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Things are not well within the Lodrak Empire. An entire city goes up in smoke and ash, and an entire province is slowly being consumed by an ever-expanding cloud of death.

But while the humans rally to contain the fallout of this disaster, they are much quicker to pin the blame for it on their elven neighbors to the north. With centuries' worth of strife and bad blood between the two nations flaring up, all out war is rapidly becoming an inevitability.

Powerful figures are already on the move. Some wish to unravel the mystery behind the dead city in order to bring the perpetrators to justice. Others are more than content enough to use this "act of terrorism" as an excuse to further the Empire's agenda. A select few are even planning on somehow turning this cataclysm into a weapon for the sake of their ambitions. The elves of the Ishigar Republic are hard at work undermining and sabotaging their old enemy, while the international community watches the ongoing situation with a critical eye. Even the Gods themselves are closely monitoring the situation, ready to intervene should they deem it necessary.

However, though all these entities have different reasons and methods, they all have the same objective - to find the mastermind responsible for setting all this in motion.

The same "mastermind" that is far too busy figuring out how wagons work to notice the world is stirring.

Content warning: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Soundbooth Theater

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Tasty!

“Uhhh... I’m not contractually obligated to answer that question”

Demonology Support Hotline is probably one of my favourite little tidbit in here.

Volume two of our murder hobo Boxxy is just as hilarious as this is not a book for the young it’s absolutely an adult read but a hilarious one.

Narrator does voices perfectly and honestly makes this series better for me

11 of 11 people found this review helpful

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Can I inspect your box? It looks like a big one!

Neven Iliev and Jeff Hays. The Leopold and Loeb of the literary world. Between the two of them the body count of characters is just too high to realize, and yet so fun to listen to that you don't even comprehend the massacres and mutilations they are performing on unsuspecting characters. Putting these two together is like mixing fizzy lifting drink with pop rocks. The results are unexpected, and awe-inspiring.

Neven Iliev returns for round two of everybody's favorite murdering box. The man is twisted in a wonderful way, sort of like Willy Wonka meets Jack the Ripper. Viscious, brutal, and funny all at once. One of the best things is that he does a lot of unexpected things with his characters. Things you never see coming, and just when you think you have it all figured out, WHAM, you are blind-sided. One scene just took the air out of my lungs. That isn't supposed to happen in a comedy. And I really shouldn't LOVE and ADORE a murdering little cuss of a mimic, but I do. And what happens with the spy master just crushed me. Darn you, Iliev!!!!! On the other hand, there were times I could not stop laughing. My cognitive dissonance is overwhelming. I did get a little distracted with all the sex, but hey, this a book for adults, and the scenes were funny so I never let it bother me. All I know is that this man cannot write fast enough for me. Books 3 and 4 need completed last week, as of December 2001.

Again, we come to the ever amazing, all-powerful Jeff Hays. I'm beginning to suspect that he drank some sort of brew made from the blood of Rich Little, Johnathon Winters, Robin Williams, and Mel Blanc, which was stirred by a bone from Lon Chaney, Sr., and sprinkled with the ashes of Tara Strong. He has to be using black magic, because this guy can do more voices than there are people in Europe, he seems to narrate only the BEST books, and still remains cool when goofing off in Soundbooth Theater. Seriously, there is a reason that Jeff is my favorite narrator, and that is because he is a rare talent.

I got this book and powered through it. I had been waiting so long for book 2 to come out that I dedicated myself to gettng through it in one sitting. Now, I'll go back and relisten to both book one and two, and really relish the humor and action. Then, I'll sit quietly, just waiting for book three to come out.

Maybe NOT so quietly! Get it done, boys!!!!

Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. In fact, getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.

If this review helped, please press the YES below. Thank you immensely!!!

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Crude, Lewd, and so funny I couldn't stop laughing

This volume in the series had me laughing out loud through the entire story. Yes, parts were overly lewd/crude, but that's obvious if you read the first book or even read the tag line, so totally expected. What I didn't expect was to get so enthralled by the very interesting plot that also made me laugh so much!

This second book in the series furthers the main plot, has character development, a romantic (if very disturbing) subplot between side characters, and keeps doing all the things that we're great about the first book, and even adds even more awesome to boot!

And of course, Jeff Hays does yet another amazing narration.

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That ending though lol.

This whole story could be summed up in one word: tasty. there isn't much more to say^_^

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the single best story I have ever heard

litterly the greatest thing to ever grace mankind , if I could I would create a new religion were every member lives in a wooden box and committed horrible crimes against humanity

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Read it.

