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Bloodsucking Fiends

By: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Susan Bennett
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Publisher's summary

Christopher Moore is a New York Times best-selling author whose offbeat novels combine comedy and the supernatural.

A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.

©1995 Christopher Moore (P)2008 Recorded Books

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a must

christopher moore is great as always and the reading is on point! enjoy all 3 and then more

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Very funny!

The narration was perfect. Very nuanced and funny. I believe the narrator enhanced this story and made the listening experience very enjoyable. The characters were well written.

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Very fun book

Great story set in San Francisco. The characters are solid and the narrator is top notch.

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GREAT BOOK

I loved this book! Great narration as well. Perfect mix of comedy, drama and horror.

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Expected funnier

It wasn't as funny as it was billed. It didn't hold my attention. Maybe one day soon I'll go back to it and try again.

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Vampire Stephanie Plum

This was very entertaining and snarky in places. It is a beach listen, you can put it down, pick it up and no big deal. It was far better than the cover would suggest. It was very good and effortless to listen to. The narration is good, the story line good, the dialogue very good in some places and good overall. It was a daily deal so my review is influences somewhat by the cost benefit ratio. I will probably buy another audiobook from the series.

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Good Story - easy listen

Many reviews said this was very funny which was why I got it (love vampire stories and laughing). While the story was very good and somewhat funny, I thought I would laugh more. However, I liked it enough to buy the next one in the series (You Suck) and THAT I laughed out loud throughout the book. Love Christoper Moore now and have read almost all of his books (Dirty Job is hysterical too).

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HA! This book reminds me of one of a movie spoofs except in book form. The characters were ridiculous & the book was weird but it worked because I didn't exactly hate it. The boy; C. Thomas Flood was so naïve & childlike that he made me roll my eyes & laugh

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Entertaining on a school-yard level

This is Moore. Don't listen to his books back to back, and you'll enjoy then ...::wincing:: Moore.

He used a quill filled with acerbic ink to pen his stories. If you are a fan of sarcastic wit and humor so dry it leaves you looking for the attached desiccation packet, then saddle up boys and girls! He had me laughing out loud in some places (always a little disconcerting in public places) and it was a great break from more serious genera. I recommend it for a mental palate cleanser.

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