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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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Totally original-totally feasible!
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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- Wambutu
- 12-20-21
solid scifi from decades ago.
a simple story with no real consequences. but a lot of fun. if you want a story to simply enjoy without much thought, go for it. but it's funny to realize how much of the coming info revolution the author missed. I'm sure I'll do no better though. time makes liars or saints of us all.
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- Brad
- 07-13-21
this is definitely freaky like Friday
so it's a really good book it focuses a lot more on the Omega mob as a whole rather than Captain phule but it is a little slow and hard to get into in my opinion at certain points . it's still really good and really funny especially towards the end when everything wraps up in a way that gives certain people I'm not going to mention any names( General blitzkrieg) their comeuppance for being total d-bags
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- Karl Hombaker
- 09-25-21
didn't Phule me!
as expected from Mr Aspirin, witty, light, and entertaining! a fast paced scifi / comedy. I highly recommend the series to anyone that enjoys this genre.
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- N. J. Simicich
- 02-14-19
Classic story marred by jarring performance
I hate it when the performer mispronounces words. Perhaps the most jarring was the repeated mispronunciation of adjutant. There were others, several others. Every time it was done, I was ripped out of the story and brought back to the quality of the reading. Isn't there an editor who listens to these things? I checked a couple of major dictionary sites, the guy just read the words and guessed, albeit poorly, at the pronunciation of the words, and no one corrected him. Bah!
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- Lucifer Doherty
- 07-12-22
Humour
I love these. Light read. Laughs. Aliens. Robots. Army intelligence. What could go wrong?
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- crippsje
- 03-02-24
Loads of Fun
Just more fun but be shore to look twice or you will find yourself in over your head.
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- Scott Tobey
- 01-23-18
Just plain fun
This has been such a fun series. I would recommend this series to everyone. I can’t wait for the next book to be released. The only problem is that I finish a book in just one day.
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- SPS
- 08-10-21
fun
good, fun story that moves at a satisfactory pace. narrator kept the characters straight via their distinctive voices if not their appearance. lol
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-25-24
Love the voices
The reader does such a great job with the different voices, keeps pace really well. Good inflections when characters are feeling things.
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- WerewolfDad
- 04-20-18
Phule's Company is at it again.
The forth installment still keeps giving us laughs and enjoyment. The Omega Mob is up to new hijinks when a new Major is sent to cause major troubles by taking over the Company. How does the gang handle this and where is Captain Phule? Listen and enjoy.
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