Read book 1 first if you haven't, but then do yourself a favor and read this.

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  • 04-19-18

Weird turn

I found myself disliking the beginning of the book, then there was an abrupt story change in the middle. Seemed like the author also got bored with the beginning. Last half was better, but most likely won’t continue the series

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LOL

This book is not for everyone. If you like cards against humanity and DnD though then its perfect for you. Its like a roleplaying game gone horribly wrong in the best way possible. I can't wait for the next book.

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Even better than the first book!

I wasn't even halfway through the first book, Morningwood, when I purchased the second because I was that confident I was going to want to continue this series. I have long played RPGs both on paper as well as online with a personal preference toward the silly so this book was right up my alley. Neven Iliev does a wonderful job of making you root for the bad guy and tosses in amazing characters to join him....her?....it? on its journey.

This book is not for the faint of heart or prudes though. It contains graphic violence, sexuality, and outrageous humor. The sexuality is not to the degree that it becomes an erotic novel but rather it has a role in the plot. It is hard to talk too much about the book without giving away any spoilers but I will tell you that the climax of the novel will have you hungering for more tasty snacks from Neven Iliev.

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Tasty book, can't wait for next one.

Om nom nom nom nom *burp* nom nom nom nom nom nom nom *stab* *gurgle* nom nom nom. Want more. Bring more tasty things!

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  • Peter
  • 04-11-18

Boxxy, is it tasty, yes very tasty.

Very tasty, Want more🍴🍔🍟🍵🍰😀 very very tasty want more now😈👿👍👍😸 you give Boxxy more tasty snacks. ;-) :-) :-D

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  • DCM
  • 04-08-18

So funny I let out a little bit of wee...

another great book by a funny Iliev and excellent narration. Don't expect a serious story but do enjoy!

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  • Mr. N. Hoye
  • 03-21-18

bring on the next one! soon!!!

very good and an original take on the genre. cannot wait for the next instalment!

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  • Josur
  • 04-10-18

8hrs of filler with two hours of story progression

I enjoyed the first book in the series so was excited to see the second one available.

Only to be disappointed.

The dark comedy and character progression of the first book is sadly lacking here and this book merely serves as a setup for the rest of the story arc. It is clear the author has a vision for where this is going but to wallow in pointless details for four fifths of the book, where I honestly couldn't tell you what if anything happened to further the story line interspersed by some weird demon fetish sex, only to rush some extended story hooks for the next book in the last fifth is just a bit self indulgent.

The world that the author is building and the story he is telling is compelling and hopefully the next book will bring this to fruition, it is just frustrating to not hear more of the story and less of a full chapter on wheel manufacture..

Jeff Hayes performance as always is solid and he does well with the material but he can only perform what he has and some of this feels like a waste of his talent.

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  • Paul
  • 04-09-18

Tasty LitRPG!

What made the experience of listening to Fizzlesprocket: Everybody Loves Large Chests - Vol. 2 the most enjoyable?

The amazing synergy between the narrator and the writer, the writing and narration seem made for each other.

What did you like best about this story?

Boxee's personality

Have you listened to any of Jeff Hays’s other performances? How does this one compare?

I've not listened to his other performances, but I will check them out now!

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Tasty!

Any additional comments?

You should buy this book if you are a fan of LitRPG, but want something different with good amount comedy,

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 04-04-18

Brilliant, but missing the magic of the first book

While the first book was a charming, rude story filled with the thrill of exponential progression and unpredictable mishaps - this seemed to be a collection of disjointed mini adventures that didn't really go anywhere, mixed inbetween outrageous sexual scenes until an unsatisfying ending. Still one of the best books I've listened to, and absolutely beautifully performed, cant wait for the next one!

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  • Bambi
  • 03-30-18

Very Tasty!

after I discovered volume 1 and finished it several times I couldn't help but search and hope that I could have volume 2 soon. I only had to wait about a month and I'm so glad. as soon as I found it available on audible I bought it straight away and I wasn't disappointed.

picking up straight after the events of volume 1 it delves even further into that wonderful "what the fuckery" I love with this series.
and now I find myself wondering just how long till I can get my third dose of this wonderfully fucked up series. until then I best reread this and volume 1 again :D

very tasty! want more!

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  • phillip
  • 04-02-18

loved it

fantastic book, left me wanting more.
boxy has fast become one of my favourite fictional characters.
i cant wait for the next volume.