOT, you can learn this very seductive art from the best in the business: mega-best-seller Miss Violet Blue (Smart Girl's Guide to Porn). Laced with humorous personality tests and wild caricatures of flirty personalities to try on or use for inspiration, Blue teaches listeners how to walk like a siren, talk like a bombshell, seduce like a vamp, and even how to do all this on the Internet.

©2011 Viva Editions (P)2011 Viva Editions

Critic Reviews

“Overall, regardless of your style, you can pick up some good flirting tips and some tips about guys and their pick up lines by reading Total Flirt.” (Night Owl Reviews)

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Wouldn't Recommend

Would you try another book from Violet Blue and/or Lea Gulino?

Probably not. She had some valid points and some good advice but most of the things she recommended are completely inappropriate unless you just want a guy to hook up with for a night. If that's your thing then by all means listen to this book to hear some of her cheesy pickup lines. The names she "suggested" were ridiculous unless your in high school. Wouldn't suggest this for anyone unless you want to come across as someone who guys can "hit it and quit it".

Has Total Flirt turned you off from other books in this genre?

No.

Was Total Flirt worth the listening time?

No.

1 of 4 people found this review helpful

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  • Annalise
  • 10-12-16

total drivel

Do not waste your time on this
Nothing of value repeated over and over
horrendous narration lost the will to live during the reading of this book

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  • Lyn Ryan
  • 02-21-13

Awful

This book was cringeworthy throughout, in every sense. No redeeming qualities apart from good narration by Lea Gulino. It was all about acting like a "dork" or being incredibly suggestive and asking sexually intimate questions as opening lines...just awful.