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Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.

©2014 David O'Doherty (P)2014 Penguin Books Limited

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  • Jenny
  • 08-25-14

Chuckles all round!

I listened to this book with my nephew and niece who are 11 and 10 respectively and we all enjoyed learning how to keep ourselves save in such a dangerous world. It made our journey time whizz by and by the end we were delighted to pass out exam to become FODs (Level 1). The performance is engaging and I appreciated the effort that had gone into adapting the book into an audiobook with music and sound effects. It really was very amusing. I would say that my nephlets were the perfect age, however. Their cousins, aged 7 and 9 had less patience with the acronyms and the lack of fighting. Otherwise, I whole-heartedly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys chuckling.

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  • Jack
  • 08-07-17

Danger is everywhere

I mean yolo so listen I'm sad that it's briged but over than that awesome:)

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  • Nancy
  • 02-04-17

AAAA

DANGER Thair is a toothbrush in front of the sink because DANGER IS EVRYWHERE aaaaaaaa

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  • Phineas
  • 04-13-15

A bit dangerous, but safer if you're lying down

My kids all have their DOD and listen to this over and over.. They love it! Here's hoping for sequels

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  • 12-14-14

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If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

I managed 10 minutes of this so called hilarious book.. It left me cold. This guy obviously enjoys the sound of his own voice, but I didn't. It was monotonous .<br/>Sorry not for me.

Would you ever listen to anything by David O'Doherty again?

Probably not

What didn’t you like about David O'Doherty’s performance?

Monotonous and boring

What character would you cut from Danger Is Everywhere?

All of it

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  • Laura
  • 05-17-15

RAD! (really awfully dangerous)

Hilarious audiobook for all ages. My 6 and 9 year old enjoy it for a giggle. The whole family can listen to it on a car trip and have a good laugh. Your perception of danger will be forever changed though, because Danger IS everywhere! (You will never look at a toothbrush the same after hearing of the R.A.D. toothbrush snake)