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Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic Reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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Deliciously Hilarious

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Absolutely. This is a must read for anyone looking for a book that uses all the stereotypes yet keeps it refreshingly light and funny.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane was, of course, but we can't forget Zeb! Mainly because he cracks me up and is unflinchingly loyal to Jane.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

The attitude! Amanda totally made the book funnier than it would have been if I would have read it.

Any additional comments?

I had low expectations for this book...and now I feel like an idiot for ever thinking negatively of it! This will go on my to-be-read-again-and-again-and-again shelf. :)

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Loved it

If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

Funny......

What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

any written by Molly Harper

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

first one but not my last

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

romantic comedy

Any additional comments?

I loved this book so much I have ordered the complete series plus all others wriiten by Harper and narriated by Ronconi. A perfect blend.

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Very funny!!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

When she died, originally. She is ridiculously funny.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

I like her sarcasm. She does a good job of bringing the characters to life.

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  • Sabrina
  • Satsuma, FL, United States
  • 06-18-12

Story was ok not a great plot

What did you like best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs? What did you like least?

Best. Comedy<br/>Least. No plot

Would you be willing to try another book from Molly Harper? Why or why not?

Yes. Sure this book just needed a plot

What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

She was good I've heard her before and liked her

Was Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs worth the listening time?

Somewhat. Just didnt live up to the intro

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Fun Start to an Excellent Series

Molly Harper has successfully made being undead funny. Like some of her other books, "How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf," and "And One Last Thing," she even managed to lace a certain humor in the most serious of moments. You'll enjoy hearing the things that could only happen to the main character, Jane. The narrator, Amanda Ronconi, is the perfect choice for these books. You won't be albe to stop listening.

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  • Selene
  • Bensenville, IL, United States
  • 06-17-12

Hilarious!!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It has been the best so Far, I had read other books by Molly Harper but I had never read this series. I didn't really have any expectations. The narrator blew me away, she fit the character so perfectly in my opinion, I've listened to the book a couple of times and every single time its just as funny.

What did you like best about this story?

I loved the fact that Jane in my opinion wasn't perfectly, she was struggling with what happened to her. All the things she got herself into with out even being aware of it was so funny.

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Jane of course, but all of them were so good its hard to say which is my favorite.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh like no other book has made me laugh since.

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Super Entertaining!

What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

It's a fun and refreshing take on the vampire themed novel craze!

Any additional comments?

This is only book one ... I definitely recommend listening to the other three books in the series!

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  • Judy
  • Arlington, TX, United States
  • 06-12-12

Not really enough of a story for me

Is there anything you would change about this book?

Needs a thicker plot

Would you ever listen to anything by Molly Harper again?

Probably not

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No I haven't, but the performance was not the problem

Did Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs inspire you to do anything?

no

Any additional comments?

I like the Charlaine Harris books much better

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  • Kristen
  • Wildomar, CA, United States
  • 06-11-12

A Fun Quick Story

Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

I have not read the print version

What did you like best about this story?

The story is funny with a bit of mystery and romance. The characters are fun!

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

I like her voice and they way she portrays the charcters

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I like to listen to these while a walk. This book was not an absolute MUST LISTEN TO NOW! But it is a fun book/series.

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Not Shakespeare but fun and entertaining

If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

Entertaining, Innocuous, Fun

Any additional comments?

Entertaining enough to keep me awake for a very long drive. While it's not going to win any literary prizes, we definitely enjoyed it enough to order the entire series. Also clean enough to have on with my tween and teen children in the car.