Sir David the Bard, or David, was an ex-temple worker for the Mormon Church. Being an active member for 50 years, he married six times and bore 13 children while completing nearly two masters' degrees at BYU. This is a compilation of his rants, raves, funny stories, and crazy experiences being an ex-Mormon in a totally dominant Mormon society. His views may seem unbelievable, but they are actually true and really happened to him. His stories are unique, funny, and crazy as only Sir David the Bard can tell them.