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Publisher's Summary

This audiobook is value-packed with two volumes inside:

  • Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns, Volume 1
  • Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns, Volume 2

There is almost a total of 900 painfully funny dad jokes in here!

Sometimes, nothing makes more sense than a good old-fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry and put a smile on everyone’s face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick....

What is an elf who has just won the lottery called? “Welfy.”

There are plenty of puns in here that you can recite to your friends and pass yourself off as a wordsmith - unless your last name is not Smith. 

What do you call a Mexican who's just had his 4x4 stolen? Carlos.

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for Dad? Search no more with this hilarious audiobook of dad jokes.

What’s inside:

  • Father and son jokes
  • Family jokes
  • Marriage jokes
  • Work jokes
  • Alcohol jokes
  • Animal jokes
  • Food jokes
  • Crude jokes
  • Fruit and veggie jokes
  • Light bulb jokes
  • Iowan jokes
  • Yo mama jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Christmas jokes
  • Weather jokes
  • Valentine jokes
  • Thanksgiving jokes
  • Birthday jokes
  • Coffee jokes
  • General wordplay jokes
  • Creative answering-machine messages
  • Countless cheesy puns
  • A total of almost 900 jokes!

What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click "Buy Now" for a hilarious experience with family and friends!

©2019 Matthew Cooper (P)2019 Matthew Cooper

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As a party person like me! This is really awesome.

As a party person like me! I need to bring a lot of jokes with me that I can share with my friends. This is really awesome.

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Complete package!

Complete package and it will surely make your day happier! This audiobook has two books in it. Amazing indeed.

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Funny but not bad to share.

This book is pretty awesome for me since as a Dad, I need to prepare jokes with my kids. Funny but not bad to share.

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The narrator really did a great job!

The narrator really did a great job! His voice makes the jokes even better. It's so worth it that I bought this book.

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So witty and funny!

Good times sitting around a coffee table and listening to this one out loud. So witty and funny!

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I am glad that I bought this audiobook.

I am glad that I bought this audiobook. It's really funny and make my fay happier. Amazing!

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This book is one of the best jokes.

This book is one of the best jokes and pun collections I have ever had the pleasure to listen with. I will surely recommend this audiobook!

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There are a lot of adult and funny jokes.

Finally a book of dad jokes I can add to my library! There are a lot of adult and funny jokes. I will write notes out it so I can try it to my friends at school.

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  • Beatrice Estes
  • 01-17-19

This audiobook is amazing for me.

This book was better than I thought it would be! This audiobook is amazing for me. It makes my day lovely and funny.

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  • Charity Landry
  • 01-17-19

This book is great indeed!

I am collecting a lot of dad jokes or any type of jokes. This book is one of my favorites since the jokes are so funny and family-oriented. This book is great indeed!

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  • Kaleigh Doyle
  • 01-16-19

My dad is obsessed with this book.

My dad is obsessed with this book. The jokes in the book are the jokes you would expect. They are typical "dad jokes" and if your dad enjoys those jokes, he'll LOVE this book.

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  • Kaylyn Harris
  • 01-16-19

This book is highly recommended!

I liked the fact that these jokes were so awful, but they were actually funny! This book is highly recommended!

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  • Lucas Nicholson
  • 01-16-19

Pretty funny audiobook!

Pretty funny audiobook! I always love to retell jokes with my family and to make the dinner happier.

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  • Griffin Williamson
  • 01-15-19

My significant other is very into dad jokes.

My significant other is very into dad jokes. This was the perfect addition to a present for him. He loves the book and we all love the jokes. They're funny but great none the less.

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  • Fawn Doyon
  • 01-15-19

These jokes are awful but hilarious!

These jokes are awful but hilarious! As a family we love listening to these punny jokes to each other and just laugh at how bad some of them are but also get a kick out of using the good ones on people.