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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Janna Lansdale, PA, United States 01-22-12
    Janna Lansdale, PA, United States 01-22-12 Member Since 2017
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    "such a funny series"

    I have so enjoyed this series of books. What a refreshing and funny take on being a vampire! It was touching and yet so funny, I laughed aloud many times. And the narrator is one of my favorites! Enjoy!

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    Richard Lawrenceville, IL, United States 01-22-12
    Richard Lawrenceville, IL, United States 01-22-12
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    If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

    Humorous, engaging, likeable


    What did you like best about this story?

    The mental and social state of mind with which the heroine dealt with her situations as well as the modern-day perspective she used to talk about it all.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The attitude of a 27 year-old woman with a bit of a chip on her shoulder was brought out very well by the narrator.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Not really unless you can call laughing out loud


    Any additional comments?

    I called this review a

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    Karen 01-16-12
    Karen 01-16-12 Member Since 2011

    I'm a DJ who travels a lot and listen to books while I drive 4 hours in each direction weekly. I've been an avid reader since the age of 5!

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    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I was looking for something a little bit lighter and fun after some heavy topics. This definitely hit the mark. I had read the reviews and wasn't disappointed. Some parts had me actually LOLing. I liked it enough to download the second one which I'm currently enjoying.


    What three words best describe Amanda Ronconi’s voice?

    Southern, entertaining, fitting


    Was Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs worth the listening time?

    Definitely worth a listen


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    Sara MS, United States 01-12-12
    Sara MS, United States 01-12-12
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    "So funny!!"

    This was such a funny book! Amanda Ronconi did a really great job with the southern accents.

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    Tracy Bensalem, PA, United States 01-06-12
    Tracy Bensalem, PA, United States 01-06-12 Member Since 2012

    I'm an Optician, so I help people see, I occasionally poke them. In a former life I lived on an island with 7 goofy castaways and a Jedi.

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    "A book you can sink your teeth into."

    This series is great! The perfect cross between the zany characters of True Blood and the drama of Twilight. Devoured all three books and can't wait for more. Well read by Amanda Ronconi, who has become my favorite narrator so far.

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    Tim Lindenhurst, NY, United States 12-26-11
    Tim Lindenhurst, NY, United States 12-26-11 Member Since 2010

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    "Funny, Satirical & Hysterical"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    This book really had me laughing out loud ad times. More than worth the time of listening.


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    Any other book by Molly Harper, So far all of the ones I've read have an irresistible off beat humor.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Amanda Ronconi bought a convincing life too most if not all of the characters.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The mistaken dear shooting incident and the telemarketing nightmarish job realization.


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    No name 12-21-11
    No name 12-21-11 Member Since 2016
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    "Can't stop giggling"
    What did you like best about this story?

    Molly Harper writes light books, but they are chocked full of humor and had me laughing throughout! If books had a comedy genre, Molly Harper would be #1 in it!


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    great delivery and style.


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    Linda GREENVILLE, SC, United States 12-19-11
    Linda GREENVILLE, SC, United States 12-19-11

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    "Fun to listen to..."
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    yes, because the reader did a superb job.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I liked Jane - her exasperated undertones when it came to dealing with her life in general were just hilariously well written.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    She captured the voices of the characters in a subtle way not too over the top


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    There are several laugh out loud funny moments.


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    Katherine Tipton, IA, United States 12-16-11
    Katherine Tipton, IA, United States 12-16-11 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    I loved the humor in this book - it made me laugh out loud.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The characters are very likable and a lot of the situations even though fictional have a gleam of real life in them.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    The narrator did a great job of capturing the humor within the storyline and gave a great snarky attitude.


    Any additional comments?

    I have since read several other books by Molly Harper and have not been disappointed.

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    Lizajane LaVergne, TN 12-13-11
    Lizajane LaVergne, TN 12-13-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Light and Funny, I will read the next one"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    Good characters, love the aunt, humor, and the story flowed well.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    When her mom, sister, and grandmother come over to take her out to lunch, and the aunt deflects the nastiness.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When she tells her ex-boss off, who doesn't want to do that?


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh


    Any additional comments?

    I will read the series.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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