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Please Don't Touch the Fountain
- Short Stories Written Slowly
- Narrated by: Kirk Harnack
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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Publisher's summary
This is the first of many collections of my short stories. Some are sweet, some are scandalous. If horror or hermaphrodites send you running, this is not the book for you. If you like romance, sex, intersex, and scandal, then you are in the right place.
Your plane flight will go much smoother. If you like tame stories with no sex or hand holding, I also have a murder mystery series about Marvin the Magnificent Squirrel.
You can follow me on Twitter @ScarlettInke.
PS - Please don't tell my mother I wrote this book.
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