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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 06-18-12
    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 06-18-12
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    "Fun Start to an Excellent Series"

    Molly Harper has successfully made being undead funny. Like some of her other books, "How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf," and "And One Last Thing," she even managed to lace a certain humor in the most serious of moments. You'll enjoy hearing the things that could only happen to the main character, Jane. The narrator, Amanda Ronconi, is the perfect choice for these books. You won't be albe to stop listening.

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    Selene Bensenville, IL, United States 06-17-12
    Selene Bensenville, IL, United States 06-17-12
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    "Hilarious!!"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    It has been the best so Far, I had read other books by Molly Harper but I had never read this series. I didn't really have any expectations. The narrator blew me away, she fit the character so perfectly in my opinion, I've listened to the book a couple of times and every single time its just as funny.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved the fact that Jane in my opinion wasn't perfectly, she was struggling with what happened to her. All the things she got herself into with out even being aware of it was so funny.


    Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

    Jane of course, but all of them were so good its hard to say which is my favorite.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh like no other book has made me laugh since.


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    Sarah 06-13-12
    Sarah 06-13-12
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    "Super Entertaining!"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    It's a fun and refreshing take on the vampire themed novel craze!


    Any additional comments?

    This is only book one ... I definitely recommend listening to the other three books in the series!

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    Judy Arlington, TX, United States 06-12-12
    Judy Arlington, TX, United States 06-12-12 Member Since 2017
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    "Not really enough of a story for me"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Needs a thicker plot


    Would you ever listen to anything by Molly Harper again?

    Probably not


    Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No I haven't, but the performance was not the problem


    Did Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs inspire you to do anything?

    no


    Any additional comments?

    I like the Charlaine Harris books much better

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    Kristen Wildomar, CA, United States 06-11-12
    Kristen Wildomar, CA, United States 06-11-12
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    "A Fun Quick Story"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    I have not read the print version


    What did you like best about this story?

    The story is funny with a bit of mystery and romance. The characters are fun!


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I like her voice and they way she portrays the charcters


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I like to listen to these while a walk. This book was not an absolute MUST LISTEN TO NOW! But it is a fun book/series.


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    Amazon Customer Houston, TX USA 06-11-12
    Amazon Customer Houston, TX USA 06-11-12 Member Since 2017
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    "Not Shakespeare but fun and entertaining"
    If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

    Entertaining, Innocuous, Fun


    Any additional comments?

    Entertaining enough to keep me awake for a very long drive. While it's not going to win any literary prizes, we definitely enjoyed it enough to order the entire series. Also clean enough to have on with my tween and teen children in the car.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Erin Millers Creek, NC, United States 06-09-12
    Erin Millers Creek, NC, United States 06-09-12
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    "Hysterical"

    This series is so funny, I must appear insane laughing to myself with my earbuds in. (No offense to those who occasionally take up residence in the laughing academy intended.) The dialogue and descriptions of obnoxious family members, clueless men and a nasty old boss are awesome. I LOVED this and got the remaining in the series because they were so fun. I put all the other titles by this author in my wish list because she is just that good!

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    Nancy St Charles, MO, United States 06-07-12
    Nancy St Charles, MO, United States 06-07-12 Member Since 2017
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    "Nice light romp"
    Any additional comments?

    This is a nice, light, easy to listen to story. I'm not a fan on the current vampire craze, but chose this series based on some of the recommendations I read. I'm glad I did. I thoroughly enjoyed this series and look forward to more from the author. The characters were engaging and likeable. Overall, it was funny and up-lifting. Yes, I'd recommend it.

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    Linda 06-04-12
    Linda 06-04-12
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    "Nice Girls Don't Have Fanges"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    It was just fun


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Jane, It's her story


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    She does a very good job narrating this book. She doesn't just read it, you feel it is acted out!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No


    Any additional comments?

    A fun story that you laugh out loud.

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    Sharon D. 06-03-12
    Sharon D. 06-03-12
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    "LIGHTHEARTED- FUNNY- & A VAMPIRE? NEVER HAPPENS!"

    I bought this book as a "take a chance" because I love the supernatural stories, vampires especially. But this one is definitely different! She's funny, like an improv comedienne on the stage! Almost every word out of her mouth is funny sarcasm or a one liner worthy of a premium TV channel! I liked this book enough to buy the second in the series and I am pretty sure I will finish the four books done so far. They are light hearted enough to keep me entertained and I just don't have to keep track of a lot of different story lines, just hers and she's funny as heck. On a bad day> I could find that I have a lot in common with her but I am actually a lot luckier than she is. Good book, highly recommend the story for those who like to laugh.

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